Leftist Memes - Or lack thereof...

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

"Happyroadkill" appears to be the artist. Looking him up, he exclusively draws gay furry porn.

That's an Achilles heel if you want your political opinion to be taken seriously by people who matter, i.e. people who don't look at gay furry porn, especially when going against righties who will use that fact to dismiss your assertions. "Ad hominem attack?" Of course it is. You're asking people to take a guy who most likely looks like this seriously when they already dislike him for holding a dissenting viewpoint.



The best you can hope for is preaching to the choir, because anybody on the fence is going to be scared off by the creep who draws elephant men with horse penises getting fisted by a hippo centaur.

This furfag uses strawman arguments anyway so I don't care if ad hominems are used on him.

His depiction of the Democrat party being demure & meek is especially insulting to my intelligence.

 

[White Devil]

tl;dr

Why do they feel the need to write essays?

Because leftists do not understand humor and find it offensive.

 

[round robin]

Holy fuck, this nigga actually wrote a book.

 

[Adolphin]

The Sino-Soviet Split was a hilarious event. Generally, I find Communist factionalist infighting very funny. By the way, I am certain that the opinions of the interviewed guys are genuine since the Red Guards were crazy in regards to ideological indoctrination.

 

[Toolbox]

Holy fuck, this nigga actually wrote a book.

I feel like I've said this a million times but anybody who uses these "meme" 'templates which essentially are just a text box that you copy and paste your soapbox argument into are humorless cunts. There's at least 10 popular versions of it yet they're all the exact same. Why not just write your statement as just text if you're going to go on a spastic rant?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

5 minutes of editing later:

 

[The Last Stand]

I feel like I've said this a million times but anybody who uses these "meme" 'templates which essentially are just a text box that you copy and paste your soapbox argument into are humorless cunts. There's at least 10 popular versions of it yet they're all the exact same. Why not just write your statement as just text if you're going to go on a spastic rant?

Because we need visuals to get the point across. Well, actually, that is true. They do help. But they don't know how to distribute them properly.

 

[thismanlies]

tl;dr

Why do they feel the need to write essays?

Because brevity is the soul of wit.

 

[Evan_Wynn_D]

People really liked my right wing memes so I decided to make a left wing meme also. Here it is: The problem with Left Wing Memes is that they don’t really say anything. This is a left wing meme. It has no words in it: If you like it, you can help support me on Patreon.

 

[Toolbox]

Because we need visuals to get the point across. Well, actually, that is true. They do help. But they don't know how to distribute them properly.

The only thing said 'visuals' do is make you look smug and cookie cutter. This and the lisa simpson one are the worst, but again there is little variation between them.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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This shit reminds me of those MySpace girls who WEREN'T LIKE THOSE OTHER GIRLS BECAUSE THEY READ BOOKS, YOU GUYS.

"Googly-eyed anarchic mirth" my ass, it looks like it wants to kill me in my sleep then do weird shit to my body after.

It looks like one of the demons you'd kill in Doom.

Polchuds are silly
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See, this could've worked if they didn't go for the MUH DICK gag & went after the thing people on the right complain about not having, like prosperity or home ownership.

When you try to parody Stonetoss, yet end up self-parodying leftist memes:

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Bonus Panel with 450% more words:
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This retard does know that Denmark hasn't been socialist for decades, right?

As well as an "I have no idea how this meme format is used" example which is also too fucking verbose:

I don't understand, is this supposed to be ironic? Like "I'm going to use this meme as a facetious fakeout by making the punchline some horrifying historical fact"?

The setup of the top panel implies that trust in the government is draining from the tank, slapping Flex Tape over it implies that it stymies the loss in faith.

You don't get to remember 9/11...

Not when TROONS NEED ATTENTION!

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Never forget.

To dilate.

This has to be the most disgusting bid for attention I've ever seen. These faggot narcissists literally cannot stand it when something is not about them to the point that nothing is off limits.

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This is so bad, it looks like a Republican made it & then passed it off as a leftist meme to troll leftists.

"Yes, I would much rather live in squalor, eat like a third worlder & fuck a sex offender than be a frontiersman with a wife & children."

I mean, if that's really what you want then sure, but if my choices are bugs/pod/freak or meat/cabin/wife then I think cottage core is the answer.

Seemed bog standard at first, but then I noticed the sheer effort.

It's the political counterpart to toddlers crying "NO U!"

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"This meme is calling us unoriginal, let's take it & rewrite only the part directed at us."

Could this be a bigger self own?

"Sigma male" is a cope for losers.

To be honest that sounds like a cope itself.

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All this could prove is that both sides are hypocrites. "New Rule, if you ban military-style assault rifles before you ban abortions that massacre children, you've lost your right to call yourself "pro-choice".

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Foreskin makeup is = to Holocaust denial.

Soyboys are a conspiracy theory? Are these people retarded?

See, the thing is that Georgi's defenders like to play up the fact that he was part of those roundups due to being given a cover identity with an axis family, nevermind the fact that he still took part in rounding up other Jews and confiscating their property, all of which he later declared to be some of the most fun he had in his entire life.

