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Probably because they were frightened by the screaming, bloody, balding fat man furiously manipulating his oafish but infantile genitalia.
💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
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Probably because they were frightened by the screaming, bloody, balding fat man furiously manipulating his oafish but infantile genitalia.
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For the same reason most lolcows admit things that make them look bad, he somehow thinks it's making some point for him while simultaneously getting him attention. "Hey look at this important service I'm providing, telling people to be careful with their medication!" He probably also thinks that somehow his ability to go crazy makes him seem badass. Alternatively, he's trying to establish an alibi for some crime he committed. "Uh, I did that while I was freaked out on my meds. I even posted about it on twitter, see?!"
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- 5 de Ene, 2019
> Half Jewish
> Married to full Jew
> Journalist
> Being capable of shame
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
We've secretly replaced Kurt's epilepsy medications with the berserker packs from "Doom". Let's see how long it takes for anyone to notice!
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Artist rendition, for ya know, journalisms sake.
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@Null look at his smug mug lol
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It's fitting that he's in court yet again because he couldn't just leave those underage kids alone.
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Lol get fucked, Kurt.
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Kurt's wife better hide his 'medicine' or it's gonna be another long bloody night of dog bothering insanity. Oh to be a fly on that wall. 
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Can't wait for the whimpering, self-pitying 46 tweet thread on how he's the real victim.
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Or the claim that he only did what he's being sued for because he was having a seizure.
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And people actually ask my best friend why he opted for brain surgery instead of a lifetime of meds after he had a seizure out of the blue in his thirties. They were talking about putting him on a form of Levetiracetam called Keppra, which incidentally can have a side effect colloquially known as "Keppra rage." Wonder what Kurt's poppin'.
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"I blacked out and before I knew it I was telling people to never employ the Covington Kids, murdered my wife and my dogs were terrified."
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He was only undercover as a hateful, libelous twitter troll. Kurt Eichenwald was saving those Covington students! He would never pay thousands for child porno–
Whoops! Wrong Kurt memory!
Whoops! Wrong Kurt memory!
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Kurt's become one of my favorite cows if only because his meltdowns, while somewhat infrequent, are so fun to watch.
I'll admit, I don't watch him too closely but when something happens I'm always sure to get the popcorn because I know it'll be fun.
I'll admit, I don't watch him too closely but when something happens I'm always sure to get the popcorn because I know it'll be fun.