💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Keystone]

If there are any lurkers who find their way to this thread during this hentai drama and are good artists, please consider drawing Kurt with an ahegao face in anime style.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He likes Anime MILFs?

...Didn't A-Log have an anime MILF fetish too?

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

>tfw you hate basement dwellers and it turns out you were the basement dweller all along

 

[Male]

He went from having a seizure from a gif to seizing his cock while reading hentai.

 

[Null]

kurt needed a final solution to his boner problem

 

[vertexwindi]

If there are any lurkers who find their way to this thread during this hentai drama and are good artists, please consider drawing Kurt with an ahegao face in anime style.

I tried, but my balls felt like they were crawling back into my body and I need to take a shower now.

 

[Locksnap]

Good stuff, thanks for the rec Kurt

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I think it's disgusting how somebody sent him a seizure-inducing gif and it should absolutely be considered assault to seek somebody out and send that kind of thing to them. For those who don't know, here's the gif he had posted to his twitter.

Spoiler

By the way if anybody reading this has epilepsy be careful and don't look at that gif.

What a piece of work, doing this and denying it, wishing death on other people's family because they voted wrong & riding a high horse after trying to buy child porn. What a piece of shit.

 

[Jaiman]

honestly with how much people were talking about it I thought it was gonna be lolicon or some weird shit.

 

[Yaks]

Do you think he was jerking off before or after the "gotta prove the haters wrong" tweet?

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Not a peep out of Eichenwald in nine hours, and they're still dogpiling on his profile something fierce.

At this point, his 'wife' will have to take over the account and post his obituary. Died of troll. Hope ur happy.

 

[Keystone]

honestly with how much people were talking about it I thought it was gonna be lolicon or some weird shit.

Would not surprise me one bit if he has some of that shit saved on his computer.

 

[Accutek]

It would be just what the internet needed, a Jewish, epileptic MadThad.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Do you think he was jerking off before or after the "gotta prove the haters wrong" tweet?

Why not both?

 

[Dick In a Drawer]

 

[CIA Nigger]

 

[AnOminous]

Can't wait to see how he reacts when he wakes up. Because you just know he's gonna double down and make it worse somehow.

He'll probably claim the stress made him have a seizure and try to have the entire Internet arrested.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

He'll probably claim that he was researching a story on a Filipino terrorist group called the Moro Islamist Liberation Front and somehow ended up looking at MILF hentai.

 

[AnOminous]

And then Kurt was a neckbeard.

 

[Ruin]

He'll probably claim the stress made him have a seizure and try to have the entire Internet arrested.

My guesses in descending order of likeliness

~ Seizure made him do it
~ Computer virus
~ Hentai loving alt right Neo Nazis hacked his computer to frame him because he's a Jew
~ Motherfucking Russian hackers
~ He tripped and banged his massive bald forehead on the keyboard which caused stinky smell Milf fetish hentai porn to pop up.