🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Here's Kobes latest videos:
Short video. Working on a new album which is going to be called Rebel Revolution. Chilling out watching Ken Dominic (?) on his birthday stream Age is only a state of mind. Ottowa has a pretty clock tower. Starts watching the stream in silence. Technology man. New Album. Ends video.
Start:
Cooking chicken breasts in bacon grease. Puts beer into the chicken and seasoning. Going to make chicken alfredo.
2:35:
Flipping the bird joke. Flips chicken. Splashes grease everywhere so he has to stop and clean up.
4:30:
His spaghetti turned out good even though he wasn’t happy with the meatballs. No seasoning on the bacon but put seasoning on the chicken. Didn’t fully clean up but trying to clean as he goes.
6:50:
Puts wine on his chicken. Puts extra virgin olive oil on the chicken.
8:20:
Using store bought angel hair pasta for his alfredo. It would take too long to make the pasta himself. Chicken must be cooked same way as bacon, until it’s no longer pink in the middle. Successfully flips chicken without getting grease everywhere again.
11:20:
Pre-cooked the bacon because he’s cooked bacon so many times on his channel. Chicken is done. Puts it on the plate with the bacon.
13:20:
Going to start cooking the noodles. Butter in pan. Beer in pan. Olive oil in pan. Wine in pan. Pasta in pan. He put the whole box of pasta in. More beer. Water in pan.
17:31:
More wine in pasta.
19:42:
Having a glass of wine while he waits for the pasta to cook. Does his intro. again. Has a smoke and some wine while waiting on the pasta to cook. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Waiting patiently for noodles to boil.
22:30:
Audio is going to suck but he’s making the best of it, just like in life. Talks about his meatballs.
24:37:
Puts wine back in kitchen. Turned the stove up.
25:20:
Drinking wine. One glass of wine is all he needs. Explains what he’s cooking again.
26:47:
Kobes’ apartment smells delicious. Explains what he’s cooking again.
27:43:
Your boy King Cobra likes to cook, he’s no Gord Ramsay or mythical kitchen but that’s okay.
29:00:
Shills his Teespring.
29:41:
Goes into the kitchen to check on the pasta. Pasta is boiling. It will take a while but angel hair pasta doesn’t take long. If it turns out well Kobes will store the recipe in his memory in his Cobra archive. Talks about his new album. Explains what he’s cooking again. He won’t add mozzarella in with the noodles while they’re cooking this time because the last time the pasta all stuck together even though it was a good idea. He’s cooking this to prove he can’t just cook pizza.
34:15:
He doesn’t cook all the time on his channel because he runs out of ideas but when he gets a good idea like this chicken alfredo he’ll do a video. Checks on pasta.
35:27:
Shows off pasta, turns down the stove so the pot doesn’t boil over. Alcohol is for 21 and up. Stay safe in the pandemic. Explains what he’s cooking again. Says the boglim thinks he can cook, takes a sip of wine and looks smugly at the camera. Explains what he’s cooking again.
39:11:
Kobes likes pasta, cheese and wine. Put the two together …..
40:18:
Lists off the other ingredients he’s going to put into the sauce (chips, ranch, 4 cheese sauce and mozzarella)
41:52:
Checks on pasta. Going to finish his cigarette and then go back to cooking. Explains what he’s cooking again.
44:45:
His ingredients are what he could get at the store, no offense but he’s not claiming to be making anything authentic. Back into the kitchen. Tastes pasta. Says you can taste the white wine in the pasta. Empties pasta water.
48:26:
Reads sauce jar. Pours jar of sauce into the pan and drinks sauce out of jar. Pours a jar of ranch into the pan and drinks ranch out of jar. Adds beer to pan. Adds wine to pan. Stirs pasta monstrosity.
52:11:
Adds butter to pan. More ranch into pan. Stirs pasta monstrosity.
54:37:
Shows what the pasta looks like. Breaks up bacon and adds it to the pasta. Pasta la vista baby. Stirs pasta monstrosity.
57:49:
Cleans up counter.
58:23:
Cuts up chicken and adds it to the pasta. Chicken is cooked. Thinks he cooked too much chicken for the pasta but he’ll save it for later. Leaves half a chicken breast for a snack for later. Better to have extra than not enough.
1:03:21:
Mixes up the chicken into the pasta monstrosity.
1:05:15:
Adds more olive oil into pasta. Cleans up.
1:06:51:
Adds ruffles to pasta. Mixes up pasta monstrosity. Pot is overflowing.
1:10:27:
Adds mozzarella to pasta. Spills mozzarella. Stirs pasta monstrosity.
1:12:34:
Lets pasta simmer and makes some GFuel #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Goes to his chair to smoke while the pasta simmers.
1:18:04:
Not making garlic bread this time because he doesn’t feel like it. Going to have a glass of wine with his pasta because he is classy YouTube.
1:22:21:
One his next cooking video he’ll be making flaming hot Cheetos mac and cheese.
1:23:07:
Plates up pasta.
1:25:07:
The finished chicken alfredo. More wine to drink with the pasta.
1:26:37:
Yukbang. Kobes likes the chicken alfredo. Needs prawmajawn. Puts a handful of parmesan on the pasta.
1:28:44:
Has a stroke or something. Back to yukbang. Keeps doing eye twitches.

