Kiwi-Chan

[Junk Dog]

Felt hecking wholesome and valid.

Without my bigotry.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Wanted to post this fun fact about 2025 Kiwi-tan.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

I'm thinking about making a mascot for animal control, is this the correct thread for talking about that?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm thinking about making a mascot for animal control, is this the correct thread for talking about that?

Yes.

I think you should make it Kiwi-Chan in a fursuit.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Yes.

I think you should make it Kiwi-Chan in a fursuit.

Here's my concept:
A grey anthropomorphic wolf with a postal dude-style outfit that works as a zoophile/animal abuser hitman and is happily married to kiwi-chan. He also hates furries a lot and has fantasies about putting them in gas chambers.

But there's a problem, i fucking suck at drawing furries so I should learn a bit at first.

Edit: I know, this is autistic as fuck. But I thought it was a funny idea lol.

 

[whatever I feel like]

It should be a morbidly obese man in a Kiwi costume that makes his fatness look normal, of course.

 

[NaggotFigger]

WIP of Kiwi-chan.

 

[█████████]

Can someone design some Kiwi-chan merch for the 2025 Merch Thread? I really love her design and I'd buy something with her on it, like a desk mat or something. Maybe her with the wplace pixel kiwilings.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Did this doodle of Lolcow/Stanchion Kiwi-chan. Basically a batshit hillbilly redneck form of Kiwi-chan.

She has a big forehead, as you can see. The overall has a cow pattern to it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Basically a batshit hillbilly redneck form of Kiwi-chan.

"Milkin' cows is hard but honest work."

 

[NaggotFigger]

Made Nosferatu Kiwi-chan for Halloween 2025. Also, her blood lances and swords are named Gae Bulg, Longinus, Lævateinn, Hǫfuð and Gungnir. Basically a vampiric cyborg form of Kiwi-chan. If you get the reference, you get a free candy for Trick o' TREATS from FAAAAAAAAAT RICK, stlaker child.

If you don't know, the halo is her third eye, named .

 

[Dr. Butt]

I think it would be even funnier if she just wore The Classic and some jeans, because troons mald really hard when ladies wear a shirt and trousers but still look like ladies (because they are ladies).
And a kiwiling pin instead of a pronouns pin, maybe it can say lol/lmao/even.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it would be even funnier if she just wore The Classic and some jeans, because troons mald really hard when ladies wear a shirt and trousers but still look like ladies (because they are ladies).
And a kiwiling pin instead of a pronouns pin, maybe it can say lol/lmao/even.

She also should have that on the spectrum facial expression to be true to life.

 

[NaggotFigger]

More Kiwi-chan. Neon art.
If you don't know, the Kiwilings are mentioned, albeit they were represented to be her followers/"children". Like pixel mascots along with the hampsters, kiwis and some pigeons following along her and Mutt-chan. Has a pin, but it's usually hidden precisely when she leans forward.

0:30

Redraw of these combined:

Spoiler

Her headset redesign is based from the Parrot Zik, but futuristic.


She has both a futuristic banhammer and a fuck ton of guns. Mainly brings her MG42 and M249 SAW. All of 'em are heavily modified for extra Dakka. Up to you to give her guns.

 

[AnOminous]

Kiwi-Chan needs to be cute as hell but also autistic cute. She can't be normal. She needs to have the tism.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Kiwi-Chan needs to be cute as hell but also autistic cute. She can't be normal. She needs to have the tism.

Of course, I'm on it. Gotta make her autistic Kawaii, 2000s style.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Doubleposting, but here's Kawaii Kiwi-chan, which is based from Pixyteri Purple (a.k.a Lolcow Salon Kiwi-chan, for gorls). Scrapped the subforum ideas, since they're redundant.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Kiwi-Chan needs to be cute as hell but also autistic cute. She can't be normal. She needs to have the tism.

 

[Slimpacks]

Heckin' wholesome and comfy

 

[NaggotFigger]

Slobbermutt-kun lineart. Real form of Slobbermutt-san, albeit he could just split his body into him and her; but he prefers deceiving retarded niggers through skinwalking as a chick for a nickel and laugh at it in apathy. He wore the same jacket as hers, and could shapeshift the jacket into a seat whether he likes it or not.