💥 Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01 - Batshit crazy mother of "influencer" Lillee Jean Trueman.

[anliteralidiot]

I stole this from lolcow, why doesn't she go to her heel? She runs like a pony haha


and primink, if you're out there, reading this because she included me in the schizo ramble....
1. omg hi
2. If you include me in an update, please don't censor the bitch in my tag like Turkey Tom did

 

[MaleLonelinessEpidemic]

Lillee shows off her acting skills in a new video

2:52

The comment section is full of Laur's her adoring fan's comments

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Wash you hair Lillee. It's so greasy.

And learn how to frame a shot. She cuts her head off.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Her proportions are just so crazy; her head looks huge in this!

 

[Rogue AI]

That incredible acting skill made me want to look into the prestigious T. Schreiber Studio she attended.

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In order to do the Meisner course you need to complete a basic technique, 8 classes that cost 495 dollars and 75 dollars for registration.

The Meisner course is 10 classes for 595 dollars. They only have up to beginner level. They spent a grand to get LJ 18 beginner acting classes instead of paying their rent.

 

[MaleLonelinessEpidemic]

Her proportions are just so crazy; her head looks huge in this!
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She's like 4.5 heads tall, wtf

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lillee shows off her acting skills in a new video
Lillee Jean： Haughty and Feisty Unique Acting Scenes ｜ So Lillo Qui Show (Written by Lillee T...webm

The comment section is full of Laur's her adoring fan's comments
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How does she still make her teeth look like broken chiclets?

Her proportions are just so crazy; her head looks huge in this!
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oof. chonkers.

 

[multiverse]

She's like 4.5 heads tall, wtf

She is only 4'8-9" tall; about the size of an average ten to eleven year old girl. But she is an adult woman, and adding post pubescent signifiers and a huge head to a child height body leads to her dwarven proportions. She probably does suffer from a mild form of dwarfism, but Laur neglected to get her daughter any sort of medical care growing up, probably in an attempt to avoid authorities.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

100% a scam, in other words. Lillee and Laur should fit right in.

Doxxing Primink again:
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They've gone out of their way to refer to him only as "Kyle Keane LLC" in the text (sometimes in Laur's beloved all-caps), while making it clear from the screenshots that they're referring to Primink.
And to no-one's surprise, they still don't understand fair use:
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Reading this stuff gives you a headache, it is so incoherent.

She is only 4'8-9" tall; about the size of an average ten to eleven year old girl. But she is an adult woman, and adding post pubescent signifiers and a huge head to a child height body leads to her dwarven proportions. She probably does suffer from a mild form of dwarfism, but Laur neglected to get her daughter any sort of medical care growing up, probably in an attempt to avoid authorities.

I have had the most perfect idea.

Lillee Jean needs to date Russell Greer. They're perfect.

• Incoherent
• Odd-bodied
• Defiantly underachieving
• No self-awareness
• Obsessive
• Delusional
• Hazy addresses/ living situations
• Litigious
• Malapropisms galore
• Confused by websites and LLCs
• Complete retardation about law esp fair use
• Entitled
• Unpleasant personalities
• Unlikeable
• Poor personal relationship skills
• Unreliable narrators
• Puffery
• Cheeseballs, the both of them
• "Fake it til you make it" as a lifestyle
• Full of shit

He can move to The Big City and the Truemans could squeeze him into their apartment (what's one more? & he doesn't have much stuff... anymore). And once the eviction goes through, they can all live in his car.

This totally works. They even have the same colored hair (ish). They will get married and have a Mormons brood of short, gimpy babies while eternally collabing on co-unproduced musicals, constantly losing the scripts and files as they bounce from place to place. And Russell would finally gain the mom he deserves, after having alienating his own family.

It so works!

 

[fagnarok]

I am completely on board for pairing Russ with Lillee, because he can still have Stephanie "Womb Wizard" Cianfriglia as a side piece.

She's really into the idea of harems, so between that and many other reasons, this could work out really well!

Primink & Curtis could also reap the bounty of Staph's social media history in order to make fantastic lighthearted content, if they so desired. Then they could add Lou Gags's backstory as part III and make.people laugh for years.

This would be in the best interest of everyone, except possibly the Mormon-style brood of children.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Has anyone heard Lillee mention the French prince (Philippe?) lately? I would have expected them to be married by now.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

On a side tangent.
this is Natalie Cuomo
and she gives off Lillee Jean energy

like i find it fascinating that talentless women proclaims they are talented musician/actor/comedian/anything
then have a meltdown when they were hit with a dose of reality
and they think they won in the end when its only their family or few friends cheering them on. despite everyone else thinking they're retarded

2:23

 

[Ongemakkelijk]

Looks like Lillee and Laur are trying to get people fired again from their real jobs for the heinous crime of being in a public Discord server.



update

After being put in her place by the person she tried to get fired, Laur decided to blame Internet Sweetheart.

In typical Laur fashion, this backfired massively.

 

[fagnarok]

update

After being put in her place by the person she tried to get fired, Laur decided to blame Internet Sweetheart.
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In typical Laur fashion, this backfired massively.

