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[MasterDisaster]

This thread has the makings of ultimate self-sustaining; there's no limits to the lolcows and the people who need to 'defend' them from the scary people on the internet. It's hard to tell what's worse, really. Either it's a legion of white knights or a parent so stupid they think social media gets anything other than jackshit done.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Have. A. Good. Night.

i vote for this to be one of the random lines that show up at the top of the forum pages.

 

[MrTroll]

We're making fun of people for sending emails complaining about us making fun of other people. They're like... meta lolcows.

 

[Lunete]

It's like a mother and child lolcow duo. I love it.

 

[Arctic]

Dear Leader's justice is so swift!

 

[ON 190]

I never posted this but I received it just over 12 days ago.


The following message has been sent from Cowlick via the contact form at Kiwi Farms.
False Crimes Claimed Repeatedly
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Several times in several different threads, several members have made reference to me raping, biting, or in other ways attacking children, knowing no such thing ever happened.

This makes me so god damned happy.

 

[Boundman]

I need to find a better way to post these.

I think my next step is contact all news and talk shows...

Because the Internet and talk shows mix so well.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I'd start with Maury Povich. He'd tackle this with tact and grace moments before someone sperged out and/or shit their pants.

 

[Varis]

Welcome to the internet. Some people here are assholes, just like in real life. It is not other people's responsibility to protect you from embarrassment.

On 2015-07-23, Free Pizza wrote:
Have. A. Good. Night.

Where is my free pizza?

 

[GS 281]

Why can't JustinRPG's mom come on here. She was hot. She would probably show tits if people would leave her son alone. Tbh, he never got it bad; he was lol-worthy but not like a huge lolcow. Just sorta like the retarded cousin you have who is slightly more retarded than what is funny.

 

[sonichuis44]

It's not like we're breaking into their email accounts or digging through their trash to find this stuff. These people are putting things out on the public internet, then getting mad when other people on the public internet make fun of them for it. That's like me masturbating in my front yard every morning then accusing the neighbors of stalking me when they tell their friends I curve to the left.

 

[koanromic]

OH man this thread has given me quite the giggles.

Thank you for this Bounty of Laughs Null. Can't wait for the next set of emails.

 

[Cid Highwind]

Count on Baby Boomers to not comprehend the phrase "do not feed the trolls". Maybe if the fucking Beatles had titled a song that, it would be something they could understand.

 

[Remilia]

This left me in tears. Thank you, almighty Null

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Count on Baby Boomers to not comprehend the phrase "do not feed the trolls". Maybe if the fucking Beatles had titled a song that, it would be something they could understand.

What did you think the Blue Meanies were supposed to represent?

But yeah, I'm endlessly amused by the number of people who literally do not comprehend how the Internet works. If you wouldn't be prepared to do it out in the street, then don't do it on the Internet.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Because the Internet and talk shows mix so well.

Half related, but I thought I'd share this for more Internet/TV Talk show fun.

Still, can't wait to see what else comes from the whole debacle.

 

[butt in trouble]

"those pictures were stolen"
If you publicly post something on the internet then you've already given consent to anyone with a computer to view it. And nobody is required to say nice things about you.

 

[Dollars2010]

@Null please post the messages about good ol' Peppy and his badger den. They are truly magical.

 

[Cynical]

This thread reads like all the butthurt messages anyone documented by ED has ranted in, but only more pathetically hilarious.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

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