🐮 Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Strelok]

If Barney never existed, it'd be something else. It'd be Teletubbies, or Thomas the Tank Engine, or Blue's Clues. Hell, it would likely be something not even for preschoolers. It could be fucking anything.

If only we could have got to him sooner, we could have used in him the trannywar against ADF as our ultimate shitposter weapon.

 

[Gensdupays]

If only we could have got to him sooner, we could have used in him the trannywar against ADF as our ultimate shitposter weapon.

Just convince him that ADF's autism is bad enough and he'll hate him regardless.

...He legitimately used that he was on honor roll in high school as a way to defend himself against the mentally disabled despite being in the same class. He also says "man was not meant to be that way." Sorry about the posts but he's chatty tonight I guess.

 

[Bugaboo]

...He legitimately used that he was on honor roll in high school as a way to defend himself against the mentally disabled despite being in the same class. He also says "man was not meant to be that way." Sorry about the posts but he's chatty tonight I guess.

Chris was on the honor roll in highschool too

 

[Adamska]

...He legitimately used that he was on honor roll in high school as a way to defend himself against the mentally disabled despite being in the same class. He also says "man was not meant to be that way." Sorry about the posts but he's chatty tonight I guess.

Chris lied about that too.

And I know that Barneyfag here is lying since he not only has a track record for it, but this would take time out of his shitposting, and he refuses to stop shitposting.

And he's chatty since he's in a good mood; he bought a new dildo from Bad Dragon and it now has a ball sack for him to lick.

 

[AnOminous]

What's more autistic, Barneyfagging or blarms?

I say Barneyfagging.

 

[Conrix]

And I know that Barneyfag here is lying since he not only has a track record for it, but this would take time out of his shitposting, and he refuses to stop shitposting.

As long as the purple dinosaur menace still draws breath, there can be no peace.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Chris was on the honor roll in highschool too

Yeah, I was going to say that Chris used a similar excuse for his BS.

And in both cases, I got to question the people who thought they were honor roll material.

 

[Conrix]

I wonder what would happen if Revved and Dan Sandler teamed up.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

What's more autistic, Barneyfagging or blarms?

I say Barneyfagging.

Sonic is technically still a thing.

Barneyfag is mad at something that doesn't even exist anymore.

 

[Gensdupays]

So now he's bragging about the new job that he has. Care to enlighten us with what your profession is, @x86x2? I mean, if you can pull yourself away from your shitposting.

So do you like, troll 4chan during your job too?

 

[Adamska]

So now he's bragging about the new job that he has. Care to enlighten us with what your profession is, @x86x2? I mean, if you can pull yourself away from your shitposting.

So do you like, troll 4chan during your job too?

My prediction is Wal-Mart greeter or Kroger stockboy. Something that he got through a workprogram.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll just leave this here.

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/53192913

 

[Gensdupays]

My prediction is Wal-Mart greeter or Kroger stockboy. Something that he got through a workprogram.

I'm placing bets on low-level IT because I don't think he can function without his RSS feeds. That and he doesn't have to deal with the idea that there might be someone that he sees that triggers him.

I'll just leave this here.

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/53192913

For once, pony shitposters are doing something good.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'll just leave this here.

>404

Damn. Missed it.

 

[AnOminous]

>404

Damn. Missed it.

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/53192913/

 

[Ruin]

Does it make me a horrible person if I kind of want him to have a heart attack just so his cause of death is listed as "Barney related stress?"

 

[Adamska]

Does it make me a horrible person if I kind of want him to have a heart attack just so his cause of death is listed as "Barney related stress?"

No, because he wants to kill people for either being retarded or making Barney.

 

[HexBawxUno]

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/53192913/

Really like the idea of "Branies" (Bronies but with Barney), if only for the effect of the movement's presence on him.

 

[Meowthkip]

Really like the idea of "Branies" (Bronies but with Barney), if only for the effect of the movement's presence on him.

Perhaps something could be arranged?

 

[MasterDisaster]

@x86x2 maybe people are having trouble understanding you because you're doing all your talking with your fingers instead of your mouth. Maybe we should do an interview.