Kiwi Revolt 2015

[Tempest]

#analchest #uprsng #analchy #bn nul #mccafe #faciestmod #nulcrmnal

 

[AnOminous]

I want to nail 'Stop being a dick' on a fucking cathedral door.

That's nice but you need 94 more things if you're going to nail it to a cathedral door.

 

[Ariel]

What about katsukitty?

 

[exball]

What about katsukitty?

Already has AIDS.

 

[Ariel]

Already has AIDS.

How did he get it? You can't get AIDS without exchanging bodily fluids.

 

[exball]

How did he get it? You can't get AIDS without exchanging bodily fluids.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Good luck recruiting suicide bombers with that attitude, you cucks.

We might. I dunno. If we feel like it?

 

[Ariel]

Is he a gay?

 

[Tookie]

nol did 10/30 inside job

 

[Coster]

 

[exball]

If Mr. Moon wishes to prevent the Kiwi uprising of 2015 he must give in to our demands.

1. Make @TrippinKahlua admin.
2. Make @paintingatree admin
3. Force @Connor Bible to finish Redesigning Eva
4. Give @Dynastia shell access
5. Admit Christine Weston Chandler is a true and honest woman
6. Admit @Cowlick is his personal hero and #1 best friend
7. Replace all ratings with nice meme
8. Bring back the what-if subforum
9. Ban Male
10. Admit Katsu is secretly straight
11. Promote LikeICareKF supervisor of lolcow.

You have 24 hours to fulfill our demands or we will continue to shit our pants and do nothing.

 

[Trickie]

For every hour that Null stays in power, I will pour a 2 liter bottle of Cοke Zerο down the drain, starting now.

The clock is ticking, Null. The ball is in your court.

Edit: I see we have a new word filter... Very well. You win this round, Null...
—or do you? It seems I've found a way around your precious filter! Viva La Revolución!

 

[Ariel]

I demand that @LikeicareKF become a green.

 

[Coster]

Replace all ratings with nice meme

and fix the fuCKING SOUND

 

[Another Fellow]

If Mr. Moon wishes to prevent the Kiwi uprising of 2015 he must give in to our demands.

1. Make @TrippinKahlua admin.
2. Make @paintingatree admin
3. Force @Connor Bible to finish Redesigning Eva
4. Give @Dynastia shell access
5. Admit Christine Weston Chandler is a true and honest woman
6. Admit @Cowlick is his personal hero and #1 best friend
7. Replace all ratings with nice meme
8. Bring back the what-if subforum
9. Ban Male
10. Admit Katsu is secretly straight
11. Promote LikeICareKF supervisor of lolcow.

You have 24 hours to fulfill our demands or we will continue to shit our pants and do nothing.

I would like to add something: if Null is unsuccessful in crushing the revolution, he must cede control of the forums to a new ruling party comprised of his personal heroes &/or best friends.
#StopNull2k15
#JusticeForCowlick
#BringBackNiceMeme2k15

 

[LikeicareKF]

I demand that @LikeicareKF become a green.

fuck the Greens, i dont even vote

 

[Ariel]

fuck the Greens, i dont even vote

ewww i didn't mean those greens. What kind of a person do you think I am?!

 

[RP 520]

ewww i didn't mean those greens. What kind of a person do you think I am?!

Someone that bathes regularly and eats their vegetables I hope.

 

[LikeicareKF]

ewww i didn't mean those greens. What kind of a person do you think I am?!

lol i know what you meant

 

[Ariel]

lol i know what you meant

wow its not a joke ya fuckin spastic