Lenin Lime did an edit of the chicken alfredo video:
 
Here's Kobes latest videos:
Short video. Working on a new album which is going to be called Rebel Revolution. Chilling out watching Ken Dominic (?) on his birthday stream Age is only a state of mind. Ottowa has a pretty clock tower. Starts watching the stream in silence. Technology man. New Album. Ends video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VLgB-kGXj6c
Start:
Cooking chicken breasts in bacon grease. Puts beer into the chicken and seasoning. Going to make chicken alfredo.
2:35:
Flipping the bird joke. Flips chicken. Splashes grease everywhere so he has to stop and clean up.
4:30:
His spaghetti turned out good even though he wasn’t happy with the meatballs. No seasoning on the bacon but put seasoning on the chicken. Didn’t fully clean up but trying to clean as he goes.
6:50:
Puts wine on his chicken. Puts extra virgin olive oil on the chicken.
8:20:
Using store bought angel hair pasta for his alfredo. It would take too long to make the pasta himself. Chicken must be cooked same way as bacon, until it’s no longer pink in the middle. Successfully flips chicken without getting grease everywhere again.
11:20:
Pre-cooked the bacon because he’s cooked bacon so many times on his channel. Chicken is done. Puts it on the plate with the bacon.
13:20:
Going to start cooking the noodles. Butter in pan. Beer in pan. Olive oil in pan. Wine in pan. Pasta in pan. He put the whole box of pasta in. More beer. Water in pan.
17:31:
More wine in pasta.
19:42:
Having a glass of wine while he waits for the pasta to cook. Does his intro. again. Has a smoke and some wine while waiting on the pasta to cook. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Waiting patiently for noodles to boil.
22:30:
Audio is going to suck but he’s making the best of it, just like in life. Talks about his meatballs.
24:37:
Puts wine back in kitchen. Turned the stove up.
25:20:
Drinking wine. One glass of wine is all he needs. Explains what he’s cooking again.
26:47:
Kobes’ apartment smells delicious. Explains what he’s cooking again.
27:43:
Your boy King Cobra likes to cook, he’s no Gord Ramsay or mythical kitchen but that’s okay.
29:00:
Shills his Teespring.
29:41:
Goes into the kitchen to check on the pasta. Pasta is boiling. It will take a while but angel hair pasta doesn’t take long. If it turns out well Kobes will store the recipe in his memory in his Cobra archive. Talks about his new album. Explains what he’s cooking again. He won’t add mozzarella in with the noodles while they’re cooking this time because the last time the pasta all stuck together even though it was a good idea. He’s cooking this to prove he can’t just cook pizza.
34:15:
He doesn’t cook all the time on his channel because he runs out of ideas but when he gets a good idea like this chicken alfredo he’ll do a video. Checks on pasta.
35:27:
Shows off pasta, turns down the stove so the pot doesn’t boil over. Alcohol is for 21 and up. Stay safe in the pandemic. Explains what he’s cooking again. Says the boglim thinks he can cook, takes a sip of wine and looks smugly at the camera. Explains what he’s cooking again.
39:11:
Kobes likes pasta, cheese and wine. Put the two together …..
40:18:
Lists off the other ingredients he’s going to put into the sauce (chips, ranch, 4 cheese sauce and mozzarella)
41:52:
Checks on pasta. Going to finish his cigarette and then go back to cooking. Explains what he’s cooking again.
44:45:
His ingredients are what he could get at the store, no offense but he’s not claiming to be making anything authentic. Back into the kitchen. Tastes pasta. Says you can taste the white wine in the pasta. Empties pasta water.
48:26:
Reads sauce jar. Pours jar of sauce into the pan and drinks sauce out of jar. Pours a jar of ranch into the pan and drinks ranch out of jar. Adds beer to pan. Adds wine to pan. Stirs pasta monstrosity.
52:11:
Adds butter to pan. More ranch into pan. Stirs pasta monstrosity.
54:37:
Shows what the pasta looks like. Breaks up bacon and adds it to the pasta. Pasta la vista baby. Stirs pasta monstrosity.
57:49:
Cleans up counter.
58:23:
Cuts up chicken and adds it to the pasta. Chicken is cooked. Thinks he cooked too much chicken for the pasta but he’ll save it for later. Leaves half a chicken breast for a snack for later. Better to have extra than not enough.
1:03:21:
Mixes up the chicken into the pasta monstrosity.
1:05:15:
Adds more olive oil into pasta. Cleans up.
1:06:51:
Adds ruffles to pasta. Mixes up pasta monstrosity. Pot is overflowing.
1:10:27:
Adds mozzarella to pasta. Spills mozzarella. Stirs pasta monstrosity.
1:12:34:
Lets pasta simmer and makes some GFuel #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Goes to his chair to smoke while the pasta simmers.
1:18:04:
Not making garlic bread this time because he doesn’t feel like it. Going to have a glass of wine with his pasta because he is classy YouTube.
1:22:21:
One his next cooking video he’ll be making flaming hot Cheetos mac and cheese.
1:23:07:
Plates up pasta.
1:25:07:
The finished chicken alfredo. More wine to drink with the pasta.
1:26:37:
Yukbang. Kobes likes the chicken alfredo. Needs prawmajawn. Puts a handful of parmesan on the pasta.
1:28:44:
Has a stroke or something. Back to yukbang. Keeps doing eye twitches.

