🐮 Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[FataBataRang]

If you do watch to the end, the funniest part is where A-Log tries to review and recommend cartoon porn, focusing particularly on hermaphrodites.

Ugh. I hate weaboos.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Ugh. I hate weaboos.

A-Log isn't even a good weeaboo. He struggles to define the word "hentai", deviant, when he could have just pointed to himself.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I've never been able to get through that video. Everyone I saw in it was visibly cringing at him, though.

Let's be fair here, A-Log pretty much epitomizes why very few people are willing to interact with one another at cons. They were probably only cringing because he was giving awkward a bad name.

Not like that's hard to do, considering cons are full of those kinds of people.

My question is would Lee kill himself if the sites he lurches off on basically makes it impossible for him to post this atsimu, possibly with a wordfilter or something that catches the same stupid shit he says.

My next question is would he kill himself if his parents and brother followed through on their threat and forced him to stay offline.

Realistically, the only way to stop him and his special brand of shitposting is to lock him up for the rest of his life.

 

[x86x2]

Realistically, the only way to stop him and his special brand of shitposting is to lock him up for the rest of his life.

Or just gas all the bronies. They're all wastes of life anyway.

 

[MysticMisty]

Or just gas all the bronies. They're all wastes of life anyway.

Sounds like someone hasn't been enjoying the new season so far!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Or just gas all the bronies. They're all wastes of life anyway.

Nah, I'd say my way is more humane.

 

[FataBataRang]

Or just gas all the bronies. They're all wastes of life anyway.

I've never heard of a brony wasting his life fighting a pointless battle against a cartoon. You have no room to talk.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

What does Dobson have a vehement hatred for, exactly? Not too knowledgeable on him.

Everything. He is a total pathetic failure in every aspect of his life and has never once tried to improve or change. He is now a bitter middle aged man who hates everything by default because he is frustrated that his life is a joke and can't face that it's his own fault.

 

[Trombonista]

Or just gas all the bronies. They're all wastes of life anyway.

I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...

 

[Who?]

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/375889368

Should we take bets on how it all ends? I'm going with Lee having an especially bad day and pulling his barneyfag shenanigans on the wrong person in public.

 

[AnOminous]

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/375889368

Should we take bets on how it all ends? I'm going with Lee having an especially bad day and pulling his barneyfag shenanigans on the wrong person in public.

This looks pretty obviously like one of the ones where he is also the OP.

 

[Bungleboy]

Lee sat hunched over his keyboard, his cheeks slick with tears of impotent rage. Sure he was jobless, wasted his education and life, and had nobody who associated him out of anything other than social obligation, but he knew in his heart he was an Ubermensch... An intellectual victimized by a show for toddlers. He had to continue the fight against People Liking Things He Didn't Like, it was his cross to bear. It was his eternal struggle against the degeneracy known simply as People Liking Things He Didn't Like.

He would die on this hill a million times if he could, the hill known as "People watching MLP."

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This looks pretty obviously like one of the ones where he is also the OP.

And all the posters.

 

[Who?]

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/376386147

In a hurry or I'd check myself, but does it really turn into anything after 10 minutes or is Lee just getting paranoid? Also this little gem had me laughing.

you really gotta flutterby. don't shim sham shit yourself and fuck on outta here ya know.

 

[Bungleboy]

More like REEEEEEEEEE Goldson

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Or just gas all the bronies. They're all wastes of life anyway.

Unlike you, a true superman we can all admire.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Now I'm sort of reminded of Autphag's obsessive hatred of black people. He formerly admitted he had never met one, but now has retconned the psychiatrist he threatened into being part Aboriginal, which is not all that likely in Edinburgh.

 

[Who?]

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/376867135

Best part of the thread if you ask me.

 

[provo]

4chan's backend messed up and uploading images for replies wasn't functioning. When Lee saw an offending image in the OP, he put the filenames of his pictures in the text body of his posts.

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/377212397/

 

[AnOminous]

4chan's backend messed up and uploading images for replies wasn't functioning. When Lee saw an offending image in the OP, he put the filenames of his pictures in the text body of his posts.

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/377212397/

This isn't the first time we've known these. He once claimed he was ceasing his shitposting activities and uploaded a collection of his shitpost files.