Kiwifarms 2023 Gift Ideas Thread - Bitches be shopping

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Good point, I forgot to mention that. Frankly, as gay as it sounds, attention is a nice gift. I don't mean the super clingy weirdo attention but actually wanting him, being with him etc is a way bigger thing. We can provide our own stuff, but something that is meaningful is much better.

My ex bought me a cheap wallet, but it was tradition to give the man a wallet every Christmas with 20 bucks in it. It was a garbage wallet and I hated it compared to my nice wallet. But, it meant the world to me and I loved using it. I miss using that shitty wallet.

Men don't need to be provided for, we already provide. But Milwaukee tools are always welcome.
Yes being with your man and showing affection is a major thing. Sometimes I just draw a picture for him. It shows that I love and pay attention to him. I don't need to parade around in the nude and be like "here's what you get I don't need to do anything else except exist and suck your Dick from time to time" that's so shallow. That's why I like to ask him what kind of presents would he like and that way I'll get a general idea if I am totally at a loss.
 
There's more to life than sex and degeneracy. I'm married to him so he already has me. Despite popular opinion, a man does appreciate when a woman pays attention to things that he also has an interest in besides blow jobs. Stop watching porn.
Lots to break down here.
There's more to life than sex and degeneracy.
Agreed. I'm happily divorced and I have my kids with me every day. Chilling in our bachelor pad brings me more joy than all the sex I've ever had including creating them.
I'm married to him so he already has me.
That's right. Your are the perfect princess and he is lucky that you will even be in his presence. He should bow down and kiss your feet every day that you don't leave him.
Despite popular opinion, a man does appreciate when a woman pays attention to things that he also has an interest in
Yes. Absolutely.
besides blow jobs.
That's the icing, not the cake.
Stop watching porn.
I prefer hentai. 2d doesn't remind me of all the trash women I've been with.

I'm not some incel. I've had more women than I have fingers and toes. Men work differently than women. Wrap yourself in the bow and wake him up with the bj. Tell him you love him and he is the most important thing to you in your life and you will have him wrapped around your little finger. All a man wants is to be loved and fucked by the one he loves. A man will fuck up all the rest of his life for that. That's why I don't fuck with women anymore.
 
Can someone provide gift ideas that are cheap but not complete shit? I have several friends and family to shop for, but I'm trying to save money.

I'm trying to keep it under $10 each. Best idea I have so far is a nice throw blanket, but I can't buy everyone that.
Buy mittens
 
For kids (especially boys), something they can physically build like Lego sets, Bionicles, or Hot Wheels tracks. Get them away from tablets for a bit.
 
Lots to break down here.

Agreed. I'm happily divorced and I have my kids with me every day. Chilling in our bachelor pad brings me more joy than all the sex I've ever had including creating them.

That's right. Your are the perfect princess and he is lucky that you will even be in his presence. He should bow down and kiss your feet every day that you don't leave him.

Yes. Absolutely.

That's the icing, not the cake.

I prefer hentai. 2d doesn't remind me of all the trash women I've been with.

I'm not some incel. I've had more women than I have fingers and toes. Men work differently than women. Wrap yourself in the bow and wake him up with the bj. Tell him you love him and he is the most important thing to you in your life and you will have him wrapped around your little finger. All a man wants is to be loved and fucked by the one he loves. A man will fuck up all the rest of his life for that. That's why I don't fuck with women anymore.
This is so crazy autistic that I don't feel I should respond to it quote by quote. I only made my op as a happily married woman and mother, and you decided to break down my posts like some insane, alcoholic, depressed porn addict. It is very weird. Just post some good gift ideas instead of sperging out.
 
I'm not some incel. I've had more women than I have fingers and toes. Men work differently than women. Wrap yourself in the bow and wake him up with the bj. Tell him you love him and he is the most important thing to you in your life and you will have him wrapped around your little finger. All a man wants is to be loved and fucked by the one he loves. A man will fuck up all the rest of his life for that. That's why I don't fuck with women anymore.

Lots to break down here.

Agreed. I'm happily divorced and I have my kids with me every day. Chilling in our bachelor pad brings me more joy than all the sex I've ever had including creating them.

That's right. Your are the perfect princess and he is lucky that you will even be in his presence. He should bow down and kiss your feet every day that you don't leave him.

