Least favorite meat? - Some things do die in vain

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Turkey, never had a good one. Seems to be something people promote during Christmas, which every time ends up being disappointing. Always dry and lacking in taste.
Chicken is also low on the list based on how many times I have had a poorly cooked chicken. Unless its fried or boiled (as in Hainanese chicken rice), then it's ranking shoots up.
Steak is alright once in a while, otherwise is a bit boring if I have to eat it frequently.
Pork, Lamb, Duck, Venison, Horse, Frog ect are all great.
 
Turkey. I might as well eat my napkin, given how flavorless that shit is. I'd rather roast an equivalent amount of chicken (or, better yet, capon, duck, or goose) for a holiday dinner than a turkey.

And veal, though not so much for ethical reasons as the fact it's so soft and bland. It's like meat specifically devised to feed infants and invalids back in the Victorian age.

Also, "chicken sausage" and "turkey bacon" are oxymorons, and farmed fish is an abomination. They're shitfood for the kinds of people who buy into dubious health claims promoted by doctors with careers in television.
 
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And veal, though not so much for ethical reasons as the fact it's so soft and bland. It's like meat specifically devised to feed infants and invalids back in the Victorian age.
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I never liked it anyway so it made it an easy ethical issue. It's okay in wienerschnitzel but then the more murrican breaded pork tenderloin is better than that, too.
 
I can't stand pork chops. They're always, always, dry, and the color's offputting. Really any pork product is something I stay away from because I've had some bad experiences with ham and ribs, as well. Also not a fan of ground beef lmao
 
Cedric_Eff dijo:
Bear. Bears are too precious for me to consume. I promised myself to not consume bear meat.
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This actually reminds me of this frontier adventure novel I read as a kid where a white guy fell in with a bunch of Native Americans and the author did a really good job of describing how good bear meat was.

Now I want to eat a bear.
 
Seafood of any type. I once found a bunch of scales still on a fish stick when I was like 6 and I told my mom that it made me think fish was gross but in reality I got over that quick. My mom and sister still give me shit over it because they love seafood, and my dad never cares enough to remember/cant or doesnt remember, so he's always like "Wait, you dont like fish!? I thought you were fine with it."

As I got older I started to not be able to stand the smell/flavor and I HATE the texture. I want to chew my meat, when it flakes apart, or worse yet, is mushy like I imagine shrimp/lobster are, I cant stand it.
 
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Shrimp is the most disgusting, rubbery "food" on earth, tied maybe with mussels. I love actual seafood like salmon or swordfish, but minuscule shelled creatures aren't food. They're like salt-flavored Fruit Gushers, but worse.
Oh, also: Chicken. French chefs drown it in wine or rosemary to make it palatable, American chefs fry the ever-loving fuck out of it. It still tastes like cardboard.
 
I hate shellfish, despite growing up in rural South Louisiana. It was the butt of many jokes back in the day.

It just has this... *odd* taste to me. I can't put my finger on it. I can eat just about anything, but shellfish almost makes me physically ill.
 
AnOminous dijo:
They shouldn't be "rubbery" unless they're massively overcooked. Not just a little bit, hugely.
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I've really tried to like shrimp, and I'm still trying. I just haven't had any shrimp dishes appeal to me yet.
Don't get me wrong, I'll eat raw octopus, I'll eat monkfish liver, I love all kinds of seafood, but shrimp and mussels just churn my stomach.
 
Crass_and_Champ dijo:
I've really tried to like shrimp, and I'm still trying. I just haven't had any shrimp dishes appeal to me yet.
Don't get me wrong, I'll eat raw octopus, I'll eat monkfish liver, I love all kinds of seafood, but shrimp and mussels just churn my stomach.
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Supposedly shrimp etouffee is pretty good?
 
Turkey. Don't get me wrong, I used to love turkey and it's lean sleep inducing goodness, but eating the shit multiple times per holiday season has kind of ruined it for me over the years.
 
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