🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Pitckus]

Are you trying to fucking kill me?

After he died, I did two of the peach things and one of the green over half the day and was still praying for death for like a week two days.

Coward.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Coward.

Let me stay sober enough to figure out how to get the fish cooked and work on the pizza so I can sit it out on the stove overnight. GAWDDAMMIT!

 

[JaneThough]

I'm slightly pissed. I specifically took today off of work so I could have a couple of nasty drink combos and watch Cobes, but here I am sitting out in the middle of fucking nowhere waiting for a vendor that doesn't even need me to be here- because nobody wants to take accountability for doing their fucking job.

But are you FUCKING SICK OF IT

i just ate some za its now ghost food

The ghost buffet he must be sat at today.

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

For the holiday I decided to try a pickle shot for the first time because it sounds like something kinda gross that Cobes would drink. Turns out they’re DELICIOUS and now I’m absolutely fucked up on pickle shots.

I think this is what he would have wanted.

Let me stay sober enough to figure out how to get the fish cooked and work on the pizza so I can sit it out on the stove overnight. GAWDDAMMIT!

Unironically listen to this guy, sip some pickles. It's pretty much savory gatorade, and the vinegar helps keep your stomach from getting too upset. Not sure why, but it works.

Edit: works best with liquor, but works well with beer. Do NOT slam pickle juice woth beer or the foaming will make you explode.

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To those interested:
CEO of Chairbugs did a great tribute stream. He downed a glass of Cobra's mustard and squid drink.

NaL is live and food hacking while lightly bickering with her parent. Not interesting at all.

Hasslenuts is live and blowing some glass. For those unaware, he was a mod for awhile and made Cobra a few chalices and pipes.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Massive thunderstorm just went over my area, not even joking. Just picked up my dank spicy sauce, with onion, jalapenos, extra cheese yes please, bacon and pepperoni pizza with garlic butter. Josh summoning thunderstorms from the grave, tmdwu toobz. Cobra's magic is real, dood.

 

[poopshoes]

RIP Cobra I made a pretty dank spicy fish ramen foodhack earlier without even knowing it was your birthday today (forgive me), praise cobra's magic TWU. I really miss this guy more than I ever imagined..

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Bitesize was the Mountain Wizards this entire time???
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_677DNIBsz0

god i fucking miss him toobz

 

[Frunkiss]

Happy (belated) Hellish Birthday, Cobes!

Hat off to the greatest Youtoober. TWU.

 

[Fishnumm]

i got a peach monster gunna make a dank offering to the sexy goth bad boy

 

[Gef]

Man, odd to see the Bite rumor being confirmed by the man himself - I wonder how their relationship was then, before and after all that, apart from the well-known feud stuff.

Anyway, HBD, Josh.

Hope you guys are doing okay.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Not the worst I've ever eaten. Not good, though.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Bitesize was the Mountain Wizards this entire time???
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_677DNIBsz0

We already saw the tattoo place and Buffalo Wild Wings in the Now It’s A Party doc but everything else is new. What a cool watch. Wonder if Bite is gonna continue his own doc.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I shouldn't have eaten those other two slices of pizza.

Now I just want to vomit so my anus doesn't have to deal with it.

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

I shouldn't have eaten those other two slices of pizza.

Now I just want to vomit so my anus doesn't have to deal with it.

You don't have the intestinal fortitude of m'jord

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

You don't have the intestinal fortitude of m'jord

Neither did reactor number four.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I shouldn't have eaten those other two slices of pizza.

Now I just want to vomit so my anus doesn't have to deal with it.

the spicy sauce got me but we're chugging through youtoobz. Gonna try this Cobra's Candy Apple and see how it do.

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

Neither did reactor number four.

Vomiting can be a good way to release emotions, if you have to puke, let your grief go with it.
I'd still recommend some pickles juice or something, get some water and salt in you. Your concoction was intense, Cobro. It's gonna hurt.
Im celebrating myself, on my second fifth of rum. Happy birthday Cobra, thanks for being you.

 

[beverlymat]

Bogfoot

 

[Mike Tyson Any'tizers]

Had Midori but no Jack, so I got creative and mixed peach tea Crystal Light and tequila. It's disgusting. Just like the King would have made it.
Happy birthday, Josh. Miss you every day.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Hearing Cobra disagree with bitesize about how fans who just message Josh about how they love his stuff means nothing and saying how it actually means a lot to him warmed my heart. A few years ago I sent him a simple text, "ignore the trolls and keep rocking on" with a devil horns emoji. He replied with a simple "hell yeah dude" and that was the extent of our communications, but I deliberately keep my old phone for those simple few messages. I'm sorry to power level, but I'm drunk and still watching the new footage from Bitesize. Cobra is weirdly humble in the new Bitesize video, in a wholesome way.