🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

He's free to be the molecule that gives his troles cancer hahaha yesssth

 

[GettrGriftr]

I walked by this display today, and I immediately thought of King Cobes. Strange, innit?

 

[Big Nasty]

Fuck date rape!

 

[lordserpent]

For anyone who has visited the search page on kingcobrajfs.rip the last few weeks, you've likely seen the page has changed a few times. As of today I've completed what I wanted to achieve, searching will be much much faster (sometimes twenty times faster, or more) and much more accurate at finding results now. If you used the site to search for something just a couple of days ago, you'll have much better results now. There are now many more fields to use instead of just one. It'll no longer try to load thousands of results onto one page too.

As I promised, I've added transcripts that are not just ripped from YouTube's automatically generated captions. These transcripts are not perfect but I believe they are better than YouTube's own. Primarily they're more accurate but there is also no censoring, so you can now search for things like cussing. You can switch back to YouTube's transcripts anyway.

This is how many times Josh had said "faggot" in his videos if you were curious:

YouTube only generated their own transcripts for something like 80% of all videos uploaded, so previously you couldn't search these. You can now if you use my custom transcripts.

Spoiler: Transcription improvements

I created the transcripts using Whisper which is imperfect sometimes, especially with repeating lines and slightly off timestamps. But it is the best method I can find. If you have any suggestions for a better transcriber please contact me.
I've picked some random examples of the improvements and some limitations of the tool:

No censorship or omitting of bad speech words
[X4BU2tGYrRA] 00:49:58 chillin

YouTube transcript	[ __ ] that stuck up snobby little [ __ ] [ __ ] teas gutter slats
kingcobrajfs.rip transcript	Fuck that stuck up snobby little cunt cock teased gutter sluts
Reality	Fuck that stuck up snobby little cunt cock tease gutter slut

Better grammar, Josh's spoken language isn't perfect sometimes so it struggles
[wU1Yn-hSIeQ] 00:07:47 food review

YouTube transcript	I'm G be eating these for dinner because eye is full
kingcobrajfs.rip transcript	i'm gonna be eating these for dinner because the eye is full
Reality	I'm gonna be eating these for dinner because I is full

Correct spelling
[j-Ikqlclepo] 00:24:53 chillin

YouTube transcript	My tummyy's full of beer and I'm feeling sleepy
kingcobrajfs.rip transcript	My tummy's full of beer and I'm feeling sleepy
Reality	My tummy's full of beer and I'm feeling sleepy

The custom transcriber added the Han character for breast milk instead of homemade wine? Out of thousands of hours of video it only added a Chinese character like this once. Probably just a funny corruption.
[xD3VC8lG7xc] 00:26:46 chillin

YouTube transcript	I like brewing my own homemade wine
kingcobrajfs.rip transcript	I like brewing my own奶
Reality	I like brewing my own homemade wine

I know there are still missing videos not yet archived on the site. If you have them then please message me or email me, I will credit you.

 

[Muze]

Fuck you KingKobraJFS ...

... TWU​

 

[Big Nasty]

Youtube transcription sucks hard. I've seen it transcribe "Ash Ketchum" as "[ __ ] Ketchup"

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Youtube transcription sucks hard. I've seen it transcribe "Ash Ketchum" as "[ __ ] Ketchup"

To be fair, translating Cobes to English takes more processing power than Google has.

 

[Fishnumm]

later today i think ill send some mike tyson anytizers to the boy later today

 

[idkcumiguess]

later today i think ill send some mike tyson anytizers to the boy later today

I just sent him some KFC. So mote it be.

 

[Fishnumm]

I just sent him some KFC. So mote it be.

dank i did that last week too

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Supposedly the double down is back? I know the boys happy in his clocktower over the absolute mountains of the things he’s been receiving.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I sent the boy a genetic diet coke and a nasty brownie. Should give him the wet-n-juicys.

 

[Fishnumm]

Supposedly the double down is back? I know the boys happy in his clocktower over the absolute mountains of the things he’s been receiving.

it wasnt back where i went and i was pissed

 

[idkcumiguess]

it wasnt back where i went and i was pissed

Same, they did not have it at my local location

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

alright when the boy said "Every generation gets liquified." i think he meant every generation gets gentrified

"Every generation gets vilified."
That one is an advanced boglim malapropism.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

"Every generation gets vilified."
That one is an advanced boglim malapropism.
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He wasn’t wrong though.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I need to find something else to listen to while I go for walks, I've been repeating Seizure's Snake Bones and livestreams since the boy died.
Hope he feasts on ghost food in heaven.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

"Every generation gets vilified."
That one is an advanced boglim malapropism.
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I don't believe that Josh could actually consider such higher level thinking. I mean, he thought bread was a vegetable because grain grows in the ground. Before he became a wetbrain, the drugs helped keep him going at about 150% which kind of made him twitchy, but functional- at least on a level that kept him (briefly) employed and capable of providing basics for himself.

Despite the boy being debased by his detractors (as well as Clint) for years, I don't think he really understood the concept since he didn't really seem to comprehend generational gaps. His best friends were dumb animals and the elderly, with the few around his age group generally using him as a means to an end.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

I miss you King cobra I’ll wear my cobra angel shirt proudly forever.

 

[Big Lick]

My personal favourite was the one about how every race have their own niggers. He was right. Nigger is a state of being.

In one of his last video rants he said something along the lines of, "White people are the new faggots" which had me laughing for a while
I want to go back and extract the clip but I still have a tough time rewatching his stuff