💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

I just "watched" (I had to listen to it in audio format while other tabs were open) the 2019 stream which I had heard of several times in the last few months, but did not catch in real time. I was completely out of the sektur from around the time of the Healstream to around the time of AFPAC III (the one where Ralph used his own stomach as an armrest while conducting interviews, in the early days of his horse's pregnancy), so I did not catch that, Knoxville or AIM AIM AIM in real time. In '21, I was using the Healstream as a dialogue point about how the left was actually interfering with charity efforts and was completely unaware how far Ralph had fallen. I looked back into Ethan Ralph in early '22 and here we are. The "CP ring bust" has left me speechless. I just can't even believe for one second that Warski and Ralph were so disconnected from reality that they thought this was a good means to chase clout. It completely boggles the mind.
Remember, these two had quite a collection of active drug addictions at the time. With enough drugs everything makes sense.
 
Remember, these two had quite a collection of active drug addictions at the time. With enough drugs everything makes sense.
In their minds, they were probably having the fantasy that Dexter Morgan was having at the end of the first season of Dexter, where parades were being thrown in their honor for taking out the trash. Hearing them discuss in real time of "should we show it?" is surreal, because if you have to ask whether or not it can be shown, you definitely shouldn't be looking at it. Also, the decision to do it live and give the perpetrators a head start on covering their tracks is so mind boggling stupid that it defies description. And this doesn't even compare that by "curating" it for general consumption, you are indistinguishable from a perpetrator and, in effect, no different than the people you are ostensibly undermining.
 
In their minds, they were probably having the fantasy that Dexter Morgan was having at the end of the first season of Dexter, where parades were being thrown in their honor for taking out the trash. Hearing them discuss in real time of "should we show it?" is surreal, because if you have to ask whether or not it can be shown, you definitely shouldn't be looking at it. Also, the decision to do it live and give the perpetrators a head start on covering their tracks is so mind boggling stupid that it defies description. And this doesn't even compare that by "curating" it for general consumption, you are indistinguishable from a perpetrator and, in effect, no different than the people you are ostensibly undermining.
What really gets me is that while in posession of that material AT NO POINT DID THEY FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE BY POSESSING CP, ANDY WAS JUST EDITING IT LIKE HE WAS EDITING A PICTURE OF A COUCH. WHY IS HE SO FUCKING COMFORTABLE AROUND CP ? WTF ? AND THEN THEY INTERVIEW A LITTLE 14 YO GIRL SAYING TO HER HEY ABOUT THAT CP WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT ?
 
Ashton and Andy really remind me of Jack Sprat and his wife, insofar as Andy can draw the paypigs and Ashton can draw an audience. For reasons that boggle my mind, Andy was able to run a paypig pen even when he was publicly shunned. If we operate on the assumption that the Casino does have the population of a small town watching any given show (the degree to which view counts are inflated is unknown, as is the number of sock accounts to unique users, but lets just grant that at least 1000 unique viewers exist), then the paypig shoutout could be viewed by a sick mind as the same as the mayor holding a keys to the city ceremony in your honor. If one were to perceive all 3000 live viewers as organic people, the paypig gets the perception that 3000 people stopped what they were doing in appreciation for this noteworthy act of philanthropy. They could lose 95% of their audience and lose less than 5% of their donos. But if the non-pig audience shrinks and the more the non-pig audience is hostile to the pigs, the more likely the pigs are going to go in search of another slaughterhouse. Theoretically, they could lose a lot of traffic without a revenue hiccup, but this would also put them in the precarious position of their pigs seeking a new streamer. Then again, many of the paypigs precede the Casino, so it's hard to know.
 
Ashton and Andy really remind me of Jack Sprat and his wife, insofar as Andy can draw the paypigs and Ashton can draw an audience. For reasons that boggle my mind, Andy was able to run a paypig pen even when he was publicly shunned. If we operate on the assumption that the Casino does have the population of a small town watching any given show (the degree to which view counts are inflated is unknown, as is the number of sock accounts to unique users, but lets just grant that at least 1000 unique viewers exist), then the paypig shoutout could be viewed by a sick mind as the same as the mayor holding a keys to the city ceremony in your honor. If one were to perceive all 3000 live viewers as organic people, the paypig gets the perception that 3000 people stopped what they were doing in appreciation for this noteworthy act of philanthropy. They could lose 95% of their audience and lose less than 5% of their donos. But if the non-pig audience shrinks and the more the non-pig audience is hostile to the pigs, the more likely the pigs are going to go in search of another slaughterhouse. Theoretically, they could lose a lot of traffic without a revenue hiccup, but this would also put them in the precarious position of their pigs seeking a new streamer. Then again, many of the paypigs precede the Casino, so it's hard to know.
In this crazy world we live in btw it's not Tardski and Asston that are at fault but us for bringing up their sins AND DARING TO USE CAPS LOCK WHILE DOING IT. And they come here in the thread like a bunch of dumb niggers with non arguments and start complaining because we just crash the reality that their e-daddies just ain't any better than the people they criticize. But it's really not the thread's fault that Andy Warski livestreamed CP, it's not the thread's fault that PPP sodomized a little kitten to death, it's not our fault that they are pedoshielding metokur masochist and there is more stuff. And they blame the thread and even straight up blame me like i am their rapist or some shit "YOU DID THIS TO ME", while shaving all their hair like Britney Spears. It's just insanity but i guess the dreaded BIG WIDE COCK OF CAPS LOCK RAPE IS TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING.
 
