🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Johnny Dang]

i find some it to be unpleasant to look at like when he's naked or the final supper one he did

The ones where he photographs naked women rub me the wrong way. While I am making an assumption that these women are his pupils, these just give me the vibe that he is taking advantage of his position a little bit.

Maybe I am reading into it too much, maybe part of being an art student is becoming comfortable with being the subject of someone else's work, or maybe they aren't even his students and they were willing volunteers from the Casper community. I don't know... just feels a bit weird to me.

 

[chimpSculpture]

There's this clip of Cobes predicting his age and cause of death exactly, this is from a stream he did 14th March 2019.

But there's actually an even older clip from the year before, 12th September 2018 of him making the exact same prediction.

0:23

Hope it was a tasty one Cobes, 343434.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Maybe I am reading into it too much, maybe part of being an art student is becoming comfortable with being the subject of someone else's work, or maybe they aren't even his students and they were willing volunteers from the Casper community. I don't know... just feels a bit weird to me.

Idk dude it sounds like you're reading into it. Clint doesn't come off as the kind of guy to coerce women into doing this kind of thing, and being a college professor, he would be acutely aware of how weird it would be to be photographing his own students, and what light it would paint him in. Plus it'd make him a sicko, and he's the dad of the #1 Anti-Sicko Advocate. Cobes may not have listened to Clint for a lot of things, but he didn't get those "fuck rape, fuck sickos" views from nowhere.

Clint totally only photographs consenting, of-age, alive females, and it's all cool.

There's this clip of Cobes predicting his age and cause of death exactly, this is from a stream he did 14th March 2019.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hFMyo0xChXk
But there's actually an even older clip from the year before, 12th September 2018.
heartAttack2018.mp4

Hope it was a tasty one Cobes, 343434.

Seriously, I didn't even realize 2025 was the year of the snake until last week. Age, cause, and in the zodiac year of the snake. It just isn't coincidental.

 

[Muze]

part 3 ...

... TWU​

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

The ones where he photographs naked women rub me the wrong way.

Clint totally only photographs consenting, of-age, alive females, and it's all cool.

Clint is a strange man, but he loved his boy dearly. He is also very unsure of himself and tries to hide it beneath a veneer of "wacky/zany", which is why he always wears those godawful shirts. As for any use of his art? Given his tech-boomerism, I'm surprised he got to where he did, although it does nothing for me at all. He's no sicko, though, and has a good relationship with his parents, who also loved Josh without end.

 

[chimpSculpture]

"Albert Einstein smoked weed for his Asperger's"

0:24

 

[Fishnumm]

"Albert Einstein smoked weed for his Asperge's"

einsteinWeed.mp4

no wonder cwc hated asperger's so much there all chads who get all the women and change da world

he was so jealous lol

 

[lordserpent]

The kingcobrajfs.rip website has been updated, the videos search is much better since I've completely redone all of the custom transcripts. They are much much more accurate. I'm very happy with them now.

I also fixed a very stupid bug where results would duplicate if you searched for more than one word at a time.

Spoiler: Josh said

Some interesting numbers of times certain words were said:

"even though"	2,504
"of age"	2,345
"troll*" (troll, trolls, etc)	16,259
"goth"	3,335
"wom*", (woman, women, etc)	33,128
"boob*" (boob, boobs, etc)	1,185
"tits"	753
"titties"	549
"pussy"	3,243
"cunt"	1,473
"vagina"	479
"minge"	61
"governor"	216
"shag"	88
"sick of"	1,222
"snake"	724
"cobra"	20,863
"ozzy"	5,067
"clock*" (clock, clock-tower, etc)	2.890
"America*" (America, American, etc)	3,275
"you might be"	488
"gun*" (gun, guns, etc)	6,330
"black"	8,144
"green"	3,970
"weed"	1,940
"pot"	1,753
"cannabis"	1,171
"spice"	449
"smok*" (smoke, smoking, smoked, etc)	12,186
"nigger"	18
"negro"	14
"ass*" (ass, asses, asshole, etc)	26,075
"gay"	2,004
"homosexual"	50
"laura"	95
"mom"	2,103
"mother"	1,860
"fart"	924
"shit*" (shit, shits, shitty, etc)	52,873
"poop"	373
"piss"	2.069
"burger"	7,456
"cheese"	10,593
"dorito*" (dorito, doritos, etc)	2,573
"wendy*"	1,286
"food hack"	1,479
"facebook"	8,002
"youtube"	46,681

Spoiler: Correction

He actually said "faggot" about 551 times in his videos (that I have archived).

This is how many times Josh had said "faggot" in his videos if you were curious:

Again, if you have a video that is not on the site then please send it to me. I will credit you.

