🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Storms passing by....hahaha...yessssss. Missing Cobes. Spent several moments feeling patriotic reeling in this bass today 23391.jpg toobz. Green fish to cook on my black grill grate, so mote it be. Jk I threw back.
 
Calling for storms in my area this evening. Storms and 4th of July? TMDWU 🫡
Theres actually a storm not too far from me, and it's blowing towards us. Looks like the dark Lord never left us, praise cobra's magic! The most American hero who saved us from isis, today we not only celebrate our wonderful country, but we also raise an extra glass for the most patriotic bad boy motherfucker who ever lived! :semperfidelis:

If heaven is real, I'd bet Ben Franklin is being Cobra's wingman, showing him the patriotic way to absolutely slay puss while being bald.
 
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and like...loved his grandparents, and tried to help the homeless, and just had a heart of gold.

But gold is a soft metal...
100%. He literally would invite homeless people to stay with him if they had nowhere to go. This happened to the point where Clint had to step in and stop it. Josh cared and loved people of all walks of life.
 
Spent the day with my closest friends, enjoying the post thunderstorm weather (Josh totally conjured the storm from beyond BTW).


Got properly drunk and had a wonderful 250th. Praise Cobra's Magic, I hope all you Cool Cobra's had a magnificent holiday. TWU.
 
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I cut back on my drinking awhile ago so i had a can of the beer braised steak pringles for the 4th, i saw them and immediately thought of our boy. he would've loved these
Indeed, he would have loved those, and even that wouldn't be enough. He'd "food hack" them by pouring a can of beer directly into the Pringles tube, not realizing that it's not watertight. He'd make a mess of himself dripping all over the place, and it would have been glorious.
 
Indeed, he would have loved those, and even that wouldn't be enough. He'd "food hack" them by pouring a can of beer directly into the Pringles tube, not realizing that it's not watertight. He'd make a mess of himself dripping all over the place, and it would have been glorious.
Or he'd include the chips in food hacks while not including the foods on the cans.
 
Theres actually a storm not too far from me, and it's blowing towards us. Looks like the dark Lord never left us, praise cobra's magic! The most American hero who saved us from isis, today we not only celebrate our wonderful country, but we also raise an extra glass for the most patriotic bad boy motherfucker who ever lived! :semperfidelis:

If heaven is real, I'd bet Ben Franklin is being Cobra's wingman, showing him the patriotic way to absolutely slay puss while being bald.
We ended up getting one with pretty gnarly lightning. Thank you Cobes for sending it my way :semperfidelis:
 
Semper fidelis to all of us who have spent several years being patriotic. Hope the hangover from the 4th of July drink combos isn't too bad but it is what it is toobz.
 
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