Kiwi-Chan

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This shit is fucking gay and so is anyone trying to make it a thing
A cute female mascot is gay?

Hmm let me consult my Masculine Book for Masculine Manly Men™.

Fe-male, wo-man, and the Manosphere author (whom I buy his branded thongs to make sure I'm extra manly) says that the idea of cuteness is a haram Jewish psyop.

...I get it now, liking the opposite sex = gay. Thank you manly men of the Internet and modern soyence, off to my BVLL I go.
 
Kiwi-chan with her kiwi.
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Apparently kiwis don't like being pet...
burn animeniggers into a crisp
decapitate animeniggers with a machete
sacrifice animeniggers to elder gods
throw animeniggers off of rooftops
spaghettify animeniggers in a black hole
rape animeniggers
report animeniggers to the FBI for drawing underage looking characters
make animeniggers partake in the festival of termina
debilitate animeniggers
use forbidden magic on animeniggers
use animeniggers as pig fodder
turn animeniggers into a stew
permaban animeniggers
create an animeniggerpocalypse
fuse all animeniggers into one pile of flesh
then launch the pile into the orbit using bezos exploding rocket
total animenigger death
 
It's really funny some of you think "weebs should kill themselves" is ironic or that Null's critiques have been anything but the most diplomatic way possible of saying that.
This shit is fucking gay and so is anyone trying to make it a thing

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So I had a dream about Kiwi Chan tonight.

Null was Shrek, in the middle of a swamp, throwing literal shit at Lord Farquad's Men in Tights, shouting "GET OFF MY SWAMP!". Kiwi Chan was on the side cheerleading Shrek, pom-poms et al.

Near the end, after Men were running away while screaming "Run away! Run away!" Shrek turns to Kiwi Chan screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!". At this very moment, in a poof of smoke, Kiwi Chan turned into Princess Lidl Drip the Ogress.

Then I wake up. @grok, what the fuck was that about?
 
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