💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[crayolasword]

: Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Journalism Department of Greene County... sees those tweets... that you put on the damn Internet... they could get you fired from Vanity Fair....

 

[AprilRains]

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Yes, Kurt, you are very trying.

 

[Spellskite]

So how long do you think till he returns? I think he'll be able to at least see the week out.

He'll test the waters with some innocuous tweets next week completely unrelated to anything. I think he'll just try to pretend like nothing happened and hope people just forgot about him. He genuinely does not seem to understand the internet.

 

[deus et ursa]

Who are the ~450,000 people that follow Kurt on Twitter? (Besides those tracking him as a lolcow, naturally)

Is that residual interest from when he was less of a lunatic and had some prestige as an author?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

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This comes across as a vague, secondhand threat of violence.

Either that or vague, secondhand suicide baiting.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Who are the ~450,000 people that follow Kurt on Twitter? (Besides those tracking him as a lolcow, naturally)

Is that residual interest from when he was less of a lunatic and had some prestige as an author?

As shocking as it may seem, there are people who think Kurt is a cool guy and genuinely agree with his political opinions. I think they're all retarded and are probably worthy of threads here, but I don't have that kind of time.

 

[Tetra]

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This is one of those times I can't tell if this guy wants people to fuck with kurt or not.
Why would he think that is a good thing to post on twitter in the year of our lord 2018

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

His wife cutting him loose would be the logical next downward pitch in the nosedive, and I'm thinking that's pretty much a "when" as opposed to and "if".

Then it's Kurt all unwashed and disheveled in a crappy motel room with newspapers taped over the windows, subsisting on hot plate Ramen noodles, and feverishly drafting his manifesto/suicide note.

*fingers crossed*

 

[Karellen]

Lol his wiki has been updated and surprisingly not yet reverted

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Eichenwald

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I bet he really is having a breakdown and there's no one really on his side, either. It's all of his own making but he seems to be incapable of realizing that the stupid shit he does leads directly to him being a laughing stock. Just this week he was demanding a debate with someone so obviously he didn't learn from the Carlson situation.

This is one of those times I can't tell if this guy wants people to fuck with kurt or not.
Why would he think that is a good thing to post on twitter in the year of our lord 2018

This way if Kurt offs himself or ends up in an asylum people can say "the trolls were warned and they didn't care."

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

This way if Kurt offs himself or ends up in an asylum people can say "the trolls were warned and they didn't care."

To be fair, I find it very difficult to emotionally invest myself in Kurt's wellbeing, and I think a lot of other people would say the same. It was always going to be a rough fall for him from his idea of how important he is to the reality of how important he is. People are entranced by tragedy; this just happens to be pretty funny tragedy.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

His wife cutting him loose would be the logical next downward pitch in the nosedive, and I'm thinking that's pretty much a "when" as opposed to and "if".

Then it's Kurt all unwashed and disheveled in a crappy motel room with newspapers taped over the windows, subsisting on hot plate Ramen noodles, and feverishly drafting his manifesto/suicide note.

*fingers crossed*

It's really weird she hasn't already, to the point that I almost think he's gotta have something on her that would be more embarrassing to her to have revealed than it is awful to her sharing a house with a ranting, insane pedophile.

 

[Room312]

His wife cutting him loose would be the logical next downward pitch in the nosedive, and I'm thinking that's pretty much a "when" as opposed to and "if".

I sense a Frank Wu situation from the wife, where she might be the conductor on the crazy train. In fact the similarities between Kurt and Brianna is striking.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

I sense a Frank Wu situation from the wife, where she might be the conductor on the crazy train. In fact the similarities between Kurt and Brianna is striking.

She might be fanning the flames of his crazy so he'll fly completely off the rails, and do something so spectacularly fucked up that nobody will blame her for tossing him into the gutter, and no court will grant him any sort of alimony tugboat.

A wise strategy.

 

[spotless]

She might be fanning the flames of his crazy so he'll fly completely off the rails, and do something so spectacularly fucked up that nobody will blame her for tossing him into the gutter, and no court will grant him any sort of alimony tugboat.

A wise strategy.

yeah but don't you think we would've heard something about his wife if she was as nutty as he is? He can't contain himself, he's made a fool of himself repeatedly. If she was the same way, wouldn't she have been more in the spotlight?

I get the feeling that Kurt is just a loon with no impulse control or forethought. Which is good for us, so we can point and laugh.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

I'm curious about this supposed "book" he's writing. He's been working on it since before Trump, so it's probably not about that. Unless now he's switching gears and going to write about the imaginary giant conspiracy surrounding him.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

She might be fanning the flames of his crazy so he'll fly completely off the rails, and do something so spectacularly fucked up that nobody will blame her for tossing him into the gutter, and no court will grant him any sort of alimony tugboat.

A wise strategy.

Implying he hasn’t actually flown of the handle or done anything completely insane.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Implying he hasn’t actually flown of the handle or done anything completely insane.

It's all been confined to the internet so far though. Maybe she's hoping he'll run naked into the streets and tackle some guy who looks like Ben Shapiro and bite his ear off.

 

[Arachnomatricide]

Who are the ~450,000 people that follow Kurt on Twitter? (Besides those tracking him as a lolcow, naturally)

Is that residual interest from when he was less of a lunatic and had some prestige as an author?

Well he's a mainstream media type who supports hillary so I'm guessing most of the followers are Sally Albright's bots.

 

[MG 620]

I sense a Frank Wu situation from the wife, where she might be the conductor on the crazy train. In fact the similarities between Kurt and Brianna is striking.

An Eichenwald isn't made in a day. This is not the first time he's gone MIA for a little while pretending to be nothing but a victim, but he'll be back.