💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Honorable mentions:

“HOL-EEE!”
“LOOK! A-ASHTON, LOOK!”

“This is just…beyond.”
“I’m now 420 days sober *clap clap clap*”
“Hi Liannaaaaaaa~”
BY THE WAY…GUYS! G-g-go to Twitter RIGHT. NOW. and RE. TWEET. my|Ashton’s tweet!”
“UH-MAGINE. ASHTON. UH-MAGINE.
- "Mad love everyone, mad love!"
- "CASINO WHALESINO FOR 50 D-D-D-D-OLLARS!!"
- "Aaaashhhhh (gayest voice possible)
- "May I take a piss Ash?"
- "I went to the gym out today, my abs, biceps triceps..." (goes into entire workout schedule that totally happened)
I love this show. hahaha
 
I don't like watching Kino Kasino because every time Andy Warski goes "WAIT" or "WOOOAH" or "CHAT" I know he is about to go tell the most myopic, barely relevant story about his lame life as what he is about to say is some sort of life lesson. His stories aren't long, but he tells them so frequently and it is always to interrupt a clip after something funny happens. I don't want to listen to Andy Warski give a lolcow counseling, and I can see it coming a mile away when his is about to stop the show and Ashton to spout the most vapid, worthless shit; or to tell an unfunny joke. The funniest part about Warski's jokes is that Ashton will often just no-sell it or just go back to what he was saying.
 
The gumroad content, in particularly the cuckada shit is really good if you wanna know how bad we have it up here. It's refreshing to say the least because the Canadian content creator is an endangered species
 
idk guys I never really had a problem with the casino. As white noise in the background while working it does its job. I don't even mind andy and his overuse of warskisms and the sound board. Perhaps my brain is just smooth enough that it doesn't bother me like a black person and their fire alarm battery noise
 
- "Mad love everyone, mad love!"
- "CASINO WHALESINO FOR 50 D-D-D-D-OLLARS!!"
- "Aaaashhhhh (gayest voice possible)
- "May I take a piss Ash?"
- "I went to the gym out today, my abs, biceps triceps..." (goes into entire workout schedule that totally happened)
Don't forget classics like:
-"I love boxing, I'm never going to stop. I'm training for a fight right now" (hasn't stepped into the ring since Salt Papi gave him further brain damage)
-Pressing a completely irrelevant soundboard clip and giggling nonstop like a toddler
-Unprompted giggling like a toddler
-Unprompted screaming
-"This is the craziest thing I've seen legally" (Allusion to him viewing child porn with Ralph?)
-"Gonna put a B in your H" (I don't think he's said this since the Abortski arc)
-Getting angry at a $2 slot machine toy
 
I don't like watching Kino Kasino because every time Andy Warski goes "WAIT" or "WOOOAH" or "CHAT" I know he is about to go tell the most myopic, barely relevant story about his lame life as what he is about to say is some sort of life lesson. His stories aren't long, but he tells them so frequently and it is always to interrupt a clip after something funny happens. I don't want to listen to Andy Warski give a lolcow counseling, and I can see it coming a mile away when his is about to stop the show and Ashton to spout the most vapid, worthless shit; or to tell an unfunny joke. The funniest part about Warski's jokes is that Ashton will often just no-sell it or just go back to what he was saying.
The funniest thing about Tardski is how Randbot is forced to pretend that the Kino Casino is popular because of Warski because Rand hates PPP.

The gumroad content, in particularly the cuckada shit is really good if you wanna know how bad we have it up here. It's refreshing to say the least because the Canadian content creator is an endangered species
Is there a channel out there that posts the pirated Cuckada videos? I don't want to give Warski money
 
-Pressing a completely irrelevant soundboard clip and giggling nonstop like a toddler
-"This is the craziest thing I've seen legally" (Allusion to him viewing child porn with Ralph?)
“BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHIIIILD PORN?!”

