💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Anonymus Fluhre]

While we wait for Jim's video, enjoy Kurt sperging about Roseanne burning cookies in an oven.

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This is going to sound a-loggish, my great uncles should have done a better job instead of being soldiers who helped the Jewish. Least than this German pretending to be Jewish because his name just so happens to have meaning in Yiddish has to whine online for oppression points.

 

[Prussian Blue]

Jim has been warned!
http://archive.is/3dw4L
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Says its from Kurt EINCHENWALD rather than EICHENWALD, I know the seizures dun mess up his memory, but surely he is capable of spelling his own name. There is no way he'd say so little and not sperg out for paragraphs, got to be a fake.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Has Kurt ever said what ethnicity he is other than "Jewish" I don't think he knows that there are different types of Jewish people, like Roseanne is Ashkenazi Jewish which is what you would have found in Germany (Her immediate family are from Minnesota with one immediate family member being born in Russian Federation) . Unlike Kurt, she has no reason to lie about her ancestry and religion and unlike Kurt is taking a break from Twitter for Passover.

 

[MG 620]

Eichenwald is a Lolcow Jew which is what you would have found in Newsweek.

 

[YW 525]

Says its from Kurt EINCHENWALD rather than EICHENWALD, I know the seizures dun mess up his memory, but surely he is capable of spelling his own name. There is no way he'd say so little and not sperg out for paragraphs, got to be a fake.

Unless he was playing 4D Chess. :dumb:

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

"Remember when Roseanne dressed as Hitler?"

"Remember when you paid an underage boy for child porn?"

"Well I er um was saving er *twitches, fakes seizure*"

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I guess digging up a decade old magazine article to reeeee at is Eichenwald doing his part for the Narrative that Roseanne and everyone who associates with her are now Evil Alt-Right Nazis because her show's revival isn't going to be 100% reeeeeing at Trump.

Of course he then proceeded to get thoroughly shut down in an argument by a high schooler, so not doing much for his rep. I guess fuckin' kids doesn't let you out-debate them, eh Kurt?

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I wonder if this would trigger him

 

[TiggerNits]

While we wait for Jim's video, enjoy Kurt sperging about Roseanne burning cookies in an oven.

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Kurt is the very definition of muckracking, virtue signalling, fake news making, faggot


Also, is "My son's great uncle" the new "My wife's son"?

 

[CatParty]

 

[Sheryl Nome]

can kurt actually read?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

can kurt actually read?

It's actually a very important skill that certain "journalists" develop, being able to write copious amounts while reading none of it, and certainly not reading anything pertaining to what they're writing about.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

"Cookies shaped as people" .... don't Americans have Gingerbread Men ‽

That bit from Soylent Green only it's Kurt instead of Charlton Heston telling everyone that Gingerbread Men is people.

 

[A Cat Father]

can kurt actually read?

As soon as twitter verifies your account you become illiterate.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

"Remember when Roseanne dressed as Hitler?"

"Remember when you paid an underage boy for child porn?"

"Well I er um was saving er *twitches, fakes seizure*"

And then he proceeds to call the FBI on you. Do you think there's some person working for the FBI who goes actually responds to Kurt's emails, or do they have the system configured so that his emails are auto-deleted?

 

[Slap47]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_Y4MbUCLYI'd love to see this Kurt fellow have a go at Mel Brookes and Monty Python. Probably wont since their fans will tear him apart.

I don't think people in the UK would do much if John Cleese were thrown in prison considering his views.

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These young people have valid political views and deserve to be treated like adults -> You cannot argue against these children as though they were adults.

 

[OB 946]

Kurt is the very definition of muckracking, virtue signalling, fake news making, faggot


Also, is "My son's great uncle" the new "My wife's son"?

Nah m8, he isn't a muckraker. Muckrakers were the good guys who exposed actually terrible things going on, hence the name. They "rake through the muck" to expose the awful shit underneath. He's more along the lines of a yellow journalist, capitalizing on dubious stories and manufactured outrage. That shit is legitimately dangerous, it's what got us into the Spanish-American War.

Also I really want to see a DNA test, I want to know how "Jewish" this dude is. My money is on him being about as "Jewish" as those white folks from the south are "Cherokee."

 

[thismanlies]

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This is too funny. The epileptic Jewaboo is attacking the real Jewish person who doesn’t have to bring up his wife’s son whenever he talks about the Holocaust.

 

[Particle Bored]

Has Kurt ever said what ethnicity he is other than "Jewish" I don't think he knows that there are different types of Jewish people, like Roseanne is Ashkenazi Jewish which is what you would have found in Germany (Her immediate family are from Minnesota with one immediate family member being born in Russian Federation) . Unlike Kurt, she has no reason to lie about her ancestry and religion and unlike Kurt is taking a break from Twitter for Passover.

She also spergs about Judaism a lot on her Twitter.

 

[Milk Mage]

Kurt is Jewish and I would not have sex with him