"Lee" type lolcows - Lolcows that always respond in unique, predictable ways to set phrases or provoking

[legtard respecter]

Thread for discussion of lee-type lolcows, sometimes known as nulees in some circles, named after the barneyfag himself, known for responding to any MLP related images on 4chan with stuff like this:

Got inspired to make this thread by an article on the soyjak wiki discussing this phenomenon within their userbase.
Another example that comes to mind is Patrick S. Tomlinson / stealthygeek, who just from recent tweets of his has repeated tics of his own responding to seemingly searched out tweets, even spawning the phenomenon of "patposting" phrases like Enjoy prison, stalker child:

As you can see above, naturally this kind of cow seems to attract a-logs that orbit them to bait these kind of replies, similar to leebaiters.
Anyone know any more examples?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

@ILoveMylarBalloons when he was active?

 

[Gan Ying]

I mentioned it in the 4chan thread recently, but there was a guy called the Groeningfag that hung around on 4chan's /m/ board for years who would diligently reply to every post that used a Simpsons or Futurama reaction image with a sage and "GTFO." Slow board so it's not so crazy that he managed to catch every post , but still impressively autistic imo. I believe he predates the barneyfag, not sure though.

 

[Jobama]

Kingcobrajfs is definitely like this. There's other examples but one of his more famous responses is how whenever he sees someone impersonating someone in his chat he'll always go "you're not even the real X get banned from my channel". This will lead to him saying funny shit like "you're not even the real Wyatt Earp dood"

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Patrick S. Tomlinson with his "enjoy prison"s.

Edit: should have read the OP before replying.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

YandereDev does this, or at least used to when I followed him. He would reliably show up in threads talking about his game (specifically ones talking about bad optimization or else-if loops) regardless which site or chan they were on with a sock purporting to be a gamedev so he could high-horse post at people about how Hard game development was.

I assume he's still doing it given it's one of the things he's known for as a cow.

 

[Da Capo]

He doesn't have a thread at the moment, but I would say Ok_World/CaseyElectabuzz is definitely a lee type lolcow, mainly because of his weird fixation on Misty from Pokemon driving a "2005 Midnight Blue Dodge Magnum".

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

There used to be this guy Memoryman3 who was insanely obsessed with Daisy from Mario and who'd spam her like crazy, start arguments with anyone who didn't like her and campaign hard for her before she made it into Smash.
It seems his activity died down around a year ago but searching him online brought this up which at least gives him one redeeming quality.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

@SamanthaPrater

back off trolls back off trolls back off trolls sorry not sorry

 

[Maki Harukawa]

@Saladfingy05

"not a man" "not fat" "not a mexican" "i dont smell" etc.

 

[Pomniman]

BarneyGOD is nothing like any of those other fags.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

PreciousLeaf and his "CHARIZARD!"

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Rachel Minkin has a few of her own.
"Cope and seethe about it" is one.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

There used to be this guy Memoryman3 who was insanely obsessed with Daisy from Mario and who'd spam her like crazy, start arguments with anyone who didn't like her and campaign hard for her before she made it into Smash.
It seems his activity died down around a year ago but searching him online brought this up which at least gives him one redeeming quality.Ver archivo adjunto 6655624

He was on NeoGaf, Ree, Gamefaqs, and YouTube at least. I used to see him absolutely everywhere. I guess he got his life’s wish with Smash Bros.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Dansburst has a bunch of these, "spoiled kiwis" being the big one

 

[Maurice Maine]

@ILoveMylarBalloons when he was active?

idk but it was ancient times.