I’m not going to lie sometimes when he drops that one I laugh. Like 25% of the time if it’s context relevant.
 
Since people are talking about Warskisms, the biggest problem with the show is the donations.
Every time PPP has some good rant going on Warski interrupts it with "HALT THE SHOW. CASINO TOLERATOR GIFTED 5 SUBS"
Just do it like Metokur, separate the donations from the main show for fucks sake. The clip channel is the only watchable format.
 
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Since people are talking about Warskisms, the biggest problem with the show is the donations.
Every time PPP has some good rant going on Warski interrupts it with "HALT THE SHOW. CASINO TOLERATOR GIFTED 5 SUBS"
This has been a vocal complaint from the debut of the show. Andy is too stupid to let Ashton cook and HAS to interrupt him. For sure this issue has been brought to Andy's attention. He either doesn't care or is actually incapable of correcting this behavior.

I don't think they need a completely separate dono segment, and in truth they might even get less donos if they do it like that. But if Andy could just not be a enormous retard and time his dono readings even a little better it'd be fine imo.
 
This has been a vocal complaint from the debut of the show. Andy is too stupid to let Ashton cook and HAS to interrupt him. For sure this issue has been brought to Andy's attention. He either doesn't care or is actually incapable of correcting this behavior.

I don't think they need a completely separate dono segment, and in truth they might even get less donos if they do it like that. But if Andy could just not be a enormous retard and time his dono readings even a little better it'd be fine imo.
My time working with him. I can tell you exactly why this happens... He doesn't want you showing him up on HIS show. That's it. It jealousy that YOU might be funny, interesting or insightful. You might actually entertain the audience and his completely non-existent self-esteem gets him upset that HE isn't the center of attention. Wonder if Ashton has run into Andy stealing his ideas and jokes to pass it off as his own on the show yet?
 
watching last night's episode, I can't believe the tipster lore that failure created him and is also fucking dead now, Donga got him
I know, that was crazy to hear. It was like a heart problem right? People having heart issues should prob lose weight and failure was looking thicc as of "aim aim aim" which is the last time i saw him.
 
When they lived together Andy shouted over Ashton's material less and the show drastically improved, probably out of fear that PPP might pin him on the ground and rape him again. Glad to see Warski learned nothing the second he moved out though.
 
Honestly Andy can be really annoying at times but I find Tardsky moments really funny. Any time he showcases his room-temperature IQ and lack of self-awareness I can't help but laugh.
I think my all-time favorite Andy moment was:
PPP: "We don't do call-ins because they suck"
Andy: "A-and they interrupt the show"
Hearing that sentence from Andy fucking Pausesky just left me howling.

I also love how every time he tries to make a comparison his only frame of reference are videogames and capeshit movies. "W-whoa Ash, this is just like Silent Hill!".
 
My time working with him. I can tell you exactly why this happens... He doesn't want you showing him up on HIS show. That's it. It jealousy that YOU might be funny, interesting or insightful. You might actually entertain the audience and his completely non-existent self-esteem gets him upset that HE isn't the center of attention. Wonder if Ashton has run into Andy stealing his ideas and jokes to pass it off as his own on the show yet?
This is what I always assumed. He loves to interrupt PPP when he’s on a roll or being entertaining. It’s out of petty jealously.

He’s such an annoying twat that really adds nothing but retarded stuttered interjections that I’m mystified how he ever found any audience as a streamer. His first show was with JF? Was it just the amusement factor of obnoxious Pepe LePew and stuttering retard trying to talk politics?

If only Andy had been born 20 years earlier he could have been part of Howard Stern’s whack pack. Stern thought having a stutterer on radio was hilarious but ended up with John who was just a moron who faked a stutter. Andy is a moron with a real deal stutter.

(Also why doesn’t he get it fixed? Is it’s because it’s his only unique feature? It’s weird hearing a stutter in this day and age because they can usually fix them as long as there isn’t organic brain damage)
 
This is what I always assumed. He loves to interrupt PPP when he’s on a roll or being entertaining. It’s out of petty jealously.

