💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Raging Capybara]

Daily reminder Kurt thinks Metokur is russian, with his accent and all.

If this is not a clinical diagnosis for dementia, I don't know what could possibly be.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Daily reminder Kurt thinks Metokur is russian, with his accent and all.

If this is not a clinical diagnosis for dementia, I don't know what could possibly be.

By Kurt’s own admissions the seizures have caused significant memory loss and he couldn’t remember violating journalistic ethics by paying a child prostitute money to his source. Now, I’m not saying Kurt has severe brain damage and might actually be mentally challenged with a borderline IQ, I’m just saying that it’s possible.

 

[Null]

I’m not saying Kurt has severe brain damage and might actually be mentally challenged with a borderline IQ

That's funny, because I am literally saying exactly this without any possible artistic interpretation of the language being used to say these exact words: Kurt has severe brain damage and might actually be mentally challenged with a borderline IQ.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

By Kurt’s own admissions the seizures have caused significant memory loss and he couldn’t remember violating journalistic ethics by paying a child prostitute money to his source. Now, I’m not saying Kurt has severe brain damage and might actually be mentally challenged with a borderline IQ, I’m just saying that it’s possible.

Kurt Eichenwald: Proof that even the most retarded of us can be (marginally) useful members of society.
Also, as far as I'm aware Kurt has never sent a request to have this thread removed from the site. Am I wrong about that? It seems like it should be right up his alley.

 

[thismanlies]

Kurt Eichenwald: Proof that even the most exceptional of us can be (marginally) useful members of society.
Also, as far as I'm aware Kurt has never sent a request to have this thread removed from the site. Am I wrong about that? It seems like it should be right up his alley.

Maybe he's not aware of this thread yet. He'd definitely flip his shit if he saw half the things we've said about him.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

And when you're getting slam dunked by Meghan McCain, you know you're in a bad position.

Now he's threatening to sue McCain for mocking him.

"FBI? A Youtuber is gonna make fun of me! "

"Counselor? Yeah, someone defamed me by saying I look at tentacle porn when I was very clearly looking at MILF porn. What are my legal options?"

Busy day for Buchenwald.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Maybe he's not aware of this thread yet. He'd definitely flip his shit if he saw half the things we've said about him.

There is no way that someone as self-involved as he is has not googled himself between tentacle sessions.

It may be a rare bit of awareness that attacking forums like kiwifarms is like tilting at windmills. Maybe they teach that in J school, because Katelyn Burns avoided any such attempts as well (and was annoyed when someone tried it as a third party). Twitter seems to be his dance floor.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I suspect that several modern Journalism programs just throw up a picture of Kurt while lecturing their students “don’t be this guy!” By even modern loose, shoddy and depraved standards of Journalism Kurt is in an extra special class all by himself.

Funny your bring this up: I took a journalism course once awhile back, and one the topics they went over was social media ethics. Given just how important social media is today, a lot of journalism courses really try to make their students focus on maintaining some form of a social media presence. During our discussion on ethics, we were given various examples of how to and how to not behave as a journalist on social media.

Guess who was used as the primary example as to how not to behave?

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Reading that series of tweets to McCain, I have realized that Kurt is the equivalent of the "teleports behind you" guys, except instead of a katana he has lawsuits.

Guess who was used as the primary example as to how not to behave?

If that's true you will have made my day. What did they use as specific examples of bad behavior?

 

[thismanlies]

Now he's threatening to sue McCain for mocking him.

"FBI? A Youtuber is gonna make fun of me! "

"Counselor? Yeah, someone defamed me by saying I look at tentacle porn when I was very clearly looking at MILF porn. What are my legal options?"

Busy day for Buchenwald.

At this point, I'm starting to believe that the threat of a lawsuit from Kurt Eichenwald is about as credible as a death threat from Jonathan Ross. He thinks he's being intimidating but all he's doing is screeching at a computer screen.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If that's true you will have made my day. What did they use as specific examples of bad behavior?

We were given a number of different tweets from him as examples of how not to act. The "Trump was institutionalized back in the 1990's" tweet was one. I remember we also discussed his tirade and feud with Wikileaks, as well his healthcare twitter meltdown.

 

[MG 620]

Maybe our friend Jim is one of these "cockroaches"? Because I just got this message from Jim's Patreon:

According to Jim, Kurt tried to involve the fucking FBI to stop him from making a video. Oh yeah, I'm pretty excited for this video.

Jesus Christ! And the guy is a "journalist".

 

[GabeRegan]

At the rate Kurt is going I feel he's going to either get sued or end up banned from Twitter. This is what, the third or fourth fight he's picked in as many weeks? He's threatened to blackmail a state representative, threatened to sue at least three people, tried to get the FBI involved with at least one youtuber, and that's just what I remember from the past month.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

There is no way that someone as self-involved as he is has not googled himself between tentacle sessions.

It may be a rare bit of awareness that attacking forums like kiwifarms is like tilting at windmills. Maybe they teach that in J school, because Katelyn Burns avoided any such attempts as well (and was annoyed when someone tried it as a third party). Twitter seems to be his dance floor.

We don't show up in the google results for his name until like page 8 and nobody seems to be tweeting at him about us, but a bunch were tweeting to him about Metokur. So he probably thinks we're still beneath him. Same thing with sites like ED. which I don't think even pop up in the first 10 pages on his name despite them having a page for him.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

At the rate Kurt is going I feel he's going to either get sued or end up banned from Twitter. This is what, the third or fourth fight he's picked in as many weeks? He's threatened to blackmail a state representative, threatened to sue at least three people, tried to get the FBI involved with at least one youtuber, and that's just what I remember from the past month.

Unfortunately, he's protected by the blue checkmark of :autism:, so he's probably immune to bans and reports.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

We don't show up in the google results for his name until like page 8 and nobody seems to be tweeting at him about us, but a bunch were tweeting to him about Metokur. So he probably thinks we're still beneath him. Same thing with sites like ED. which I don't think even pop up in the first 10 pages on his name despite them having a page for him.

wtf where are our SEO powers now?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

At the rate Kurt is going I feel he's going to either get sued or end up banned from Twitter. This is what, the third or fourth fight he's picked in as many weeks? He's threatened to blackmail a state representative, threatened to sue at least three people, tried to get the FBI involved with at least one youtuber, and that's just what I remember from the past month.

At the rate he's going, he'll have his own forum on here by the end of the summer.

 

[Alexius]

Now he's threatening to sue McCain for mocking him.

"FBI? A Youtuber is gonna make fun of me! "

"Counselor? Yeah, someone defamed me by saying I look at tentacle porn when I was very clearly looking at MILF porn. What are my legal options?"

Busy day for Buchenwald.

Dear Lord, he WILL write a fucking article on the Metokur video when it comes out. And everyone will laugh at him...again.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Now he's threatening to sue McCain for mocking him.

"FBI? A Youtuber is gonna make fun of me! "

"Counselor? Yeah, someone defamed me by saying I look at tentacle porn when I was very clearly looking at MILF porn. What are my legal options?"

Busy day for Buchenwald.

She pussied out and deleted the tweet, depriving us of what would have been prime comedy. Whereas James Woods could at least pretend he wasn't a (massive) coke addict when he got so fucking assblasted over a Twitter shitpost he sued a guy, Megan's tweet was entirely based off what Kurt himself said in his own (terrible) excuse. You can't claim "defamation" based off your own statements, that's not how that works.

https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/978664806231232512

The replies are full of people crying at how awful of her it was to mock Kurt's love for tentacles because apparently there's still people retarded enough to try and defend Mr. Weirdo Tentacle Porn Dox And Extort A US Senator.