The smugness in PPP's response when he denied the orgy was truly an example of spiking the ball on the 10 yard line. He tried to position his message as if the charges were completely debunked and take the focus completely off the fact that they've been shouting out the greatness of MM for years, even going so far as to accept 5 figure gifts from him. The tone of the response was completely and utterly off compared to the seriousness of the reality that they spent the summer of 23 partying with a loli enthusiast. He was so smug, as if the victory had already occurred, only to change his tone immensely to "I don't think MM and Wetbeetus are the same person, but I can't verify that with 100% certainty, but please bare with me through this trying time." Ultimately, it was Andy's steam list and their history of providing disgraced paypigs a means to reinvent themselves that annihilated any honest doubts. At this point, it requires willful and concerted ignorance to cover up their active role in selling validation to perverts, AT BEST, and possibly joining in on the perversions at worse. We have a LOT of circumstantial evidence that make the latter very plausible and ironclad proof of the former.
 
Now THAT is a lie, PPP is too fat to rape a cat, let alone have sex
Well it was his brother that had the hot iron in hand. Basically the event was that Croc and PPP got a hot iron rod and sodomized their family cat Mister Meow to death with it. Then PPP went around and kept telling the story to his friends and even to Surfer which is how it reached our ears. When confronted with that allegation he didn't deny it, and he deflected that Surfer "jerked off an alpaca".
 
This stream from a week ago has 15,500 VOD views and 980 unique chatters while the 9:43:54-long stream was live.

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This stream from a couple days ago has 108,100 VOD views and 982 unique chatters during the 15:17:20-long stream.

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That's right, 5.5 additional hours of stream time, 92,600 additional VOD views, and a grand total of 2 (two) additional unique chatters.
 
Totally organic viewership there...

Who knew so many would tune in to watch a real life 1 intelligence character play New Vegas.
Once he gets inside the Gomorrah, it's game over, he won't have the willpower to ever leave.

Added in edit: If Ashton were playing, he'd never make it out of the Ultra-Luxe, whether as diner or as main course. And second course. And third course. And enough leftovers to make Tad Gunderson's Brahmin farms obsolete.
 
Wait a minute. Norm McDonald, Fallout New Vegas, a show from 2014/2015, the Happy Days mashup, repeated references to Knoxville. His professional companionship business is infused with the mid to late 2010s, when Warski was a rising figure and at his peak, however you choose to define that. His hugbox is all about denying the last 6 years and reliving his pre-Uber days. They are not unlike people who hold Peloton stock thinking it will regain its value any day now. Save your confederate dollars boys.
 
IT IS MY BELIEF THAT PPP, AKA ASHTON JOEL PARKS, DOES NOT WASH HIS ASS AFTER POOPING

DURING ONE STREAM A FEW MONTHS BACK, PPP INTERRUPTED THE SHOW TO ANNOUNCED HE DESPERATELY NEEDED TO TAKE A DUMP LEAVING ANDY SUDDENLY ALL ALONE WITH THE CHAT. AFTER A MERE 5 MINUTES HE RETURNED. GIVEN THAT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THAT, WITHIN A MERE 5 MINUTES, HE MANAGED TO TAKE A DUMP, WIPE, WASH HIS ASS OUT (PRESUMABLY IN THE SHOWER BECAUSE THERE IS A 0% CHANCE PP OWNS A BIDET), THAN RETURN TO STREAM, AS WELL AS GIVEN HIS NUMEROUS STATEMENTS ABOUT TOILET PAPER (MOST RECENTLY WITH FOUSEY AND THAT ONE STREAM OF HIM POOPING AND NOT WIPING, LET ALONE WASHING, AFTERWARDS), IT CAN BE SAFELY PRESUMED THAT PPP BELIEVES, ERONIOUSLY, THAT MERELY USING TOILET PAPER IS SUFFICE TO CLEAN ONE'S ASS AFTER RELIEFING HIMSELF (SPOILER ALERT: IT IS NOT)

