Kiwifarms Protips

[Bullet Kin]

Notice those site-wide announcements on the top of the webpage?



I would like you to come up with your own protips. Try aiming for things that assists the new users or remind old users of certain features. These tips could be about anything so go nuts or be nutty.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

* loading map *
"niggers tongue my anus"
* fade to black *

 

[Bullet Kin]

You can write a message within the post box then press the

button to send a reply. Make sure to write a well thought out message!

 

[Major_]

Switching threads is faster than replying

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Proper spacing will increase the chances of people reading your gay essay posts.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

here's a classic

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

When trying to rizz a foid, don't bring up the achievement. Specially if you haven't been talking to her for that long.

 

[Mark Knopfler]

Sticker reactions are like trophies. The more you have, the cooler you are and the bigger your e-peen.

 

[Adrian Dittmann]

Josh likes it when you @ him just for fun.

 

[Hellwalker]

When you get negrated on a post, make sure to get upset about it and sperg the fuck out. Tell whoever negrated you that they are retarded.

 

[catpetter]

This site isn't fucking Reddit, stop treating it like it is.

 

[Ice Mountain]

The best protips are the ones where you can feel the years upon years of suffering radiating from every word.


So, something along the lines of "If you derail the Iran thread with Jew sperging one more fucking time, your account will be permanently banned and a DIY castration kit will be mailed to your house in an attempt to prevent your retard genes from being passed on to further shit up the world." would be good.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Infosec is love, infosec is life.

A link to a thread on privacy oriented, trustworthy, and ideally FOSS software and services.

 

[We Are The Witches]

This is a useful protip I made a while back:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/101-for-users-how-to-avoid-accidental-smilies.218438/

Another one: /s gets automatically converted to /sneed
So what you want to do is wrap something (like the slash) in BB code that won't alter its appearance much, like the same font-size.

 

[Michael Helmacron]

"You don't actually have to read all 15000 pages of USPG2, you can just check the highlighted posts"

 

[Gentlebastard]

For American users:

Looking for work? Spending too much time on the India Menace thread? Try jobs.now

 

[Haramburger]

 

[Bullet Kin]

When uploading a PDF that will be viewed by many, upload the pages as images in a spoiler.

 

[zeroapexpeak]

When uploading a PDF that will be viewed by many, upload the pages as images in a spoiler.

Make sure that each spoiler is nested inside of the previous one as well