🐮 Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

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If we considered all the shitposters on 4chan lolcows we'd have to start our own subforum.
 
Dunno if people are still interested, but here is some new Barneyfag, when asked why does what he does:

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I read that entire essay and let me just say... that is a solid five minutes of my life that I will never get back.

So... I just wanna check but... did this guy really just say now that because someone watched some Pink Floyd concert next to him while he was watching Barney, he was under the impression that... all Pink Floyd fans are Barney fans? ... And that it's his school's fault?

@Moleman9000, come back. Your analysis of 1984 got retroactively better because something dumber was said.

With his obsession over his past and how it's basically dictating his life today, he strikes me as a... slightly more eloquent Sweets or CWC. ... I'm not sure if that makes him better or infinitely more terrifying.

EDIT: Side note, but why the fuck are all lolcows always obsessed with children cartoons? Can we have someone obsessed with, I dunno, fucking Road Warrior or Dune for once? Some variety is all I'm asking.
 
I remember this guy, he was on /tv/ shitting up unrelated threads with his bullcrap
I think he used Barney as a comparison on what not to do when writing a tv show
I can't remember what the thread was on but it was an adult oriented show so it was completely random and unrelated. Anons eventually turned it into a Barney thread and he chimped out.
it was funny
 
Fapcup dijo:
None of this makes sense! Barney? In High School?!? Sure it's special ed and so on, but what sort of exceptional individual-king would watch Barney in High Sch?!? Especially on a continuing basis?!?
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His story was he was in tard school, and was apparently such a sped that they actually played Barney in tard school while other people were doing high school stuff. He was traumatized this and that's why he became Batman the Barneyfag.
 
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I really wish this guy had an online presence that wasn't anonymous. He was talking about how he's waiting to kill the creator of Barney until after he gets a degree so "it shows I'm at least reserved and not really impulsive." The picture he posted was of the creator of Barney's actual house. And then you get into this conspiracy that everyone is supposed ensnaring him in and well...I wish there was something to go on to report this.

"I do have a baseball bat though, which should work pretty well for beating people to death. Hammers, knives, I can be more DIY that way."- On how he wants to do it
 
Gensdupays dijo:
"I do have a baseball bat though, which should work pretty well for beating people to death. Hammers, knives, I can be more DIY that way."- On how he wants to do it
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This guy is really losing his shit. A while back, he said he was getting therapy. So much for that, I guess.
 
AnOminous dijo:
His story was he was in tard school, and was apparently such a sped that they actually played Barney in tard school while other people were doing high school stuff. He was traumatized this and that's why he became Batman the Barneyfag.
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So it was actually a school, not a daycare center for exceptional teenagers? The teachers didn't just park the kids in front of TVs for several hours? I have so many questions about this institution.
 
My theory on him has always been that he's just an elaborate ruse. People make shit up like this all the time on 4chan. You can't take every death threat or claim of mental illness there as fact.
 
I actually sympathized with him about being forced by sped teachers to watch shows meant for young children while in high school. Infantilization of disabled people is a pretty serious issue, and is super insulting and degrading to endure.

That said, the problem isn't the show itself but with the special ed system and the way special ed teachers are trained. If he redirected that rage to fight against ableism (yes, its actually a real thing and not just something tumblr made up) he could possibly be an okay activist.

But I suppose that's too hard or w/e so he wastes his time sperging out about shows aimed at toddlers on 4chan.
 
So I haven't followed this dude as much so if I have missed it apologies but has dude given a reason why he's triggered by Barney? Is it the retarded 90's trend of "GAH BARNEY IS THE WORST!!!" taken to the extreme? Dude hate purple and dinosaurs? I just can't imagine giving this much of a fuck about a TV show that's been off the air for years.
 
Android raptor dijo:
I actually sympathized with him about being forced by sped teachers to watch shows meant for young children while in high school. Infantilization of disabled people is a pretty serious issue, and is super insulting and degrading to endure.
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I can certainly sympathize to some extent. If you ever watched Barney for longer than 10 seconds, you can literally feel it sucking out your brain. The Teletubbies is also somewhat similar, in the wtf am I even watching sense.

But he's kind of taken it to excess.
 
Calliou too. Good lord do I want to tear my hair out when the kid I babysit watches Calliou.

Back on topic, if he was going to a sped school what that means is that he probably got shipped off to an alternative school, which is basically just a daycare center for problem kids. They kids are legitimately treated horribly in those places, however direct his anger at Barney instead of the school/teachers is like a black person in the 60's being angry at fire hoses instead of the racists who sprayed people with them.
 
Barney may be a stupid show, but is it really worth getting bent out of shape over? No, it's not. And I'm gonna go on record and say that posting a picture of the creator's house was a pretty shitty thing to do. Couple that with threats to maim and kill her and I think we have grounds to let the police know about this, should we get a hold of his identity.
 
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