Kiwi High: The Thread

[TM Ambrose]

So I heard Coach Jace was teaching Sex Ed but when he had to teach the male portion he had a panic attack. Is this true?

 

[FramerGirl420]

Will your dad drive us to Blockbuster so we can spend an hour choosing movies?

IDK, I'll have to call him (for real)

 

[Cuck Norris]

So I heard Coach Jace was teaching Sex Ed but when he had to teach the male portion he had a panic attack. Is this true?

Ugh I was in that class. Dewrito vomit everywhere.

 

[Ariel]

@chimpchan pulls the latest issue of Cosmopolitan out of her school bag

 

[Smutley]

Does anyone know what Professor Wu's degree is in? We're supposed to be learning about modern feminism but she just keeps shrieking that we're persecuting her and we should give her money.

Well ACTUALLY she's Counselor Professor Doctor Principle Wu, shitlord. Maybe if you didn't try and studentsplain what her role was you wouldn't get an F.

 

[The Joker]

Okay! I'll go! Just warn you I might be a little late due to gaming club and a tournament there. This better not tarnish my chances of becoming homecoming queen, you hear?

Don't tell finally, but if she wins, I'm going to dunk a bucket of pigs blood on her head!!!

 

[Rio]

So I heard Coach Jace was teaching Sex Ed but when he had to teach the male portion he had a panic attack. Is this true?

Yeah, that's why Fschmidt and intern Marjan were brought in. They're not technically employed at kiwi high I think. I'm pretty sure that they're outsourced from L.Shy high

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

The only thing they should be fed is bullets.

Please observe the food trapezium:

As you can see, bullets are in the middle and therefore they are of the highest nutritional value for the retard population in Kiwi High. It is important to deny them of this nutrition.

I'm Axolotl Counsellor.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Please observe the food trapezium:

As you can see, bullets are in the middle and therefore they are of the highest nutritional value for the exceptional individual population in Kiwi High. It is important to deny them of this nutrition.

I'm Axolotl Counsellor.

You forgot Doritos which are fucking expensive.

 

[Fialovy]

@chimpchan pulls the latest issue of Cosmopolitan out of her school bag

peeks over chimpchan's shoulder and turns bright red at the sex columns

 

[The Joker]

Does anyone know what Professor Wu's degree is in? We're supposed to be learning about modern feminism but she just keeps shrieking that we're persecuting her and we should give her money.

I challenged her to a drag race and she called school security on me...

 

[morganna]

Now taking applications for the clique of bitchy pretty girls who all secretly hate one another. I always wanted to be in that group.

Ooh! I'll be the one that nobody even pretends to like, and I'm only in the group to make the other girls look good by comparison.

 

[Glaive]

I'm pretty sure that they're outsourced from L.Shy high

Oh I think we are playing them in next week's game

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Ooh! I'll be the one that nobody even pretends to like, and I'm only in the group to make the other girls look good by comparison.

Axolotl Counsellor says this will be very good for your self-esteem.

 

[RP 520]

Rumor has it @FramerGirl420 is trying to win the homecoming queen. Good luck to her since she'll have to beat @Hunger Mythos who holds it right now as well as all the other freakin' awards in the school.

Damn overachievers.

 

[The Joker]

Axolotl Counsellor says this will be very good for your self-esteem.

I need to schedule a meeting. My dad says that he will beat me if I don't get into cwcville university next year...

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I need to schedule a meeting. My dad says that he will beat me if I don't get into cwcville university next year...

No meeting necessary, Axolotl Counsellor says you better get into that damn university.

 

[Fialovy]

Oh I think we are playing them in next week's game

You transferred from there, right?

 

[The Joker]

No meeting necessary, Axolotl Counsellor says you better get into that damn university.

Fuck you I'm gonna go backpacking in molvania!

 

[morganna]

Axolotl Counsellor says this will be very good for your self-esteem.

You're the best, Axolotl Counselor! I'll always remember your friendly words of advice; "Axolotl Counselor says find somebody who accepts you for who you are, unless they'd like something different. In that case, change."