Laughable wikiHow guides

[Ouija Board]

God, a lot of these are just hilarious, especially the brain surgery one and then there are some that are just creepy like the spanking ones.

 

[Pikonic]

From How to Tell a Guy "I Love You" in Your Tween Years
http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-a-Guy-"I-Love-You"-in-Your-Tween-Years

Step 1: Brush your teeth.

Tweens....
Step 1: Stop worrying about love and finish your homework. You're 12 FFS.

 

[newfag]

I don't know if this has been posted yet but this is fun.

http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Becoming-a-Sexual-Predator

 

[Charlie's Chaplin]

I don't know if this has been posted yet but this is fun.

http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Becoming-a-Sexual-Predator

That last image in the doctor's office... ignoring the physician's facial hair, what kind of doctor would have low-res saucy nurse pinups, and what looks like Lee Mack groping a Silent Hill 2 model on the left?

Yes, YES! XD

 

[Joan Nyan]

http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-a-Pedophile

 

[Picklechu]

http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-a-Pedophile

The blond one looks like Golden Knight.

 

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

The blond one looks like Golden Knight.

Clearly it's showing you how to apprehend a pedophile after you identify them, then.

 

[Dio Brando]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Sonic-the-Hedgehog

Before running, say something like "Juice time!" to get in the right mood.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Appreciate-H.R.-Pufnstuf

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Kiss a Stranger

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Your-Dog-to-Take-Your-Socks-Off

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-a-Christian-Exorcism

 

[RV 229]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Sister-or-Step-Sister-Jealous

How to be a complete brat to your stepsister.

 

[Watermelon1337]

http://www.wikihow.com/Entertain-Your-Friends

"Do you have a boring friend and you NEED a way to entertain them? Or maybe you have a best friend, and you are tired of playing the same games over and over. This article will give you some great ideas on how to entertain your friend!"


The steps include basically: What do you both like? Think about it. Think about it harder. Agree on what you like. Step 8 is important: read more wikihow articles. Do stuff. And last but not least: do whatever you both like!

Thanks, wikihow article, now I know how to react and mingle with my friends! Hanging out with them used to be such a goddamn mystery to me, but not anymore!

 

[Somerandomfurry]

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-an-Internet-Meme

"Many memes start on 4chan. However, 4chan is for ages 18 and up, so you may have to go onto another site like it, or onto a forum. You need to post it where it can get a lot of attention and views. A good subtle approach could be to relevantly slip it in a few of your posts on an internet forum that you're a regular on."

"

• Be nice about them, cuz you don't want to hurt peoples feelings."

• • Creating memes can be addictive, so time yourself before starting the meme.
    
    

 

[littlebiscuits]

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-a-Courtesy-Pee

Men and boys have an obvious advantage over women and girls when it comes to having to urinate outdoors in semi-public or public places. Where men and boys can just find a wall or a bush and go, women and girls will often find themselves having to make a choice to either try to hold it for as long as possible, or openly pee their pants. By definition a "courtesy pee" is specifically for females who want to urinate through their pants discretely, without being seen or becoming too wet. Start with Step 1 below for some tips and tricks on how to perform a courtesy pee.

You know, you could always just not pee yourself. That's still an option.

 

[derpi]

Method 1 of 7: In a SKIRT (Correct method):
7.
Urinate hard (quickly) through your underwear. The less time you take to do this, the less your urine will spread in the fabric. (See tips below)

Why not just take off your underwear? This is reading like some sort of fetish material

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich

 

[DykesDykesChina]

http://www.wikihow.com/Convince-Your-Parents-to-Go-to-Bronycon

 

[Abethedemon]

IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM!
http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Your-Parents-About-Your-New-Gothic-Style