Laughable wikiHow guides

[Olhelm]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman

 

[Stratomsk]

Spoiler: SOON...

http://www.wikihow.com/Comfort-a-Girl

Spoiler: How to attend an Anime Convention

http://www.wikihow.com/Attend-an-Anime-Convention

Spoiler: "Hello sir, Its time for me to diagnose you."

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-Superstitious

Spoiler: All guys will stare at your chest. This is a fact.

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Guys-to-Look-at-Your-Face-Instead-of-Your-Chest

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

This is from "How to Apologize" and reminds me of Connor (not tagging on purpose):

"Stick to your word. A true apology includes a solution, or expresses that you are willing to fix the problem. You promised to work towards solving the problem, and you have to carry out your promise in order for the apology to be sincere and complete. Otherwise, your apologies will lose their meaning, and trust may disappear beyond the point of no return."

Among other things, I don't want to cause a raft of shitposting by him in this thread ("You mean I have to apologize for breaking ALL FIVE vases? And suck up to the sociopathic corporations who can afford vases?") but also he just won't hear it.

 

[Teddy]

Aka how to repress your thoughts so you won't "offend"

http://m.wikihow.com/Be-Politically-Correct

http://www.wikihow.com/Appreciate-Sonic-the-Hedgehog-As-an-Older-Teen

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Loving-an-Anime-Character

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Laughing-at-Obese-Girls

http://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Sonic-Babies

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-an-Unwanted-Erection

 

[Rilakkuma]

I found a whole bunch of Club Penguin ones with instructions on how to be a pretend infant for pretend parents. Apparently this is a widespread phenomenon with it's own slang and dress code. I'm kind of creeped out. Future adult babies in the making.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Baby-in-Club-Penguin

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Sure-Your-Baby-Does-Not-Run-Away-on-Club-Penguin

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Pre-K-Baby-on-Club-Penguin

http://www.wikihow.com/Run-Away-from-Home-in-Club-Penguin-(for-CP-Babies)

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Baby-Abuser-Attack-on-Club-Penguinhttp://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Baby-Abuser-Attack-on-Club-Penguin

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-All-the-Blonde-Mothers-on-Club-Penguin
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-All-the-Blonde-Mothers-on-Club-Penguin
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-an-Annoying-Mommy-on-Club-Penguin

 

[warpyoshi]

I found a whole bunch of Club Penguin ones with instructions on how to be a pretend infant for pretend parents. Apparently this is a widespread phenomenon with it's own slang and dress code. I'm kind of creeped out. Future adult babies in the making.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Baby-in-Club-Penguin

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Sure-Your-Baby-Does-Not-Run-Away-on-Club-Penguin

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Pre-K-Baby-on-Club-Penguin

http://www.wikihow.com/Run-Away-from-Home-in-Club-Penguin-(for-CP-Babies)

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Baby-Abuser-Attack-on-Club-Penguin

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-All-the-Blonde-Mothers-on-Club-Penguin
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-an-Annoying-Mommy-on-Club-Penguin

Y'know.. someday the police are probalbly gonna catch up with me for looking at all these creepy sites...
oh well :/

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Laughing-at-Obese-Girls

Speaking as an unusually insensitive 6-year-old, I found this one useful.

 

[HypeBeast]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Edward-Elric-from-Fullmetal-Achemist

Spoiler: #8 - Be dramatic. Scream 'I don't buy it!' and things like that every now and again.

 

[Adamska]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Edward-Elric-from-Fullmetal-Achemist

Spoiler: #8 - Be dramatic. Scream 'I don't buy it!' and things like that every now and again.

That is the face of someone about to die in a horrible, violent, and painful way. Possibly drone bombing, maybe gargoyle attack. Not sure, but I do not want to be that guy.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Weird

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Flatulence

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Sexy

http://www.wikihow.com/Pet-a-Dog

http://www.wikihow.com/Control-Cholera

http://www.wikihow.com/Feel-Awesome

 

[Meowthkip]

http://www.wikihow.com/Pet-a-Dog

I'm pretty sure giving a dog the Vulcan Nerve Pinch is considered animal abuse.

 

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Loving-an-Anime-Character

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Laughing-at-Obese-Girls

http://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Sonic-Babies

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-an-Unwanted-Erection

"I ONLY WANT TO SUCK LEVI'S DICK! NOT OTHER GUYS!

Is she sleeping?

No.

Put sugar cubes down my pants the next time my penis is throbbing. Got it. Done.

 

[Fareal]

"How to Pet a Dog" wasn't written by any member of beastforums, was it?

 

[Olhelm]

"TIS I, THE GREAT SANDY BUTT! ALL OTHER BUTTS SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!"
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Hemorrhoids-Fast

 

[ZehnBoat]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Good-Boy

chloroform and you

 

[Olhelm]

"DO YOU FIND HYDROCEPHALY SEXY?"
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Ex-Boyfriend-Want-You-Back

 

[ZehnBoat]

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Your-Best-Friend-from-Liking-Your-Sister
http://www.wikihow.com/Date-a-Cancer
http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Hermione-Granger-Costume
http://www.wikihow.com/Reason

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I found a whole bunch of Club Penguin ones with instructions on how to be a pretend infant for pretend parents. Apparently this is a widespread phenomenon with it's own slang and dress code. I'm kind of creeped out. Future adult babies in the making.

This is found on most every site like Club Penguin. I remember back when I was on Habbo, these fuckers were everwhere.

Anyhoot, have you ever wanted to pee yourself, but you just don't know how?

http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-Yourself-as-a-Woman

 

[seagull]

How to pee yourself as a woman:
Step 1. Find a goddamn toilet. Or, at the very least, don't pee all over your clothes.