💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

[Lidl Drip]

I still don't know how this freak schizo clawed her way into major politics.

 

[Gorton Colu]

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Oh that's right. She told the guy she was thirsting after that she wanted to make half Jewish babies with him.

"...targeted for being conservative."
Conservative university students often face discrimination, but in her case, I'm willing to believe she was just insufferable and obnoxious.

 

[bush911]

I don't know how the fuck she managed to actually make it all the way up to Trump's inner circle.

No wonder Trump bombed in the debate he's coached by Laura freaking Loomer.

 

[Reverse Ideology]

White women on twitter at their finest. A gaggle of Karens clutching their pearls. I hope Kamala wins and forms an alliance with Marjorie Taylor Greene, because that's absurd enough to be mildly entertaining and fitting for the current state of our clown world.

 

[Null]

i wonder if there is some sort of innate quality to Laura Loomer that gives her advantages in approaching Trump.

 

[Lidl Drip]

White women

>white

 

[Autistic Integrity]

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>white

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What the fuck is going on with those lips.. these are pre nose job or did she just fuck that up too?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

How the hell did this retard get in the inner circle of a former president

 

[Lidl Drip]

What the fuck is going on with those lips.. these are pre nose job or did she just fuck that up too?

No they are full of filler. She had normal lips before.




She really bogged herself.

 

[Neil]

LOL MTG CALLED OUT LAURA ON LIVE TELEVISION

What the fuck is going on with those lips.. these are pre nose job or did she just fuck that up too?

Botox. Lots of Botox. She's desperately trying to keep the hands of time from turning on her. Unfortunately for her, she's just naturally very ugly so she never really had a decent base to work from, and you can only do so much with so little.
Before (Age 22):

After some plastic surgery:

(I like to call this Laura Loomer's Sulawesi Crested Macaque era, tell me you don't see the similarity)
Today, after a LOT of plastic surgery:

She always had Bogdanoff physiology and facial structure, but all of her subsequent plastic surgeries really brought it out and turned her into the Jigsaw themed Moai we all know and laugh at today.

i wonder if there is some sort of innate quality to Laura Loomer that gives her advantages in approaching Trump.

I genuinely cannot see any reason why Trump would keep Laura Loomer around if he wasn't piping her on the side when Melania won't put out. You could meme and say "she's Jewish" but that's not something unique to her in politics. She's got to be in Trump's billionaire hotwife rotation, there's no other explanation.

 

[Null]

dear god the two least likable women are fighting

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Which side are you on?

 

[Vibralldo]

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Which side are you on?

Annihilation of both

 

[Iron Hamster]

I don't know how the fuck she managed to actually make it all the way up to Trump's inner circle.

All Harris has to do now is pull a Biden and hide. This twat will destroy Trump.
Now that I think about it, maybe Trump brought her on to take a bullet.

 

[Golden Boy]

I still don't know how this freak schizo clawed her way into major politics.

She probably fucked and blackmailed her way up the ladder. She’s on video trying to fuck men at bars during political outings, i’m certain she uses that then blackmails them when they realized they stuck their dick in a troglodyte.

 

[urr13 account]

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>white

my favorite thing I ever said on this forum, and it still holds true, this is realistically where I peaked:

Laura Loomer's face is so unsettling, strange, it almost doesn't even look human. I've never seen anything like it in real life. Beyond ugly, there is something twisted and vile about how her face is structured.

We evolved to read people's faces, to judge them by their appearance, as a survival mechanism and when I see a picture of Laura Loomer something deep in my ancestral lizard brain goes haywire, a fight or flight response buried deep in my subconscious ancestral memory, something not felt in a thousand generations.

 

[TheMeanOne]

Mount Holyoke!? Holy shit. Really?

Mt Holyoke is all crunchy dykes who like to hike around the campus pond. It's not lip filler type girls, at all. It's not conservative friendly but that's not even the biggest reason she wouldn't fit in there.

This is someone who doesn't know who she is.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Jfc she looks like one of those creepy clay facial reconstructions of an unidentified murdered prostitute whose skeletal remains were found in a ravine or abandoned barn or some shit in the 70s or 80s.

Spoiler: Don’t click or she will haunt your dreams

Explanation of the creepy reconstruction of Christy Crystal Creek, now identified as Janet Lee Lucas using genealogy. The artist put Asian features on a white skull because they thought she was Asian based on her dental work. Lara is how she would’ve looked if the police had figured out that she was white.

 

[Trombonista]

How the fuck do you manage to make Marjorie Taylor Greene look like the reasonable person in an argument?

 

[AnOminous]

She always had Bogdanoff physiology and facial structure, but all of her subsequent plastic surgeries really brought it out and turned her into the Jigsaw themed Moai we all know and laugh at today.

She needs to finish the job and go full Bogdanoff.