Kiwifarms Incel Thread

[JimiHendrix]

Sure buddy. Absolutly not made up. You talk like a Blind Man describing Colors.

you're right, having sex is an impossible feat. my claim of "taking showers and talking to women" is ridiculous and utterly absurd. you got me.

 

[Autism King 03]

you're right, having sex is an impossible feat. my claim of "taking showers and talking to women" is ridiculous and utterly absurd. you got me.

Thats not what i ment Retard. It's not that simple. Im doing the fucking same Thing & have still absolutly nobody. I tried fucking everything and no Results. Im very good at socialising. The Problem is that every Person i met, have worser skills when Autists or are NPCs. I don't know if this is Problem in Switzerland in General. I don't see me as the Problem. And yes, i had Sex. I payed for it.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Thats not what i ment Retard. It's not that simple. Im doing the fucking same Thing & have still absolutly nobody. I tried fucking everything and no Results. Im very good at socialising. The Problem is that every Person i met, have worser skills when Autists or are NPCs. I don't know if this is Problem in Switzerland in General. I don't see me as the Problem. And yes, i had Sex. I payed for it.

this is hilarious.

 

[Autism King 03]

this is hilarious.

So? Im just sick of hearing the same advice over and over again from Retards with 90% that they are Incels with made up shit.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Moids of kiwifarms, gather.

Today is the day.
Together we will rise against the dishwashing machine.

The dishwashing machine that has forgotten it's origin. The little dishwashing machine that could, very well diminish our male supremacy and take away our pride and territory. They are strong and independent and want equality, means us down in the dust begging on our kneed for a little bit of pussy juice.

It's time to take back what's ours.

We built the streets they walk on with their fat legs, forced into stilettos to impress chad and then complain to us her feet hurt.

We built the guns to defend them, now they are voting democrats to ban these guns.

We built the rockets, no foid ever cared, as science is boring unless it's about how to attract Leonardo di Caprio tier males.

We built the sextoys they are using and they still prefer those toys and a rancid dog that acts and smells like a pajeet over us.

We have forgotten WE are strong.
Way stronger than they would want us to be. So strong they are afraid of us.

We can fight, we can smart, WE can easily knock out a horse without breaking a sweat and kill every spider that frightens our kween.
We don't need attention all the time yet we're giving that to them, for free!
Stop it right now.

It's time for vengeance, it's time to get our deserved wakanda back. The wakanda of sitting on a veranda, holding a lemonade in our tough, hairy, bear like claws.
A lemonade our submissive aryan tradwife made for US.

You, yes you - can have it too.
Stop whining, join incel forces now.
It's no moid November, the perfect time for plotting against the foids.
This November will change all of your life.

It's 2024 - Rise against the dishwasher!

 

[Space Police]

*braaaaaap* blah blah blah SNCA SNCA SNCA blah blah blah SNCA blah blah why is my clitty leaking ou algo wimminz bad tate king mennz goo-ACK!

 

[Executive Petrel]

Ver archivo adjunto 6592545

Gemerald brimstone

 

[Space Police]

Gemerald brimstone

If you're a 'teen, then how could you post coal like that above rant?

 

[Internet Wizard]

I can't breed

How long did this take you to write and was there really nothing better you could've done with your time

 

[Executive Petrel]

If you're a 'teen, then how could you post coal like that above rant?

The oceans of coal makes the gems shine.
But muh rant is the brightest of gems.

How long did this take you to write and was there really nothing better you could've done with your time

You failed your no moid november streak

 

[Space Police]

You failed your no moid november streak

Xe is a moid doe (I think homosexual too)

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

A friend of mine suggested just YOLO going for a kiss

You'll get a rape charge in mere minutes if you are ugly. Only a 6-6-6 can get away with that.

 

[Bungdit Din]

You'll get a rape charge in mere minutes if you are ugly. Only a 6-6-6 can get away with that.

Yup. "There are no creepy behaviours, only ugly men."

Alternatively, "She makes rules for Brad, but breaks them for Chad."

 

[crowabunga]

Autism is the Real Black Pill

You aren't ugly you're just socially retarded and run out of le spoons (yes, I did just assume you are on the spectrum, you're so autistically spectral it's downright fruity like a fuckin gay pride flag)

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

I'm more of a neckbeard or a simp than incel, but I'll post.

Tired of "420 friendly" dating profiles. And of course, the 5'2 woman demanding a man 10+ inches taller than her.

 

[Zorgulon]

Incel here, I hate Elliot Rodger the guy was an asshole and projected his inner turmoil onto others. Very mean bully!

 

[Modern Audience]

Most incels are volcels since pretty much any man can find some horrid fat chick if his standards are low enough

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Most incels are volcels since pretty much any man can find some horrid fat chick if his standards are low enough

That's not true and you know it's not true. Did you manage to get a fat chick? They have the same requirements that all women have -

-GENETICS
6 FOOT +
THICK HAIR
MUSCULAR
GOOD JAW LINE
GOOD FACIAL STRUCTURE
GOOD POSTURE
LARGE PENIS
GOOD SHOULDER DISTRIBUTION
GOOD NOSE

-MONEY
BE INCREDIBLY RICH

-FAME/INFAMY
BE FAMOUS
BE INFAMOUS (like A LOLCOW, SUCH AS DSP, CHRIS CHAN, ETHAN RALPH ETC)

-POWER
BE IN A POSITION OF POWER (SUCH AS CEO, PRESIDENT, WARLORD ETC)

If you don't tick any of those boxes then you are destined to be an incel.

The days where women would settle for a 5/10 man when they hit 40 years old for his resources are over. They earn more than we do. We are struggling to get by.

It is over.

 

[Towoman]

ur genuenly retarded if you belive you couldnt score a ugly girl

 

[DavidS877]

ur genuenly retarded if you belive you couldnt score a ugly girl

I like to call it "realistic".