Why do people defend this asshole & what does he even want?

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

What the fuck am I even reading?

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Why do people defend this asshole & what does he even want?

Soros is one of the biggest moneymen in the globohomo and his money goes toward propagating various left-wing causes and destabilizing the West through political scheming and importing migrants to countries. Money that was partially gained by devastating western economies to varying levels. So there’s your reason for his actions and why people support him.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Soros is one of the biggest moneymen in the globohomo and his money goes toward propagating various left-wing causes and destabilizing the West through political scheming and importing migrants to countries. Money that was partially gained by devastating western economies to varying levels. So there’s your reason for his actions and why people support him.

Okay but that doesn't explain why he wants to ruin every nation he encounters though, or why he specifically puts money into it.

 

[LeChampion1992]

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I am the king of doubleposts!

And still they don't understand firearms fucking lefties.

Also a cringe bunkerchan meme I really have been short on leftist memes ever since I've been banned off of Twitter.

tl;dr

Why do they feel the need to write essays?

Because they don't understand humor. Basically your average leftist is alot like Sheldon Cooper from the big bang theory. They don't have the normal well adjusted views most other people do and they tend to be very depressed people.
Remember alot of leftists were raised in privileged middle class backgrounds. Alot of them think all cops are bastards but never lived a day in the hood to understand that niggas will pull out gats on each other because they give no fucks. Alot of them don't know what it's like to show up to the scene in a inner city neighborhood to see someone's 5 year old daughter or son killed by a stray bullet simply for just being in their home at the wrong place wrong time.

Now add to the fact alot them think that they're smarter then they really are.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Okay but that doesn't explain why he wants to ruin every nation he encounters though, or why he specifically puts money into it.

Guy has a god complex and thinks he can get power by ruining nations; there isn't much more to say about it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Guy has a god complex and thinks he can get power by ruining nations; there isn't much more to say about it.

Pretty much what I was going to say. Soros doesn't seem to have some big plan like, say, Klaus Schwab

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

This "meme voice actor" Gianni Matragrano has done two of these, his memes are generally funny but I'm starting to think either he's being commissioned by wokesters or is a wokester himself.

I mean, he's Canadian. You really shouldn't be surprised...

His posts on pride month were absolutely smug and cringe, and he's recently been shilling bullshit "teach poor starving transgender African children Javascript" type charities on the regular, so don't give him money.

That being said, he really has some funny stuff like this one:

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.

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Also the way he does his sound design (like mimicking 90s Duke nukem recordings) is pretty clever. Still a fag though.

 

[Least Concern]

Pokémon: Promotes animal exploitation and fighting rings
Doom, Overwatch, Fortnite: Glorifies gun violence; Doom perpetuates Judeo-Christian mythology; protagonist is white male
Animal Crossing: Normalizes bankers keeping people in perpetual debt
Ace Attorney: Normalizes corrupt criminal "justice" system
Minecraft: Normalizes breeding and killing animals for food
Stardew Valley: Glorifies hard labor and right-wing ideals of returning to a simpler life in the country
God of War: Toxic masculinity and male gaze; protagonist is heteronormative ideal male; story is based in Euro-centric mythology
Final Fantasy 7: Cross-dressing portrayed as a joke; features incel harem fantasy trope

Postal and GTA: Criticizes American gun and car culture
Saints Row: Allows you to play a character of any race or gender (changeable at any time in-game) and cross-dress
Bayonetta: Strong female lead; not a Ms. Male trope example
Fallout series: Shows horrific consequences of nuclear war
Doki Doki Literature Club: Earnestly explores themes of mental illness
Hatred, Postal: Strong anarchist themes; killing of police antagonists promoted
Resident Evil: Strong female protagonists; shows folly of unaccountable corporations
Madden series: Frequently features POC on cover
Final Fantasy 7: Guerrilla fighters take on corpo-government in the name of environmental justice

(yeah FF7 is on both sides lul)

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Pokémon: Promotes animal exploitation and fighting rings
Doom, Overwatch, Fortnite: Glorifies gun violence; Doom perpetuates Judeo-Christian mythology; protagonist is white male
Animal Crossing: Normalizes bankers keeping people in perpetual debt
Ace Attorney: Normalizes corrupt criminal "justice" system
Minecraft: Normalizes breeding and killing animals for food
Stardew Valley: Glorifies hard labor and right-wing ideals of returning to a simpler life in the country
God of War: Toxic masculinity and male gaze; protagonist is heteronormative ideal male; story is based in Euro-centric mythology

Postal and GTA: Criticizes American gun and car culture
Saints Row: Allows you to play a character of any race or gender (changeable at any time in-game) and cross-dress
Bayonetta: Strong female lead; not a Ms. Male trope example
Fallout series: Shows horrific consequences of nuclear war
Doki Doki Literature Club: Earnestly explores themes of mental illness
Hatred, Postal: Strong anarchist themes; killing of police antagonists promoted
Resident Evil: Strong female protagonists; shows folly of unaccountable corporations
Madden series: Frequently features POC on cover

You could do this with any good game. The point is actually making an essay (or JPEG) on it is completely exceptional.