Yes. Absolutely.

That's the icing, not the cake.

I prefer hentai. 2d doesn't remind me of all the trash women I've been with.

I'm not some incel. I've had more women than I have fingers and toes. Men work differently than women. Wrap yourself in the bow and wake him up with the bj. Tell him you love him and he is the most important thing to you in your life and you will have him wrapped around your little finger. All a man wants is to be loved and fucked by the one he loves. A man will fuck up all the rest of his life for that. That's why I don't fuck with women anymore.
I changed my mind about responding to particulars, this is an awesome post. I have to laugh at "I'm not an incel, I watch hentai and that's why I don't fuck with women anymore" 10/10 would read again
 
This is so crazy autistic that I don't feel I should respond to it quote by quote. I only made my op as a happily married woman and mother, and you decided to break down my posts like some insane, alcoholic, depressed porn addict. It is very weird. Just post some good gift ideas instead of sperging out.
I don't have a BPD woman to have to deal with so that makes my life a little easier. My eldest kid is a musician so he will provide a list of musical things he needs. My middle kid is a hunter so he will want another stabby thing and some more time with a rifle. My youngest is a super fisherman. He can pull a five pound bass out of a mud puddle. He would appreciate some more fishing lures. What would you appreciate? More control over your "loved one's" I'm sure.
I changed my mind about responding to particulars, this is an awesome post. I have to laugh at "I'm not an incel, I watch hentai and that's why I don't fuck with women anymore" 10/10 would read again
That is a CSNBC or CNN worthy edit but I'm cool with it. This reminds me of why I'm chasing @Catler.
 
If you have a friend/relative in the family that has an interest or passion in cooking but a tight budget or is new to it/younger, any one of these is a good option depending on what they already own and what they like to cook:

- A set of solid utensils and a utensil holder
- A little basket filled with different common spices. I like to do this one at Trader Joe's and/or Aldi; you can get bottles of Oregano, Basil, Tumeric, Cumin, Coriander, Thyme, Chili Powder, Terragon, Cinnamon, Paprika, Sesame Seeds, etc. About $1-$4 each. Really helpful for the "freshly independent" ones.
- A high quality wooden cutting board
- A few higher quality knives, or a cleaver and scissors
- Meat thermometer
- Cast iron skillet
- A small metal mixing bowl set, larger if they bake.

Quality is key here. Like, they may already have some worn down plastic measuring cups and spoons but a set of metal ones is still a good gift. Same if they're still using Dollar Tree Chinesium kitchen utensils or knives, get them some good stuff.
 
I don't have a BPD woman to have to deal with so that makes my life a little easier. My eldest kid is a musician so he will provide a list of musical things he needs. My middle kid is a hunter so he will want another stabby thing and some more time with a rifle. My youngest is a super fisherman. He can pull a five pound bass out of a mud puddle. He would appreciate some more fishing lures. What would you appreciate? More control over your "loved one's" I'm sure.

That is a CSNBC or CNN worthy edit but I'm cool with it. This reminds me of why I'm chasing @Catler.
I would love to know how much money @Null would need me to donate to add a laugh emoticon react or whatever cause I would use it constantly. Glad we could come to a weird truce.
 
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Can someone provide gift ideas that are cheap but not complete shit? I have several friends and family to shop for, but I'm trying to save money.

I'm trying to keep it under $10 each. Best idea I have so far is a nice throw blanket, but I can't buy everyone that.
Last year I got some of my friends oc pepperspray and a chocolate Saint Nicholas and they were happy. It was $25 each so it's a bit more than $10 but still not too expensive.
 
Can someone provide gift ideas that are cheap but not complete shit? I have several friends and family to shop for, but I'm trying to save money.

I'm trying to keep it under $10 each. Best idea I have so far is a nice throw blanket, but I can't buy everyone that.
Under $10 gift ideas:
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To the fellow lonely bros out there, what do you get yourself for Christmas?
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There is no joke here, foot massages are just nice.
 
Don't forget Vintage but don't fall into the pit of "Collector prices" if you shop around a bit you can find anything you want in decent condition, I like film Camera's any my Fiancee got me a really nice set of brass body Cameras from the 1900's - 1920's that take 120 roll film for buttons compared to what they go for on the collectors market, but this can be applied to anything.

