Laughable wikiHow guides

[Golly]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Punk-Rock-Parent

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hardcore-Punk

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Edgy

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Punk-(12-to-14-Year-Old-Girls)

http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Cyber-Industrial-Punk

It's so heartening to know that Disney's Quasimodo was able to have children.

 

[Le Bateleur]

http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Let-Otherkin-Trolls-Bug-You-Online

 

[Heretics on Holiday]

I found another trench coat article.
http://www.wikihow.com/Convince-Your-Parents-to-Let-You-Wear-a-Trench-Coat

Ask about a duster instead. It's virtually the same thing but doesn't make people think of mafias like trench coats do.

Say there is a club called "The Trench Coat Club" and you need one to get in. Just... don't mention a trench coat mafia. That really won't help your case.

Some people may look up to you so watch out for roaring crowds of fans.

Now, my thoughts are: If your parents or anyone need convincing, you're not cut out for the trench coat. From what I remember about high school, Trench Coat Kids just sort of happen organically.

 

[Adamska]

Hit random article, and I got this magnificent piece:

Now I know how to tell the world to punch me in my smug shitty face with the force of a mantis shrimp.

I also know how to convey in a clear and concise way that I sob into a tub of butter each night in every language known to man and chimp.

 

[Randall Fragg]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Punk-Rock-Parent

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hardcore-Punk

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Edgy

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Punk-(12-to-14-Year-Old-Girls)

http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Cyber-Industrial-Punk

You know, I listen to some punk bands, and I don't dress like some sort of spastic emo. Anyone who thinks that you need to live some sort of "punk lifestyle" to listen to music are self-righteous hypocrites.

 

[Adamska]

After a string of actually quite good articles, I found this gem:

I can now safely say I'm now qualified to stand outside in the rain to get electrocuted by several megavolts of electricity. I think that's what they guide was trying to teach me, but I don't know.

Addendum: I also am now qualified to be a self absorbed asshole that waylays people for money and threatens to stab people when I don't get my way. The one thing I'm missing is I don't know how to smear stains on windshields to extort people.

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Convince a Company to Make a Book Into a Film

 

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-Fun-by-Yourself



KAWAII DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

"This is my why I don't have friends video!"

http://www.wikihow.com/Unspoil-a-Child

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Dating-when-You-Are-Not-Prepared

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Different

Oh yeah sure. Make the child even more spoiled or emotionally scarred. Brilliant plan.

He's sooooo different. He's the only non-shadowy silhouette douche thinking he's better than everyone else.

http://www.wikihow.com/Kiss-Your-Girlfriend



Nailed it!

 

[Captain Pronin]

http://www.wikihow.com/Kiss-Your-Girlfriend



Nailed it!

The plot twist is it's actually a guide to vore.

 

[SU 390]

How to skip class in middle school

Something about this doesn't seem right at all.

 

[Adamska]

http://www.wikihow.com/Kiss-Your-Girlfriend



Nailed it!

So John Carpenter's The Thing has been adapted into anime. Why they went with rom-com I'll never know.

 

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Becoming-a-Sexual-Predator

http://www.wikihow.com/Prevent-or-Survive-a-Monkey-Attack

Oh yeah, that monkey has no chance now!

 

[Adamska]

Hey guys, I guess Evangelion did have the right idea. I learned that we are all screaming, ragged, chunks of God and we can access him via turning off our brains.

I did this while partying with a rock.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

There are a shitload of articles on the old kids website Club Penguin for some reason.

Spoiler

How to Face a Cyberbully on Club Penguin

How to Work at the Pizza Parlor on Club Penguin



How to Protest in Club Penguin About Membership: "Throw snowballs at members."

How to Propose to Someone on Club Penguin

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

How to Grow a Beard

 

[SU 390]

How to Grow a Beard

So wait, if I look at my watch, will I be able to grow facial faster and fuller?!

 

[JP 307]

Become an Xtreme Ice Skater

I'm pretty sure "xtreme ice skater" is an oxymoron. also dat face.

Pretend That You Know Something when You Don't

aka how to act like smug Chris

Get Any Guy You Want

"how to bang your high as fuck identical twin bro"

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-Child-Protective-Services

http://www.wikihow.com/Speak-in-a-British-Accent

http://www.wikihow.com/Pretend-Your-House-Is-a-City

http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Fascinator

 

[Pine Tar]

http://m.wikihow.com/Be-a-Brony

http://m.wikihow.com/Be-a-Whovian

http://m.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Fedora

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-an-Imaginary-Computer

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-an-Imaginary-Friend-As-a-Teenager

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Focusing-on-an-Imaginary-Girlfriend