I was being facetious (and also had been drinking) when I said that Laur should marry Lillee off to another famous lolcow and they could start a polycule with several others.

But I am dead serious, and entirely sober, when saying that Ethan (Internet Sweetheart) x Laur is absolutely the crossover she deserves.

Can't wait for him to get a tattoo about it!

 

[PetuniaBlueOrchid]

We are still not sure when they are going to be evicted (the first order was at the end of March, then probably delayed), but Laur and Lillee don't have any backup plan.
Besides, you know, their 'fake it until you make it' and harass kids on the net.

Speaking of which, Lillee is pretending again to be the égérie of 'Adah' makeup brand.
She has been trying really hard to get their attention since 2023, then reuploading 'ads' again until last may 2024.

She made at least 9 fake ads/videos. She looks baked in every shooting, Laur is hysterically commenting, it's entertaining enough to watch and read.

from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nIztFYZLXI

Is Laur pretending to be family of the owner?


Anyway, the brand doesn't give af.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lillee+jean+adah

Her face is more asymetrical than ever, on this picture, she has two completely different expression.


The 'baked side' :

↑ The dull 'pretend to be happy side'.


Aaaaand, who could have guess having no talent and putting no effort into anything would lead nowhere..?


Laur comment is interesting since I have been wondering if they really believe she'll be a rich and famous actress someday, and apparently YES! They still believe it!
Funny too, how she confesses having no connection whatsoever in Hollywood and NYC Entertainment business.

But they still won't put real work into it, of course, they'll never go to an audition, if they are not sure Lillee is going to be cast beforehand!
They'll cheat their way in as long as they can.

 

[Rogue AI]

I've been trying to upload the pictures of the documents a farmer uploaded at the other farms but I keep getting a parsing response error failed. I'm not sure why it's not letting me upload them, I think it may be because some of the images are over 5mb. It's letting me upload all the image as a pdf, but you can always read them on the other farms. Laur waited until 9pm on the day of the eviction to file an injunction. She claims she tried to get a new place but all the places discriminated against her because her husband is disabled. Then she gives a long account about LJ's apparent cyberbullying. She decided to add on Homeland Security to the cast of people investigating this because of the Lauren Chen drama. She also claims she needs an extension because she needs to file 2 TROs, despite using that as an excuse last year.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

stroke face.

 

[fagnarok]

I've been trying to upload the pictures of the documents a farmer uploaded at the other farms but I keep getting a parsing response error failed. I'm not sure why it's not letting me upload them, I think it may be because some of the images are over 5mb. It's letting me upload all the image as a pdf, but you can always read them on the other farms. Laur waited until 9pm on the day of the eviction to file an injunction. She claims she tried to get a new place but all the places discriminated against her because her husband is disabled. Then she gives a long account about LJ's apparent cyberbullying. She decided to add on Homeland Security to the cast of people investigating this because of the Lauren Chen drama. She also claims she needs an extension because she needs to file 2 TROs, despite using that as an excuse last year.

I love this for all of them.

Homeland Security included. Surely they will be thrilled to spend even the five minutes necessary to read Laur's shit for the lols and throw it in the bin.

 

[multiverse]

I've been trying to upload the pictures of the documents a farmer uploaded at the other farms but I keep getting a parsing response error failed. I'm not sure why it's not letting me upload them, I think it may be because some of the images are over 5mb. It's letting me upload all the image as a pdf, but you can always read them on the other farms. Laur waited until 9pm on the day of the eviction to file an injunction. She claims she tried to get a new place but all the places discriminated against her because her husband is disabled. Then she gives a long account about LJ's apparent cyberbullying. She decided to add on Homeland Security to the cast of people investigating this because of the Lauren Chen drama. She also claims she needs an extension because she needs to file 2 TROs, despite using that as an excuse last year.

So Laur learned they were getting evicted in April 2024. So she looked at two apartments in July, when they were already supposed to be out. Quelle surprise, neither landlord wanted to rent to the chronic squatter Truemans! Laur declares this is because Earl is disabled. So she kept on squatting until October, when she paid this new attorney to respond to repeat eviction filings. In January, she found another sucker immigrant to rent from, but not until February. The Truemans started sneaking in their belongings, using the laundry facilities (which they promptly broke, causing the basement to flood), and signed up for utilities at the new place which didn't belong to them. The new landlords returned their bounced deposit check and told Laur she wasn't moving in. Laur responded by accusing the potential new landlord of being someone else who had his phone and was texting her, and informed him they'd be moving in March 1st. When her fantasy bubble broke and a writ of eviction was issued yesterday, she had her lawyer write up a crazy response to halt the writ by saying they needed to file a bunch of restraining orders so no one can evict them.

Laur's motion, in addition to explaining all the underhanded shit she did to try and get into a new squat, contains pages and pages of useless sob stories about Earl's infirmity and the Lilly Jean Clone Cult, claiming if they get evicted it will make the haters win.

It seems like Laur et al are truly up shit creek this time. Do they own a car to live out of?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Do they own a car to live out of?

They can move in with Russ.