Left Side Sleeper Superiority Thread

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How should non-left side sleepers be tortured?


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I didn't know left side sleeping is something brag worthy? 🤔

Well, I do it, and I do like having a random trait that makes me feel superior to others. So, uh...LEFT SIDE SLEEPERS shall dominate!
 
You are forced to when you finally develop major back and shoulder problems from decades of labor work.
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everybody, come and laugh at the unc
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also that sounds shitty, sorry :c
 
I start to feel like I'm going to have a heart attack and die if I lay on my left side for more than half an hour. Not sure why.
 
@Travis Touchdown (REAL) sweetheart... I'm the molester goblin. I thought you liked it when I molested you and it was your signal for me to go ahead when you were sleeping on your right side or on your back? Honey, you gotta tell me these things.
 
It depends on what I'm facing when I'm falling asleep. My current bed position is more comfortable to face my right, so I sleep on my right side. It isn't always that way especially if I'm sleeping in a bed that I normally don't sleep in.
 
I was once a left-sleeper like you. Remember me.
I work in a car factory and have woken up with my hand in a permanent claw before. Had to run it under hot water and slllooowwwllllyyyy pry my fingers back to normal. That was a fun time. Shooting 3000 bolts a day with a pistol grip pneumatic gun fucks up your hand, WHODATHUNKIT!?
 
Can't sleep any other way besides on my left side. Even in the womb I was a left side sleeper, which caused me to be born with a crease in my left ear lobe.
 
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