Laughable wikiHow guides

[autisticdragonkin]

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-Banned-from-a-Windows-or-Linux-Forum
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-the-Hiccups

 

[The Lizard Queen]

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-a-Gay-Relationship-when-You're-a-Foreigner-in-Poland
No funny pictures, but oddly specific. Also, this quote: "It is a widespread opinion that Kracov is the cradle of finest artists and noblest homosexuals, the most open-minded and gay-friendliest aglomeration of the Republic of Poland."

http://www.wikihow.com/Pet-a-Cat

"Everybody loves Hypnoto- I mean, Hypnocat!"

How to pet a dog.

STEP 1: Pet the dog.

 

[Abethedemon]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hermit
Well written article but should be:
Step 1: stop browsing this website

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

http://m.wikihow.com/Use-an-Internet-Forum

I'd say this is laughable but there's plenty of lolcows that would benefit having this guide handy.

 

[AnOminous]

http://m.wikihow.com/Use-an-Internet-Forum

I'd say this is laughable but there's plenty of lolcows that would benefit having this guide handy.

More would benefit from one on "How to turn off a computer."

 

[Mick92]

Totally saving this one to my reaction images folder.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Pierce-Your-Own-Penis

Oh god.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Porcupine-Quills

Call the porcupine for advice?

How to Fake Taking a Shower

How to Shower Autistically

3 Ways to Defecate in a Cup

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Cure a Cat of Constipation

 

[sparklemilhouse]

http://m.wikihow.com/Overcome-the-Loss-of-a-Relative

Michael Scott mourns the loss of a Relative.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Then make sure you report the shooter to the server admin and switch servers.

*teleports behind u*
Nothin' personnel, kid.

 

[Bugaboo]

I really needed a guide for this
http://www.wikihow.com/Trade-Pokemon-Cards
How to be autistic and organize all your pokemons
http://www.wikihow.com/Organize-Pokemon-Cards
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Pokemon-Splices

This is so 2006

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Girlfriend-Want-to-Have-Sex-With-You

I would recommend this to our fellow Loveshies, but they need to have a girlfriend first.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I've neglected this thread for a while. Time for the bimonthly Luna Rose checkup!

http://www.wikihow.com/Live-Well-with-Down-Syndrome-(Teens)

wtf cat hats are NORMAL stop oppressing me. shitlord


http://www.wikihow.com/Support-Men-As-a-Feminist

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http://www.wikihow.com/Become-Less-Shy-(for-Autistic-People) flapping girl returns!!!

http://www.wikihow.com/Fight-Ableism-as-a-Nondisabled-Person

I looked at Luna's Deviantart again and she has one of those AVEN/gray triangle things on her profile signifying her identity as a "aromantic asexual", apparently. She seems nice enough, but those sjw alarms just go off like whoa.

 

[CatParty]

Be nice to miss Luna rose pls

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Be nice to miss Luna rose pls

I love the heck outta her though she's just funny and funny things amuse me

I'll be nicer to her next time, I promise

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Better-Furry

No commentary needed.

 

[Positron]

Pictured: a mythological Japanese creature that grows head and limbs out of a glob of flesh.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Jace could use this one:
How to be like John Cena

Spoiler

How to make a fan-made Sonic character

Spoiler

How to act like Sonic the Hedgehog

Try to avoid any bodies of water, as Sonic cannot swim and is terrified of water.

Don't attempt any stunts performed by Sonic the Hedgehog seen in the video games, television shows, comic books, etc., as they can lead to the physical injury of yourself or others.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

http://www.wikihow.com/Poop-While-Standing-up-at-a-Toilet
If you're germaphobic, you probably don't want to touch toilet seats. But you know what you probably DO want to do? HOVER YOUR FACE DIRECTLY OVER THE BOWL WHILE TRYING TO AIM YOUR SHIT INTO IT!

Spoiler

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Gemsona
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-You-Didn't-Fart