Given how busted Lillee looks at 24, her growing resemblance to her fellow bunny boiler momager, and Laur's penchant for filtering herself into oblivion, she could realistically pose as her own daughter. Laur has wanted to skinwalk Lillee since the day she hit puberty, anyway.
Cottage cheese factory Luna Slater would disagree.
September 2025.
Right before the EWU Bodycam or Midwest Safety videos covering the disappearance
Of course Laur has Sanpaku eyes.
Lillee has zero life experience outside of Laur’s control. It is horrifying to imagine the damage this has done to her on all fronts - hell, Lillee would not even comprehend that an eviction notice is an emergency, given that Laur managed to keep a roof over their heads for years without compensating the owner. I tend to agree that Laur does not have access to Lillee but I cannot fathom Lillee bootstrapping herself down to the local burger joint and saving up for a place. Where could she realistically go?
Im still shocked that presumably earl is not there right now. Laur is definitely the type to keep a body in the freezer to keep the social security checks coming.
They're both in the freezer!
I could see her trying to get an injunction to maybe stop Vincent from tossing out her shit? A restraining order is something stupid she would try to get even though Vincent doesn't care what hotel her and Earl are squatting in. Either way, it was denied so it was probably just schizophrenic and retarded as all things Laur are. What makes me curious though, is she named like 9000+ John and Jane Does and dramatubers as "co-conspiritors" does that mean that any of the people she named would have a right to view the case file? I'm definitely not a lawyer, but isn't the sixth amendment all about the right to confront a witness, or in this case, an accusor? I'm curious on the legality of restricting a case when Laur accused HUNDREDS of people of being part of a global criminal network and tried to add them to her case. Who knows though? I don't think anyone gives a shit enough to go after Laur for libel despite her being very clearly guilty of it. Maybe in six years, Primink will return with unredacted files and we can laugh even more at her.
She didn't notice or copy any of the alleged co-conspirators on the case, so they were never actually parties to the case (she never properly named her landlord, either). I doubt that would stop Laur from attempting to get a mass restraining order, though.
