Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Pizza Munch]

"I uh I I I I I uh no I didn't compare the original to the modified file"

 

[WTFisgoingon]

I can't believe bigfoot actually murdered Rosenbaum this whole time

 

[Aria]

I'm a subject matter expert
here's these photos that I "enhanced" to make them show more detail
idk if it adds detail....
idk if it takes away any detail...
wdym the pixels...
color? huh....

 

[Collections Agent]

I don't think Binger realizes how many people he's pissing off because they don't screech about their mental problems on Twitter.

I can't imagine how many rednecks would punch him on sight.

 

[Smooth Operator]

All in all, 47 did a decent job at making the witness look like a bumbling fool who didn't know what he was talking about

 

[Three Halves]

Terrible argument from the prosecution.

"This is commonly done on our phones".

I don't commonly take photos where the subject is 100ft away in the dark, enhance them, then expect them to be any kind of representative of reality.

 

[Echelon]

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Actually blackpilling how this is allowed to be admitted as evidence. The state really wants this poor kid in prison for defending himself and this is the kind of shit they'd pull to do the same to you.

Terrible argument from the prosecution.

"This is commonly done on our phones".

I don't commonly take photos where the subject is 100ft away in the dark, enhance them, then expect them to be any kind of representative of reality.

Plus, when I do it on my phone, the result isn't being used as evidence in a murder trial where an 18 year old kid's life defends on the outcome.

 

[St.Davis]

"I did not compare it to the original in this instance, no." What the fuck GOOD are you? What do you in fact know?

Absolutely fucking nothing. This guy is not an expert, the prosecution are torturing this guy by bringing him on for this.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

THERE IS NO ALGORITHM SHUT UP

 

[Kabuki Actor]

this image could potentially result in going to prison

The pixel art industry was grooming Gen Z to be a team of elite evidence forgers.

 

[CapricornusRex]

>yfw when you make more a year.

Damn man. Damn.

You probably do more work in a year than he does too.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Heavy Breather is getting dicked by BOTH sides. I've never seen a prosecution and defense ping-pong back and forth so much on one witness

 

[Sage In All Fields]

BASED DEFENCE IS CALLING OUT THIS DWEEB ON BEING BAD AND UNKNOWLEDGABLE ABOUT HIS OWN CAREER GET HIM DUDE

 

[Some JERK]

"How do you know that the algorithm is accurate?"

"Everybody uses it."

Are you serious?

 

[4AMPudding]

THERE IS NO ALGORITHM SHUT UP

yes, there absolutely is an algorithm

 

[George Lucas]

Now I know why Binger asked for Monday. What a piece of shit padding this out.

 

[Gestalt Writhe]

Richards: your honor the defense moves to submit an additional exhibit: 2015 photo of blue dress.
Charifisi: your honor the defense moves to submit another additional exhibit: 2015 photo of gold dress.

(hilarity ensues, justice prevails)

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I am flabbergasted Armstrong, a supposed image crime lab employee knows next to nothing about image manipulation techniques. These are fundamentals for anyone doing any graphics works. Guess the bar really is low for govt employees.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Agent 47 is very good at his job.

 

[Mr Bunny]

He is still there, right behind the defense team. Having heard all of this.

Looking, red. Is he pissed?