chimpSculpture
kiwifarms.net
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- 1 de Oct, 2019
ATTENTION ALL COBRA DEMONS:-
If you have received an official KingCobraJFS shirt from ExumedVisions, the Cobra Cult Threadless store, or wherever. It is your DUTY to get into your stinky green tinted couch chair your childhood dog died in with your brand new shirt on, then to beat off all over yourself like the goth wanker you are until you fall asleep in your bug infested chair.
Preferably using the 480p video you recorded on your iPod of your first girlfriend. If necessary this can be substituted with Chaturbate, extra credits will be provided if you your current girlfriend is cleaning your kitchen, looking for your treasure whilst you are on Chaturbate in the other room.
I don't make the rules, I just follow them.
If you have received an official KingCobraJFS shirt from ExumedVisions, the Cobra Cult Threadless store, or wherever. It is your DUTY to get into your stinky green tinted couch chair your childhood dog died in with your brand new shirt on, then to beat off all over yourself like the goth wanker you are until you fall asleep in your bug infested chair.
Preferably using the 480p video you recorded on your iPod of your first girlfriend. If necessary this can be substituted with Chaturbate, extra credits will be provided if you your current girlfriend is cleaning your kitchen, looking for your treasure whilst you are on Chaturbate in the other room.
I don't make the rules, I just follow them.