GIVEN THAT PPP IS 29 YEARS OLD, AND WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME HE HAS NEVER WASHED HIS ASS IN HIS LIFE, THIS MEANS THAT PPP WALKS AROUND WITH 29 YEARS OLD CRUSTED POOP SMEARED ALONG HIS ASSCHEEKS. IS THIS THE KIND OF PERSON WE REALLY WANT TO BE LECTURED OR MORALIZED BY? A MAN WHO LACKS THE DECECY TO WASH HIS OWN ASS? I THINK NOT. I SAY THAT A MAN WHO CANNOT EVEN WASH HIS OWN ASS IS NOT A MAN AT ALL BUT MORE LIKENABLE TO A FILFTHY COMMON SWINE
 
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Well it was his brother that had the hot iron in hand. Basically the event was that Croc and PPP got a hot iron rod and sodomized their family cat Mister Meow to death with it. Then PPP went around and kept telling the story to his friends and even to Surfer which is how it reached our ears. When confronted with that allegation he didn't deny it, and he deflected that Surfer "jerked off an alpaca".
TF 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 damn ABG has opened my eyes on this POS.

THE GUNTCUCK'S DEGENERATE VOMITOUS IS PROBABLY MORE GUT-CHURNING AND MACABRE THAN RETARD CP COKESKI(!!!) FUCKEN HELL. THE GUNTCUCK HARD DRIVE MUST BE SEARCHED!!!! I BET EVEN MELTON WOULD BE LIKE, THATS FUCKED UP.
 
IT IS MY BELIEF THAT PPP, AKA ASHTON JOEL PARKS, DOES NOT WASH HIS ASS AFTER POOPING

DURING ONE STREAM A FEW MONTHS BACK, PPP INTERRUPTED THE SHOW TO ANNOUNCED HE DESPERATELY NEEDED TO TAKE A DUMP LEAVING ANDY SUDDENLY ALL ALONE WITH THE CHAT. AFTER A MERE 5 MINUTES HE RETURNED. GIVEN THAT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THAT, WITHIN A MERE 5 MINUTES, HE MANAGED TO TAKE A DUMP, WIPE, WASH HIS ASS OUT (PRESUMABLY IN THE SHOWER BECAUSE THERE IS A 0% CHANCE PP OWNS A BIDET), THAN RETURN TO STREAM, AS WELL AS GIVEN HIS NUMEROUS STATEMENTS ABOUT TOILET PAPER (MOST RECENTLY WITH FOUSEY AND THAT ONE STREAM OF HIM POOPING AND NOT WIPING, LET ALONE WASHING, AFTERWARDS), IT CAN BE SAFELY PRESUMED THAT PPP BELIEVES, ERONIOUSLY, THAT MERELY USING TOILET PAPER IS SUFFICE TO CLEAN ONE'S ASS AFTER RELIEFING HIMSELF (SPOILER ALERT: IT IS NOT)

GIVEN THAT PPP IS 29 YEARS OLD, AND WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME HE HAS NEVER WASHED HIS ASS IN HIS LIFE, THIS MEANS THAT PPP WALKS AROUND WITH 29 YEARS OLD CRUSTED POOP SMEARED ALONG HIS ASSCHEEKS. IS THIS THE KIND OF PERSON WE REALLY WANT TO BE LECTURED OR MORALIZED BY? A MAN WHO LACKS THE DECECY TO WASH HIS OWN ASS? I THINK NOT. I SAY THAT A MAN WHO CANNOT EVEN WASH HIS OWN ASS IS NOT A MAN AT ALL BUT MORE LIKENABLE TO A FILFTHY COMMON SWINE
Listen Suffah, if you want me to wash my ass, I'm gonna need to see some subs buddy. Come at me with a serious offer.
 
I checked the logs, you were banned for "starting slapfights" and immediately after that expired, you are starting slapfights again, seething about this thread's direction and how much you dislike it. Get a fucking grip.
Just so you know, I wasn't the one that threadbanned you. I didn't even threadban that other user for making shit up about my involvement with Torswats and CX. You have to be a special kind of retard to get threadbanned from here. Cry about caps lock AND GET ALL CAPS IN RETURN HOLY SHIT SHOCKER AMIRITE???
I think Medicare's fanthread is gay. Guess what? I ignore it and so can you.

Don't care if you banned me as much as I care that you and other jannies do nothing to stop this thread from being a trash fire, a singular sperg has posted nearly a thousand replies in this thread since the drama started not one month ago, responsible for about 50 pages worth of unreadable all caps spergery.

I care that you jannies consider me the one that slapfights and still consider me slapfighting when they are the ones that reply to and try to provoke me, they are basically a deranged psycopath egged on to sperg for the laughs, but i get jannied because i wrote a dozen posts arguing that the wetbeetus was a total faildox, this is biased janitorial work at its finest.
 
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