If they're not, or they have shit battery tools, get them Milwaukee. Honestly, even if they're invested in a system I'd say get them Milly anyway. They're that good.

In the US that's true but outside the US Makita and Bosh are the better brands (for some reason Makita sucks in the USA with market penitration and what they sell suffers).

If power tools aren't in the budget, hand tools are good as well. If you want to do it "on the cheap", duralast tools are basically budget snapon. Made by the same people.

Just be careful when buying hand tools, a lot of modern ones are brilliant but a awful lot of them are Meh or just downright awful but stay the fuck away from Stanley Sweetheart the whole line with the exception of the socket chisel set is awful (the Sockets chisels are made by Marples in the UK and the head of QA for the production line is from Ashley Isles) - If your giftee is into woodwork ignore the German brands and look in the the Chechz manufactures same quality, same tools and for half the price, especially if your looking at Euro style planes and Bow Saws.

Also find out if they are thinking about making something and look at getting them books and plans, they are something that is often overlooked if you want goodsources I recommend:

Woodworking - https://lostartpress.com/
Metalworking - https://artisanideas.com/

I have lots of books by both and they are honestly endlessly fascinating and give the craftsman in your life ideas that last for years.

And also have paid attention to make sure each of them have interchangeable batteries if possible. And yes, ask your man what projects he's thinking about doing. He'll know what he wants.

If they want a tool that's not in the system they have get it for them but also get a battery adapter they exist for most brands in prety much any mix you need, just get good ones £20 is ideal mid range but get them two.
 
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@CoolFool
On Amazon, you can get a personalized Christmas ornament for around $10. Also:

Here is a link to a kit that will make 10 Scrabble style ornaments for $11.99. They look pretty nice, and have the "Handmade for you by CoolFool "factor

If they are crafty or a child, search Diamond Paintings under $10, and refine by prime and 4 stars and up. Read the reviews, this is all Chinese made, so... .But you can select them based on the recipient's interest and there is no learning curve- shit is dead easy. Looks pretty cool when done, and is relaxing to do. Just keep the picture simple- a 9x9 will not look like the promo photo they post. Check reviews for pics of finished product.

If they like hot and spicy, at this time of year you can snag hot sauce collections for that price point. The bottles will be small, but hot sauce people love to try new ones.

I don't know if people do this anymore, so maybe I'm lame, but Dolly Parton has released a new double CD of rock tunes. Buy it and burn them a copy and personalize the disc with Merry Christmas 2023. Between the eternal icon that is Dolly, and the rockers she collaborates with, not many adults would be disappointed with that gift. Dolly singing Stairway to Heaven and Free Bird will especially appeal to some folks. I bought this as a gift, so haven't listened to it, but reviews are solid. $20 on Amazon.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to do some "ghost" shopping :) I saw that a 1.5 lb canister of Royal Dansk was only $7, and I know someone who loves butter cookies.
 
@CoolFool
On Amazon, you can get a personalized Christmas ornament for around $10. Also:

Here is a link to a kit that will make 10 Scrabble style ornaments for $11.99. They look pretty nice, and have the "Handmade for you by CoolFool "factor

If they are crafty or a child, search Diamond Paintings under $10, and refine by prime and 4 stars and up. Read the reviews, this is all Chinese made, so... .But you can select them based on the recipient's interest and there is no learning curve- shit is dead easy. Looks pretty cool when done, and is relaxing to do. Just keep the picture simple- a 9x9 will not look like the promo photo they post. Check reviews for pics of finished product.

If they like hot and spicy, at this time of year you can snag hot sauce collections for that price point. The bottles will be small, but hot sauce people love to try new ones.

I don't know if people do this anymore, so maybe I'm lame, but Dolly Parton has released a new double CD of rock tunes. Buy it and burn them a copy and personalize the disc with Merry Christmas 2023. Between the eternal icon that is Dolly, and the rockers she collaborates with, not many adults would be disappointed with that gift. Dolly singing Stairway to Heaven and Free Bird will especially appeal to some folks. I bought this as a gift, so haven't listened to it, but reviews are solid. $20 on Amazon.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to do some "ghost" shopping :) I saw that a 1.5 lb canister of Royal Dansk was only $7, and I know someone who loves butter cookies.
Those are some great ideas. Thanks!! :)
 
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