I added a "Random Video" button too.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

10,600 mentions of cheese.
This man talked about cheese magnitudes more often than sex. Truly had his priorities straight. That dedication to dairy would make our own Null blush. TWU toobz.
Thread tax but last time we went out eating at a local joint I couldn't help but think Cobes would like it there. With such a selection of giant sandwiches of corned beef, fried fish, fried chicken, bbq grilled chicken, porkchops and bologna that are served with whatever white gravy, tartar sauce, ranch dressing, honey mustard you please. All house made. But I saw a little old lady next to us get what I learned was a BLT salad that was an entree sized salad with a solid three inches of bacon on top of it. So needless to say I know what I'm getting next time we go there. I don't care what intestinal exorcism it may incur, I'm gonna get it for the king.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

10,600 mentions of cheese.
This man talked about cheese magnitudes more often than sex. Truly had his priorities straight. That dedication to dairy would make our own Null blush. TWU toobz.
Thread tax but last time we went out eating at a local joint I couldn't help but think Cobes would like it there. With such a selection of giant sandwiches of corned beef, fried fish, fried chicken, bbq grilled chicken, porkchops and bologna that are served with whatever white gravy, tartar sauce, ranch dressing, honey mustard you please. All house made. But I saw a little old lady next to us get what I learned was a BLT salad that was an entree sized salad with a solid three inches of bacon on top of it. So needless to say I know what I'm getting next time we go there. I don't care what intestinal exorcism it may incur, I'm gonna get it for the king.

it's not a want it's a cheese twu

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

I think it's funny because the irish lady mercilessly tears him apart, and I love the way she considers Cobes' art.

For real, there's something about Seizure's voice that catches my attention and I love when he and either Chauncey or BPF lose their shit over something funny.
If you haven't, I highly recommend checking out the livestreams. He has some really funny frequent callers like Morrissey and CoolTaste that keeps me coming back.

His voice is great. It sounds relaxing to me even when he's talking about Cobra doing something absurd.

At first I skipped the Chauncey episodes because I didn't care for his voice. He sounded "weasel-y" if that makes sense. But he has since grown on me, and his episodes are some of the best.

I really liked the Irish lass on the Clint's Art one -- enough that I still rewatch that episode even though it puts Clint's uncomfortable creations on my screen. I wish she was in more episodes.

I've only watched a few of the lives. They seem harder to get into. Livestreams in general don't appeal to me because I'm not particularly interested in hearing someone say: "Hey, chubbylover69, thanks for the $5 SuperChat!" over and over again. The Cobra Shopping Network live confused me, but I liked the eviction stream -- it gave me all the background on how and why Josh was kicked out of his apartment, even if it was a bit repetitive. I'll have to give more of them a chance.

I particularly appreciated the animations in the most recent SnakeBones videos -- like the dramatic recreation of Josh's retelling of his date and getting kicked out of the Dirt Bar (the "No Demon Talk" sign still cracks me up). I'm sure that takes a lot of work to put all that together, though, and it's fun sometimes to just listen to two Cobra-enjoyers chat for a bit.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I've only watched a few of the lives. They seem harder to get into. Livestreams in general don't appeal to me because I'm not particularly interested in hearing someone say: "Hey, chubbylover69, thanks for the $5 SuperChat!" over and over again. The Cobra Shopping Network live confused me, but I liked the eviction stream -- it gave me all the background on how and why Josh was kicked out of his apartment, even if it was a bit repetitive. I'll have to give more of them a chance.

I 100% disagree, the Seizure Robot livestreams are the closest spiritual thing to old school Art Bell that I've ever heard

 

[Johnny Dang]

I haven't stopped looping on Snake Bones. The Chauncey episodes are all kino, as are the BallparkFranks ones.

Chauncey is great, but the BPF ones just do it for me. This bit in the Rage and Shame episode where they analyze his worst meltdown is by far my favorite. Gets an audible laugh out of me every single time.

Idk dude it sounds like you're reading into it. Clint doesn't come off as the kind of guy to coerce women into doing this kind of thing, and being a college professor, he would be acutely aware of how weird it would be to be photographing his own students, and what light it would paint him in.

I am sure you are right. Clint hasn't done anything to signal that he would do anything like this. Its just the **mediocre nude art that makes me wonder about potentially abusing his position.

** I am no art critic and Clint is a much better artist than I am. I judge art by thinking "would I hang this in my house?" and none of Clint's art would get a spot on my wall.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I am sure you are right. Clint hasn't done anything to signal that he would do anything like this. Its just the **mediocre nude art that makes me wonder about potentially abusing his position.

** I am no art critic and Clint is a much better artist than I am. I judge art by thinking "would I hang this in my house?" and none of Clint's art would get a spot on my wall.

I don't wanna get autistic, but the tl;dr is beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In the end, there's a lot of qualifiers to art, and you gotta make mediocre art before you can make great art. You gotta try stuff, make stuff, and see what works and what doesn't. If that means you take some nude pics, then so be it.

 

[Mr. Beavis]

Clint good dad. Clint love his boy.

 

[Umaibae]

Saw a commercial announcing Little Caesars has their own special Mountain Dew now. RIP Cobes, you would have loved spending $45 to DoorDash this.

 

[Muze]

part 4 ...

... TWU​

 

[Big Nasty]

I added a "Random Video" button too.

I tried it, it gave me "Goth Dangerfield fart joke".

 

[lordserpent]

10,600 mentions of cheese.
This man talked about cheese magnitudes more often than sex. Truly had his priorities straight. That dedication to dairy would make our own Null blush. TWU toobz.

I think Null would point to Josh's poor taste in cheese as an example of the average Amerimutt's preference of goyslop cheese.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

I think Null would point to Josh's poor taste in cheese as an example of the average Amerimutt's preference of goyslop cheese.

Poor taste? You better not be badmouthing the fine cheeses of Lucrane and Sarenghetto, boy!