Last Will and Testament - Kiwifarms version

[Bassomatic]

Really the only thing I need to will is all my guns, but I want my casket to be made of guns. So use them for that.

If any left over, drop them in a low income black area and enjoy the show. That's my gift to you all.

 

[WW 635]

I’ll try to be more attentive to your orbiters.

It's too late. I've already started putting them down.

 

[AnOminous]

You guys get every kernel of undigested corn out of the last shit I take when I croak and my anus relaxes and releases the torrent of decaying shit inside me.

You're welcome.

 

[Deadpool]

@Kiwi Jeff gets my comic collection, but only if he continues pissing off Tommy Tooter in my name.

@Rat Speaker gets my drug paraphernalia, and any drugs I happen to have. He also gets my chat and profile posting privileges.

@Y2K Baby gets the contents of my trash can, and the results of the bowel evacuation caused by my death.

Cricket gets everything else.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@Kiwi Jeff gets my comic collection, but only if he continues pissing off Tommy Tooter in my name.

It's a deal

 

[Randy Lahey]

Bury me with my cheeseburger and liquor stash