Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventures

[Peristaltic Pump]

See what people on your FORUM are posting about

 

[Guts]

Godspeed you. Say hi to Andy Logger for me.

 

[liam dees]

go to sleep ZZZ

 

[smile.jpg]

Get some butta in case we need to calm a pack of slobbermutts. (go east to the kitchen)

captcha A-log all the cheese in kitchen

There's no need to meander around the living room. You waste no time pursuing your primary directive: Acquire fine cheese.

Your mind races imagining the goodness hidden within your FRIDGE. BRIE, PARMIGIANO, MOZZARELLA. It is positively mouth watering! You can't wait a single second longer, the anticipation and hunger for cheese overwhelming as you crack open the FRIDGE...

To your great dismay, you're faced with the visage of your arch enemy, CHEDDAR, as well as a single stick of BUTTER. You froth over with rage at this great disappointment. You had planned to add all the cheese in your FRIDGE to your inventory, however, you see no point in wasting precious inventory space on B grade cheese, no C grade, no... Z grade cheese! You feel absolutely disgusted.

You add the BUTTER to your A-logue before you angrily quench your hunger with the disgusting CHEDDAR, having no other options available to you at this time. You shut the fridge in a fury, so that you won't need to bear the sight of such a horrific caseicultural fiasco any longer than you have to.

 

[Quioui]

To soothe my soul from the CHEDDAR taint I retrieve my LIMITED EDITION 1 OZ .999 FINE SILVER "ZAP TO THE EXTREME" silver coin from my A-logue, intent to hear its pristine CLINK.

 

[Farmer Jon]

I look for asian mail order brides

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Oh God I used to be all over the tgchan quests. I skipped Homestuck though. Dorf quest is where it's at. You should go to the basement and take inventory of what's down there.

 

[twinArmageddons]

You add the BUTTER to your A-logue before you angrily quench your hunger with the disgusting CHEDDAR, having no other options available to you at this time. You shut the fridge in a fury, so that you won't need to bear the sight of such a horrific caseicultural fiasco any longer than you have to.

>With a belly full attempt to tame the guardian near the fire

 

[The Lawgiver]

> GET YE FLASK.

 

[Colress]

Retrieve coin from inventory. Flip coin.

 

[Kiwi2Shoes]

Run to the nearest Walmart.

 

[LordOfZhbagva]

Get a sip of water.

Oh God I used to be all over the tgchan quests. I skipped Homestuck though. Dorf quest is where it's at. You should go to the basement and take inventory of what's down there.

/qst/'s still around and kicking. Would be interesting to see if kiwifarms could develop its own quest community.

 

[crinklefry]

Grab thy Holy Bible.

 

[Gregis]

> GET YE FLASK.

Lol the one guy with an actual homestuck pfp and he's just homestar shitpoasting.

 

[smile.jpg]

> GET YE FLASK.

You can't get YE FLASK, you do not own any YE MERCHANDISE. Even if you did, you would decidedly not keep it in the kitchen of all places.

To soothe my soul from the CHEDDAR taint I retrieve my LIMITED EDITION 1 OZ .999 FINE SILVER "ZAP TO THE EXTREME" silver coin from my A-logue, intent to hear its pristine CLINK.

Retrieve coin from inventory. Flip coin.

Two COINS are requires to perform the CLINK procedure. Nevertheless, you retrieve your 2021 LIMITED RUN CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER EXCLUSIVE KIWI FARMS COMMEMORATIVE SILVER COIN from your inventory and FLIP it in the air over and over.

This exercise has accomplished nothing practical whatsoever, but the sight of your SILVER COIN revolving majestically in the elegant fluorescent kitchen light has significantly lifted your spirits.

 

[liam dees]

>look out the kitchen window

 

[crinklefry]

Look inside oven to check for spare Jews.

 

[The Lawgiver]

RENDER TO HAMTARO WHAT IS HAMTAROS. DELIVER CHEESE TO THE HUNGRY HAM HAMS.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Yell nigger out the window.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Email lawyer