💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[CatParty]

 

[Fougaro]

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"We have normalized abomination."

Indeed we have Kurt. Otherwise you'd be unemployed or sent to prison a long time ago.

 

[Xerxes IX]

I'm sure if Kurt was in that situation he would have had children from the Boy Scouts of America do something else.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

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Funny, Obama blamed everything that went wrong during his own presidency on Bush for eight years, and I don't recall him being run out of office.

 

[AnOminous]

I did some minor edits in the summary I posted on page 19. I think it's worth mentioning (especially for those who plan to write his page in the Lolcow Wiki) that Kurt's Newsweek article on how Moran's mistake was part of a nefarious Russian plot was Tentacle-kun's last big victory as it went viral. His last hurrah moment being undone by Moran's successful lawsuit makes his latest chimpout the more understandable in retrospect.

And now he is forevermore Kurt "Bustin the Cherry of Justin Berry" Eichenwald.

 

[Fougaro]

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

I'm not certain that Kurt has the right to mention anything involving children as being "disgusting beyond measure".

 

[DavidFerrie]

Kurt "Sex Before Eight, Or It's Too Late" Eichenwald.
Kurt "If There's Grass on the Field, You Can Play Ball" Eichenwald.
Kurt "Get 'Em Before They Know Any Better" Eichenwald.

 

[Billy_Sama]

If I could hack into one twitter account, I would get into his account and post the nickname quotes this thread made for him.

 

[Ruin]

Kurt "Sex Before Eight, Or It's Too Late" Eichenwald.
Kurt "If There's Grass on the Field, You Can Play Ball" Eichenwald.
Kurt "Get 'Em Before They Know Any Better" Eichenwald.

Kurt "lolibutthurt" Eichenwald.
Kurt "If it's loli I'm jolly" Eichenwald.
Kurt " Shota butthole or bust!" Eichenwald.

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

It says a lot when fucking Moviebob thinks you're a loser:
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This is a rabbit hole, no matter how low I get there's always a lower looser.

 

[Jill Kews]

Kurt " Shota butthole and bust!" Eichenwald.

 

[Ruin]

That is better well memed.

 

[MrLobe]

Imagine sitting in the comfort of your own home when your husband comes barreling into the kitchen with a laptop displaying possibly illegal porn shouting "THIS LOOKS LIKE OUR SON, AM I RIGHT?"

 

[Von Clausewitz]

None of you actually made the edit yourself? FOR SHAME.

Spoiler: Well this took longer than it had any right to...

 

[Elaine Benes]

Kurt
"Fuck the Tykes, Even the Kikes"
"Can't Spell 'Gymboree' without 'Orgy'"
"Sex Toys 'R' Us"
Eichenwald

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Kurt is blaming all his problems on other people again.
The replies are a circlejerk of gross asspatters I don't want to cap.

Then there's this

Sometimes our journos are disgusting beyond words too.

 

[Herbert Hoover]

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Kurt is blaming all his problems on other people again.
The replies are a circlejerk of gross asspatters I don't want to cap.

Then there's this
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Sometimes our journos are disgusting beyond words too.

Yes, Kurt, all of your opponents and trolls are just Russian hackers trying to hack your brain so you can give more money to CP sellers.

Tossing stones at Assanage is what got him here in the first place, so I guess it's a good idea to talk trash to him, Russia, and trolls all at the same time while your pedo past is slowly being uncovered

 

[AnOminous]

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Kurt is blaming all his problems on other people again.
The replies are a circlejerk of gross asspatters I don't want to cap.

Eichenwald is deathly afraid to mention the people who actually dug this up were not "alt-right" anything. They were far left.

He'd lose a lot of the audience who will mindlessly reject anything if you just claim it's from the "alt-right" if they knew it was actually CounterPunch.

 

[BubbleButt]

Trolls and Russia are going to hack this nigga's brain and give him permanent epileptic seizures!