Kiwi Merch 2025

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I desperately need a new mousepad and would buy that. I'd also buy a mug to dog whistle at work with.

 

[tarzor]

I like the idea of a tower mousepad.
This is probably too cluttered, im open for suggestions and i'll do my best with my limited skills

 

[Spergichu]

Posters would be nice. I'm always looking to cover real estate on my walls with retarded shit I think is cool.

Something with tiled kiwilings would be nice. If you combine green / black tiles, they tile well, with beaks of one becoming the eyes of the opposite kiwiling. It's a SLIGHTLY different shape, but the effect is still cool.
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I could see this be AMAZING if you wanted a pattern to be used all over for something. I could see this being the liner inside a bag, or hoodie, or something else. Its simple, and nothing too loud, but if you know, you know.

This but make them puzzle piece colored.

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

Kiwi flavored spray paint so I can Wplace irl

With fresh kiwi breath

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Kiwiling stickers, but the Kiwilings form a QR code that leads to something this website.

I would unironically buy these, and I''m a broke piece of shit

This but make them puzzle piece colored.

I guess you COULD tile em that way......Still I think that would be a bit too colorful depending on the application. Black and green is kinda muted enough for most applications, where as red green yellow blue looks like clown vomit

 

[Some Lurker Too]

I would 100% buy a sheet or more of kiwiling stickers. Just slap the basic kiwiling on a page as many times as you can and I'm sold, I love slapping those guys down in random places

 

[Mister Mint]

Enamel pins are good. Good for future merch runs too. Kiwi pin trading is the future.

 

[Null]

I like the sticker idea. I can do a bunch of little designs I think for super cheap, high margins, lots of stickers. I'll find someone who can print.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Silicone ice trey the shape of the logo
Coin Catch/Ash trey for the desk

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

Mugs are a classic for a reason, although EVERYONE does the same ceramic ones from Redbubble etc. Surely there's a place that does custom laser etching on some metal double-walled mugs? Some shit like this:


Also, I was admiring my old Kiwi shot glasses the other day, those would be something fun to do again IMO. If I recall correctly, there was going to be a range of different quotes on them so I ordered a few, but the total orders didn't meet the threshold for it so the manufacturer just had to do all the same. Pick the cream of the crop of random.txt and do another run of those.

 

[Null]

dude the stickers are CHEEEEEEAP. If people are willing to do $20/$40 orders like with shirts I can bang out like ten designs with holographic foils and all sorts of shit.

 

[#FF0000]

KIWILINGS!!! WE NEED KIWILINGS MERCH

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I would love stickers, there's are many commie/trantifa stickers in my area that need covering up. Also my laptop would like one.

 

[Orphaned Punk]

I want a kiwi plush.
I want a small/large kiwi plush.
I wanna hug and cuddle a kiwi plush.
I want to
Please. Thank you.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Some people have suggested something Cobes related, but that's too recent. Maybe some sort of reference but that's it.

in honor of our Gothic bad boy cobes, I am once again asking for Kiwi farms/lolcow themed tarot cards as I think they would look neat:

 

[retard strength II]

Shirts seem like they have been a huge pain in the ass and I know time constraints are a concern, but if you've been repersoned enough to reprint them I would love any of designs from older runs. I would buy them outside of Spooky Season.

Would definitely buy stickers, especially any cute kiwi bird ones. I already sport kiwi bird stickers day to day. Don't even need to be subtle in the design.

I also like the tote idea, but I am biased because I use the shit out of canvas totes.

Any merch, I'm there basically.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I'd like something that I can wear, display or use in public without having to fear that people who just know of KF will recognize. The hoodie and the t-shirts generally work, but I can't use the patches for example, even though there is one I really like. General Kiwi aesthetics work, but not the KF logo sadly. Or it should at least be somewhat hidden.

A nicely designed tote-bag would be a good idea IMO. It can also have a design that isn't limited to Halloween.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Shitpost answer: Halloween Sonichu medallions to spread the curse like The Ring or Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

Real answer: Stickers, Lanyards, keychains, mugs

 

[Sneed Force One]

A "Where's Waldo" mousepad with many kiwilings doing different actions and poses, with one Slobberdog hidden somewhere would be cute

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Doesn't matter what it is, I'll buy. That said, I like the stickers, desk mat and plush ideas. There's no end to the talent on the farms to come up with ideas and designs. May it go well, regardless of what you select.