Kiwi High: The Thread

[AnOminous]

I'm forming the Gay-Straight Alliance. Meetings after school but no white, cis, straight, male or abled people allowed.

There needs to be a Gay-Straight Alliance to beat up the trannies. Especially the tucutes.

 

[Trickie]

I'm still the AP Art teacher, and I'm still doing all the stoned new age stuff, but recently I've had myself and the whole class painting with our feet instead of our hands, and I'm calling it a "fresh and engaging new form of expression", when in reality it's because my arms got broken by the Gay-Straight Alliance.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I'd love to be the grumpy old janitor with a heart of gold that keep a tiny collection of exotic lizards in formaldehyde; and every night before I lock up the school I eat one.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Shit the high school is still here?

I thought it got abandoned after I smashed down and pushed all the lockers to the ground and vandalized all the walls with Pink and Purple spheres.

 

[AN/ALR56]

How well do you guys treat exchange students from favelado high?

 

[Overcast]

Dear Diary,

Things only seem to be getting worse here. Remember when I said I made friends with a guy named Jin? Turns out I'm not really into his sexual escapades. Let's just leave it at that.

I tried getting closer to the ladies here at Kiwi High, but they all keep saying that "they already have a boyfriend". I tried asking my friend Marijan for advice, but he keeps telling me about how horrible western women are and that they need their bones broken.

There's also this weird trend going on where some of the other students are begging for money via something called "Patreon". I've seen a guy named Phil and Dobson trying to get people to pay them money to play old video games and make shitty art respectively.

It gave me an idea though. Perhaps if I have a Patreon, I can get some money to get people to like me! Then my love quest will finally be over!

I'm gonna go set up an account soon! But first, I gotta watch this movie for class tomorrow. Something called "Gen Zed". Looks very progressive!

See ya later!

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Spoiler: Wow, an excuse to use this pic.

So, what're we going to do about Barneyfag? He keeps running up and down the hallways screaming about how that one classroom keeps playing Barney and that we need to kill the kids there. It's getting obnoxious.

Also Thonis keeps hitting on the girls. Can we beat him up?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

https://kiwifarms.net/media/running-to-date-ed.474/full?d=1442165628
I am late for class

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm in detention for my autistic act. There is a rotten mango in the desk.

 

[BrokenEntity]

Okay guys, I just got my midterm today from Kiwi High. Here's some of my results alongside some comments from the teachers.

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MIDTERM FALL 2015:
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DATING EDUCATION WITH MR. CHANDLER:
GRADE: 95%
COMMENTS:
"He did well this year. For a floating head, I didn't think that he'd be able to find a partner, but I was proven wrong. Keep zapping to the extreme, Broken!"
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BIOLOGY WITH MR. COOLIDGE:
GRADE: 92%
COMMENTS:
"He did well. Wasn't afraid to ask questions. Had some trouble with reshiram biology, but he pulled through."
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SOCIAL STUDIES WITH MRS. WU:
GRADE: 83%
COMMENTS:
"N/A"
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PHILOSOPHY WITH MR. BATE:
GRADE: PASS
COMMENTS:
"Mr. Bate was put into jail. All students have been given a PASS grade."
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ENGLISH WITH MR. STRIKER:
GRADE: gud
COMMENTS:
"null is a nigger whO SHOULD DIE"
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To be honest I should probably go into virtual school.

 

[DuskEngine]

lmao you pack of faggots

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Well since this thread has been bumped....

Onision as the theology teacher. We don't learn anything really, and instead he just bitches about how bad religion is. He's also the obligatory teacher who's creepy around female students.

 

[Tempest]

@Asterisk appears to have gotten expelled after starting a fight with several students

 

[FBongRizzle]

Are you guys pretending to be in high school or something? I don't get it, I'm new. Either way it seems pretty on the spectrum.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Are you guys pretending to be in high school or something? I don't get it, I'm new. Either way it seems pretty on the spectrum.

Where do you think we are?

 

[Lackadaisy]

Are you guys pretending to be in high school or something? I don't get it, I'm new. Either way it seems pretty on the spectrum.

Yes, yes it is.

 

[Asuka]

@Heretics on Holiday is our own personal school shooter.

 

[Lurkette]

i am the shy yet beautiful and amazingly talented new student who everyone loves and/or hates (there is no in between)
i'm wearing a long pink flowey dress with matching pink flats with little peach roses on them and some pink GIR bows in my hair as well as black fishnets (but my skirt is so long you can't see them) and black eyeliner and black lipstick and my backpack is hello kitty teehee

 

[Tempest]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee

 

[Cacanus]

When is the next penis examination day scheduled ?