Learning new skills

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Mechanical aptitude and general handyman ability.

Honestly I'm kinda shocked at how many people don't understand how to do basic maintenance tasks around the house. I've saved a lot of money by just fixing a problem with off-the-shelf compenents instead of calling in a specialist.
The last major thing I fixed was a broken shower knob trim. A little bit of "percussive therapy", JB Weld, neoprene washers, and some bathroom caulking - done. Total materials bill was about $35 for a job that would've cost $200 if I went to the local plumber.
 
I forget everything I'm told moments before it's even spoken. Legends say I'm married but because I can't remember the vows I just wandered off afterwards.
 
CivilianOfTheFandomWars dijo:
Apparently using a search engine to find what I want.
Seriously, I know so many people who can’t figure out how to use Google to find anything.
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I like watching normies type full sentences into Google without realizing that it instantly filters out articles, prepositions, punctuation and most adverbs and only searches for essential keywords.
 
Most people only hate me on a basic level, because they only know me on the surface level.
I know myself inside and out, so I can, and do hate myself thoroughly, completely and unceasingly
 
CivilianOfTheFandomWars dijo:
Apparently using a search engine to find what I want.
Seriously, I know so many people who can’t figure out how to use Google to find anything.
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On that note, I appear to be the only person I know (Apart from my boomer parents) who can avoid turning their expensive phone's screen into a broken piece of shit.

I see so many fucking cracked screens and yet I can't even comprehend how it happens. I've been using these big screen phones for eleven years. I've dropped em' a few times but never have I once managed to crack the screen.
 
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Wish it was a joke but I am incredibly good at moving a staff like a monk.
I can spin it arround with ease throw it in the air and catch and chain with come basic kicks and spinning attacks.

Learned all that as a still while bored during the summer outdoors.
 
I possess the amazing ability to use Youtube to learn how to fix most house/car problems and coupled with the fact that I live within walking distance of a hardware store I am basically a master maintenance man.

And since every hero has a weakness, mine is that everything I fix retains 100% functionality, but looks like an actual retard fixed it. Because one did.
 
Commercial electrical work including new constructions as well as remodels, and enough carpentry skill to frame out a wall, build a deck, hang sheetrock and frame and pour small concrete slabs.
Basic warehouse sills such as shipping and receiving clerking and being able to safely operate a forklift continuously in an emergency for up to 30 hours without a break or sleep.

And a few other things.
 
I'm really good at putting together shitty prefab furniture that comes in a box.
 
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