He’s such an annoying twat that really adds nothing but retarded stuttered interjections that I’m mystified how he ever found any audience as a streamer. His first show was with JF? Was it just the amusement factor of obnoxious Pepe LePew and stuttering retard trying to talk politics?

If only Andy had been born 20 years earlier he could have been part of Howard Stern’s whack pack. Stern thought having a stutterer on radio was hilarious but ended up with John who was just a moron who faked a stutter. Andy is a moron with a real deal stutter.

(Also why doesn’t he get it fixed? Is it’s because it’s his only unique feature? It’s weird hearing a stutter in this day and age because they can usually fix them as long as there isn’t organic brain damage)
Andy had Warski Live before JF. He would do it with Chris. It wasn't that huge, because at the time making videos were still making money. Once the adpocolypse hit, then Andy started streaming a lot more. Because they were making chicken feed from their videos, so streaming with donations were it. Chris hated streaming and like to make videos which he did pretty much all the work. He would write the script, research and edit them. Andy would just take the credit for being a creative mind behind the video.

Andy's stutter... Well he claims it was from early childhood abuse. First he claimed it was sexual abuse, then it was physical abuse and finally psychological abuse. A lot of us that were his friends doubt this abuse ever actually happened. He just wanted people to feel sorry for him because of the stutter. He thought if he used those excuses that people would be less likely to attack him if that was the narrative. His stutter always kicks up when he is stressed out, excited or drugged or drunk.
 
Andy's stutter... Well he claims it was from early childhood abuse. First he claimed it was sexual abuse, then it was physical abuse and finally psychological abuse. A lot of us that were his friends doubt this abuse ever actually happened. He just wanted people to feel sorry for him because of the stutter. He thought if he used those excuses that people would be less likely to attack him if that was the narrative. His stutter always kicks up when he is stressed out, excited or drugged or drunk.
Absolute bullshit. Stutters are not caused by childhood abuse or trauma. They can however be exacerbated when a child is stressed or anxious- but it doesn’t cause a stutter. Experiencing abuse or stress can just make it more pronounced. They have found genetics play a large role in stutters and its motor function related. The only thing childhood abuse/stress can do it make a person feel stress or panic more often, and for insignificant reasons, and therefore they stutter more often.

The old trope of the evil angry father yelling at his child for stuttering, only for the child to stutter more, is true because the stress and fear exacerbate it. But angry abusive dad did not cause the stutter, he just makes it worse on a kid.

Even more bizarre is Andy’s love of coke/meth. Terrible choice of drug for a guy with a stutter, he’d fair much better on downers. I bet if he only drinks the stutter is far less apparent. Learning simple relaxation and breathing techniques would probably cut the stutter in half. The stutter gets turned up to x10 when he’s excited or anxious to say something (something stupid usually).

It’s still crazy a guy with a stutter as bad as Andy’s does broadcast content. It’s like a Howard Stern joke made real. It’s also bizarre that while Andy wants a streaming career so badly but he’s never seriously addressed the stutter. Spend months role playing a boxer and working out to get his ass beat? Yup. Spend months visiting a speech therapist x2 a week and doing speech therapy exercises? No way.

It’s funny you mention Chris doing all the work. I guess that’s why Andy had to put “a guy who edits” in his Twitter bio. I always thought that was really strange because editing is definitely not his strong suit. In fact I think his only strong suit now is PPP being to lazy to learn OBS so he needs Andy.
 
@MirnaMinkoff his editing is terrible. There were many times I had to help him edit something because he nuked his friendship with Chris. His original cuts that he had were terrible. I had to come in and help him make things a bit more visually dynamic and also had to punch up his scripts all the time. Basically his scripts were gays jokes either about sucking dick or getting fucked in the ass and that's it.
 
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