KiwiFarms Monopoly Board - What would be on it?

[AnOminous]

CHANCE
You have been doxxed, and found out to be a pedophile with incriminating videos of yourself having sex with children. Go directly to jail, and do not pass go!

More like collect $200 Patreon bucks every turn from now on.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

One of the railroads would have to be the Colebrookdale Railroad of course.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Instead of "Go" you have "Monthly Tugboat" and instead of "Income Tax" and "Super Tax" you have "Poor Impulse Control."

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Instead of "Go" you have "Monthly Tugboat" and instead of "Income Tax" and "Super Tax" you have "Poor Impulse Control."

Or "dole".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Or "dole".

Or "Tardbux."

"No one donated to your Patreon this month, but you already spent the money on useless shit. Pay a £10 fine or pretend you're on the verge of suicide."

The "get out of jail free" card would be amended to just say ":autism:."

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Or "Tardbux."

"No one donated to your Patreon this month, but you already spent the money on useless shit. Pay a £10 fine or pretend you're on the verge of suicide."

The "get out of jail free" card would be amended to just say ":autism:."

Nah even tismal people can do jail time.

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

Can Chris's clown doll be one of the game pieces? I know a triblyfedora would be an obvious game piece.

 

[D.Va]

Put famous lolcows as properties, so CWC and ADF could be the Monopoly-equivalent of Boardwalk and Park Place.

So... @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt should be a game piece?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Can Chris's clown doll be one of the game pieces? I know a triblyfedora would be an obvious game piece.

Yes.

I wish Hasbro would actually allow this to be made.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm imagining the game pieces to include the Sanic Totem, Phil's tard helmet and a bottle of black market hormone pills. The tugboat can stay.

No wait, have pieces to represent every major lolcow except Phil. Out of, you know, respect or something.

"Your piece has been put up Eden's butt. Leave the game, delete your KF account and take holy orders."

 

[TowinKarz]

One of the railroads would have to be the Colebrookdale Railroad of course.

Rent: If 1 Len Shaner is on the Property $50
If 2 Len Shaners are on the Property $75
If 4 Len Shaners...... well you get the idea.

Dobson should be a solid Green square, he's pretty high rent. I'd say Sweet can be Baltic Ave instead.

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

Maybe Timbox can be one of the light blue properties.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Null is the Monopoly Man, silly gooses, wanting to put him anywhere else.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Null is the Monopoly Man, silly gooses, wanting to put him anywhere else.

Complete with top hat and monocle?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

You guys realise this is perfectly doable?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

You guys realise this is perfectly doable?

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The thing is we want it to be mass produced.

Though...is that real?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

The thing is we want it to be mass produced.

Though...is that real?

https://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-games/make-your-own-opoly/30000198.html

£20 from IWOOT.

 

[cypocryphy]

Jail should be Chris' future group home.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

https://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-games/make-your-own-opoly/30000198.html

£20 from IWOOT.

What would be more do-able is a KiwiFarms Cards Against Humanity game as there's blank card templates out there (the CAH website offers blank templates).

Now THAT needs to happen.