Laughable wikiHow guides

[Yog-Sothoth]

http://www.wikihow.com/Pierce-Your-Own-Penis

There so much nope in that guide it extends to the moon.

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-an-Internet-Meme

 

[Randall Fragg]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Kawaii-Girl
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-an-Anime-or-Manga-Character

"What to you want to be? An emo, quiet guy like Sasuke in Naruto, hyper like Naruto, the strong girl like Askuna, or like her slave Anthy, are you crazy like Ryoko on Tenchi Universe?
Want to be bishounen (those pretty boy, weird androgynous anime guys)?"

[Edit] It had to be added: http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Hitsugaya-Toushirou

That almost wants to make me edit that to include "Time travel back to 1938, when Japan was really kawaii. You'll watch anime all the time with your waifu sex slave, execute members of inferior races with katanas, and have a kawaii desu time burning Chinese cities to the ground."

 

[Le Bateleur]

http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Your-Mother-Being-a-Prostitute

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-an-Escort's-Favorite-Client
PROTIP: Gift basket.

 

[Hexbawx360]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Mountain-Dew-Code-Red

Code Red is cherry flavor.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Yourself-Sneeze

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Have Sex During your Period

 

[Dee]

http://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Great-Relationship-with-Your-Auto-Mechanic
beautiful

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Pass a Drug Test on Short Notice

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Take-Good-Cosplay-Selfies

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

http://www.wikihow.com/Pierce-Your-Own-Penis

 

[Fialovy]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Cool-on-RuneScape
http://www.wikihow.com/Ask-Your-Parents-for-RuneScape-Membership
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-a-Nerd-on-RuneScape
http://www.wikihow.com/Find-a-Girlfriend-on-RuneScape

Gotta love Runscape How-to's

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Develop Telekinesis

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

How to Pass Gas in Bed Without Anyone Noticing

• There are times when the odor will be too potent to cover up or seal. In situations like these, it helps if your partner is asleep as the noise is much more noticeable than the odor when sleeping. If your partner is awake and smells something out of the ordinary, try to position the blame on something else - like an open window, a family pet, shoes under the bed or anything else that has the potential of generally smelling bad. Be creative and have fun with it...

 

[DC 740]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-People-Believe-You're-a-Mermaid-at-School

Well I know what I'll be reading after work. It's the closest I'll get to being a dolphin.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Well I know what I'll be reading after work. It's the closest I'll get to being a dolphin.

Well, this guide and a little imagination might get you closer:

http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Blood-Sample-from-a-Trained-Dolphin

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

http://www.wikihow.com/Pierce-Your-Own-Penis

Dong rot is nothing to joke about.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Explain-That-Hanukkah-is-Not-the-Jewish-Christmas

 

[DC 740]

http://www.wikihow.com/Pierce-Your-Own-Penis

Two thoughts regarding a needle making contact with my penis:

1: No no no NO NO NO NO NO
2: WHY

 

[Pine Tar]

http://www.wikihow.com/Steal-a-Girl-from-Her-Boyfriend

How to be a completely desperate sociopath in 4 easy steps.