Lenin Lime did an edit of the chicken alfredo video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RjZPZVGKJNs
When did he last shower? His hair is so greasy. I'm guessing well over a week.
 
When did he last shower? His hair is so greasy. I'm guessing well over a week.
When he did his tactical soap shower video probably

Sorry for double posting but BCV posted the link for the Wendy's Saga video:

Edit:
 
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Hide chat to truly enjoy premiere.

Edit:

Review of 7 dollar sub. Beatboxing, isolation and depression. Not a sponsor.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iaWMn4LQtYE
What's the weird background noise in this one?
 
The sub review (which was fucking sad btw) this parrot said "what kind of party sub do you like ? Let me know below in the comments" and the FUCKING COMMENTS ARE DISABLED STILL LOL

The Wendy's saga is great. I was super active in the GKC universe then. Brought back memories.

I forgot Couch Chris had been arrested. Would love to see where he's at today.

Also, a little nostalgia for hard-working Josh who's actually secretly dipping into a bottomless savings account 🙃
 
The sub review (which was fucking sad btw) this parrot said "what kind of party sub do you like ? Let me know below in the comments" and the FUCKING COMMENTS ARE DISABLED STILL LOL

The Wendy's saga is great. I was super active in the GKC universe then. Brought back memories.

I forgot Couch Chris had been arrested. Would love to see where he's at today.

Also, a little nostalgia for hard-working Josh who's actually secretly dipping into a bottomless savings account 🙃
The story of him getting a fine for nearly crashing into a cop car while going out to buy butter is one of my faves and I didn't expect it to be part of the Wendy's saga video
 
Let us not forget Chris didn't have a shirt and was super lazy. His solution: let a regard drive his one valuable possession lol
Also Couch Chris seems like the type of person to be completely unfazed about being out and about without a shirt.
 
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Speaking of Couch Chris, my all time favorite Kobes video is him passive-aggressively reading YouTube insults at him as an oblivious Chris seems to be completely incapable of understanding the ulterior motive, ending the video giggling as he seemingly thinks Josh waved him over to the computer to show them how stupid the haters are.

A "hard working" Cobra becoming more and more frustrated with the laziness and stupidity of someone else was gold at the time, but hindsight with where the sexy gothic bad boy ended up years later makes it S-tier.

 
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