🐮 Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[cromit]

Not only does he want to fuck Barney, but he wants to write an alternate universe fan fic in the same vein as "My Immortal".

Hi my name is @x86x2 Dark’ness Dementia Raven Barnes and I have long greasy hair clinging to my skull (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and green tips that reaches my mid-back so I have Barney camouflage and icy blue eyes like soulless husks from staring at MLP and a lot of people tell me I look like George Fisher (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Chris Barnes but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I was walking outside Kiwifarms. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Barneyfags stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

 

[Anus]

Hi my name is @x86x2 Dark’ness Dementia Raven Barnes and I have long greasy hair clinging to my skull (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and green tips that reaches my mid-back so I have Barney camouflage and icy blue eyes like soulless husks from staring at MLP and a lot of people tell me I look like George Fisher (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Chris Barnes but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I was walking outside Kiwifarms. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Barneyfags stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey @x86x2 !" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... @Meowthkip!

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Actually, I never did. I always said I was going to, but I never followed through with it.

Well you should. You need some serious fucking help.

 

[millais]

brony who had a Fluttershy "yay" shirt on (a heavy contrast to the Doom shirt I wore to the movie)

The extra emphasis on Doom being the dark and edgy opposite of ponies is killing me. You can't make this shit up.

 

[x86x2]

He's like the lowest level of closet case really. Most closeted homophobes at least can hide their fetish. This fucking moron can't.

Not only does he want to fuck Barney, but he wants to write an alternate universe fan fic in the same vein as "My Immortal".

I still think he wears his mom's wedding dress while he uses a dakimakura of Barney with a strapon he found from some shitty place like Bad Dragon to simulate marital bliss.

Haha. Way to project.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Haha. Way to project.

You run irony like a soda machine in a McDonalds, nice shield there.

 

[Meowthkip]

Haha. Way to project.

You would know.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Hey Revved, ever look in the mirror and wonder what the hell went wrong in your life?

 

[Bungleboy]

Why does he even keep responding? He's almost asking to get clowned on at this point.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Haha. Way to project.

Something something irony police.

 

[MalWart]

Haha. Way to project.

Holy shit, you're like an autistic Energizer Bunny. You just keep going and going...

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I haven't been paying any more attention to this thread until I made that post where Barneyfag bothered to actually call my name (quote) and tell me I'm projecting.

What does Revved do when he isn't posting here anyways.

 

[MalWart]

What does Revved do when he isn't posting here anyways.

He's probably spanking it while watching old Barney tapes, whether or not he wants to admit it.

 

[AnOminous]

What does Revved do when he isn't posting here anyways.

He is usually freaking out on one or more threads on 4chan where people post "stealth" pony content to bait him.

Sometimes someone here sees one of those threads and posts them here while they're still active. However, I don't think anyone goes to his insane levels of constantly monitoring all of 4chan so we don't see all of them.

 

[CatFace]

No, I knew that it was playing in a theater which was like a short walk away, so I went since it wouldn't really cost me anything. I went into the theater, with an audience mostly made of girls, their parents, and bronies. Then this group of 5 comes in, they look pretty bro and so I ask if I can sit with them. Theywere ok with it.

You know to ask someone to sit with them you need to open your mouth and speak, right? Sitting next to a group without saying anything is not having them be ok to watch a movie with you. You have never been able to approach a human being in public and innitiate a normal conversation.

I suppose that's ok because it's pretty obvious this "group of five" never existed. I guess one of the guys died in between your retelling because asking five other guys you don't know if you could sit next to them in a dark theater like some sort of fucked up child is also different than seeing a movie with "six other guys".

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why does he even keep responding? He's almost asking to get clowned on at this point.

Because he's really got nothing better to do. Sometimes I worry about him, then I realize he's doing it to himself and resume laughing at his utter stupidity.

Haha. Way to project.

And what would you call your opinion towards Barney lovers, 4Chan and Bronies?

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Haha. Way to project.

Okay @x86x2, are you projecting when you say this:

I get that, but the adult autists that still cling onto (Barneyshit) just need to be eradicated.

considering you admitted to watching a show you consider "Barneyshit" here?

No, I knew that it was playing in a theater which was like a short walk away, so I went since it wouldn't really cost me anything.

 

[Somar]

Why does he even keep responding? He's almost asking to get clowned on at this point.

I'm pretty sure he thinks of this as a game at this point. If he gives up we win and he obviously doesn't want that to happen.

 

[Pina Colada]

Also nice pun. Takes a really stupid person to accidentally be so self aware that it seeps into your avatar.

I'd say it's more ironic than it is a pun, given that his words are made of fool's gold. (Hope that makes up for me being a tad late)

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'd say it's more ironic than it is a pun, given that his words are made of fool's gold. (Hope that makes up for me being a tad late)

No problem. It's just that he talks so much stupidity that it's hard to tell when he's trying to be tryhard and when he's trying to crack a (failed) joke.

Either way, he's not very smart.