Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship

[Brett DeLawyer]

No confirmation email, not in spam either. Was too retarded to screencap order number so looks like I’m Trusting the Plan this go round

 

[BlackArmada]

We are unsuspended again. For the love of god buy whatever the fuck you want before they yank it again.

https://madattheinternet.com/product/2026-sticker-pack/

Despite everything, my Euro CC's keep giving me an unknown error since day 1, so I sent some money+tip for the order over via SEPA + an email confirmation to your protonmail acc, hopefully it all works. Thanks for the many fine hours of entertainment, never missed a stream (replay).

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Josh if I put a kiwi sticker on my car, what are the chances a tranny recognizes it and breaks my window?

I will be putting a few on mine, if people want to fight me over it then they can try. Neighbors fly a tranny flag nearby, I can have a damn kiwi sticker.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I bought 3 so I can use one, keep one, and give one to a friend. Also I promise to set up bill pay this month

 

[InterestRateHawk]

Worked for me - I fuckin stickerloaded my cart hole. SUFFA EARLY BIRDS. LOOKS LIKE THIS LATE AND GAY WORM GOT THA WORM

 

[Devious Dave]

Sell a bandana

 

[Super Guido]

No confirmation email, not in spam either. Was too retarded to screencap order number so looks like I’m Trusting the Plan this go round

Did you try checking your electronic statement for whichever card/service/whatever you used?

 

[drunk "Jedi master"]

I work on cars all day I am going to put a sticker or 2 right next to my other ifixit stickers on my beater tool boxs I don't even put car part stickers on my boxes.

 

[gampboonerisms]

@Null i think i know the answer to this question, and please dont get mad(attheinternet) at me. but can you explain why you can't set up ach for merch runs?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I sent my mail with the check on Monday but my local postman says it will probably be a week to get to West Virginia. I have a photo of my stamped envelope and I hope it gets there before my order is given away and/or they all run out.

Edit: photo sent to MATI email, stamp so no tracking

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I wunder if it was the standard malfeasance from the usual suspects messing with the credit card transaction or just normal every day stupidity on behalf of an industry that cares less about it's customers then they do about ants beneath their shoes because: "LOL we control everything, so what are you going to do? Not use credit cards?"

You want an evil cabal running the world? Look no further then the payment processors.

 

[DavidS877]

I wunder if it was the standard malfeasance from the usual suspects messing with the credit card transaction or just normal every day stupidity on behalf of an industry that cares less about it's customers then they do about ants beneath their shoes because: "LOL we control everything, so what are you going to do? Not use credit cards?"

You want an evil cabal running the world? Look no further then the payment processors.

"Who the fuck orders 1500 sets of stickers from some no-name website, must be fraud."

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

My BTC (Bits Telecommunicating Crypto) paid for my stickers with nooooooo problems.

It even dropped 10% in value the day after I paid, just so I could cry/laugh. (>=.=)>

 

[Drive-By Comment]

I hope you sell a million stickers!

Me too. But I will not buy this cutesy gay shit.

 

[Homer Simpson]

like 10

Put the eggshell stickers on trannies cars. Got it, orders clear and we are a go.

Although I wouldn't do that, I imagine the seethe would be immense and delightful.

 

[DavidS877]

Put the eggshell stickers on trannies cars. Got it, orders clear and we are a go.

Although I wouldn't do that, I imagine the seethe would be immense and delightful.

As I drove into the big city(tm) today to get groceries I was looking for potential sticker targets. I may have to get out of my car and actually walk around a park.

 

[Elks_antler]

I stil can't BUY PATCHS BROKE DICCK JOSHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Josh if I put a kiwi sticker on my car, what are the chances a tranny recognizes it and breaks my window?

59% chance.

 

[McSneaks]

I will be putting a few on mine, if people want to fight me over it then they can try. Neighbors fly a tranny flag nearby, I can have a damn kiwi sticker.

You know you're being disingenuous to try and compare the two. The difference is one is a known and recognized symbol of hate representing a group of disgusting degenerates, the other is a kiwifarms sticker.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

The Kiwi Stickers are under attack by the woke left! You need to buy these pieces of upper case I internet history now before it's to late!