🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[pooterino]

Was there ever any footage of Josh genuinely in hysterics?

Literally just some of the best and most hilarious footage ever recorded??

"FUCKKKKK YOUUUUU! I'LL SMOKE YOUUUUUUU. TO DEAAAAATHHHHHH!!!"

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

the most consistent person that lived
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I despise these holier-than-me vegans like the next guy and I like the fact that Cobes just tells us that plants are living things too, a thing that raging vegans fail to see from all of their moral posturing and condemnation of other people who eat meat.

Has anyone else not been able to watch Cobra vids since he died? I'm still in denial the little wizard is gone, I think

I watched his "cheasy pasta" video again just for some cheap laughs. I'll miss his exotic dishes that'll make an expert snob cook vomit with disgust.

 

[Fishnumm]

Has anyone else not been able to watch Cobra vids since he died? I'm still in denial the little wizard is gone, I think

i cant watch his worst drunken moments but i'm still watching some dank food hack videos

 

[the bog connection]

thanks for the pics cobros, gallery updated.

https://kingcobrajfs.neocities.org/cobesgallery

feel free to drop any others that you want added.
unfortunately it kind of fucking sucks on mobile, im gonna try and figure it out.
(also i reworked the main site page, but it also fucking sucks on mobile. TMDNWU.)

Has anyone else not been able to watch Cobra vids since he died? I'm still in denial the little wizard is gone, I think

ive been watching his old lives, they blend together and make great background noise. (unrelated but i dont know who terrance pop is and i dont care, but i cant watch any cobra content involving him because its probably the most annoying crap he ever made)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

the most consistent person that lived

He really was. An example being there's a video called "Equal rights for both sexs" from the gothickingcobra52 era in Clint's basement circa 2012 that's straight up a proto gender relations "double standards in our society toobs" type video. This is like 4-5 years before "gender relations rant" was a thing.

https://youtu.be/XiWDx4awP1c?list=PLGkVMlWyyPqkrvE6jjEWjg-7rKY6exM9X

 

[Umaibae]

crunch, that munch

This is a Cobraism that has (unfortunately) made its way into my personal vocabulary.

Holy fuck, I had never seen this one before. I am dying. It's so beautiful.

 

[Johnny Dang]

How in the world did I miss this one?

I've busted out laughing three separate times just while writing this.

Edit: 4 times now. He just looks so fucking serious about it.

Spoiler: Fucking Legend

 

[the bog connection]

How in the world did I miss this one?

I've busted out laughing three separate times just while writing this.

Edit: 4 times now. He just looks so fucking serious about it.

Spoiler: Fucking Legend

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this shirt was my absolute favourite from his shop, i wish i had bought it before he took it down.
also, i wish hedve stuck with the stache, probably the best styling of his facial hair before he essentially went full caveman.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

https://kingcobrajfs.neocities.org/cobesgallery feel free to drop any others that you want added.

The lesbian crotch grabber Cobra variant is one I rarely ever see posted.

 

['Ole Dente]

You guys remember Cobra describing giving oral sex to a woman as a "pussy job"?

There was a video I think where he described his foreplay in lots of detail and it's one of the funniest things, he describes it like

You gotta suck the clit and hold it against and inbetween your teeth, then you just suck and lick and suck and lick and suck and lick. Don't bite down too hard on it you just want the suction there.

We lost a fucking treasure

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I just got my Cobra Craft Wands hoodie, and I gotta say, it’s actually pretty quality, the print could be better but it’s about what I expected it to be from Customizedgirl. The beer holder is a lot nicer than what I thought it would be though, it’s actually insulated, and doesn’t hamper using the hoodie pocket too much. It even comes with a bottle opener on a bungee cord, and another string which would be nice for holding keys or something securely. Would definitely recommend it.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Was watching the new AI cobes music video from SkankHuntSeason and while reading the comments I saw one that piqued my interest. not sure if its the true and honest warlord but the thought of him not understanding AI is pretty funny

 

[AnOminous]

I despise these holier-than-me vegans like the next guy and I like the fact that Cobes just tells us that plants are living things too, a thing that raging vegans fail to see from all of their moral posturing and condemnation of other people who eat meat.

The only true life-lovers worthy of respect are members of the Jainist religion, who are fruitarians and refuse to eat anything that even kills a plant.

You will never be harassed by a Jain because of your diet, though, because another part of their religion is rejecting simplistic black-and-white views of morality, so they respect those who disagree with them and do not attempt to convert them.

 

[Agares]

He really was. An example being there's a video called "Equal rights for both sexs" from the gothickingcobra52 era in Clint's basement circa 2012 that's straight up a proto gender relations "double standards in our society toobs" type video. This is like 4-5 years before "gender relations rant" was a thing.
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https://youtu.be/XiWDx4awP1c?list=PLGkVMlWyyPqkrvE6jjEWjg-7rKY6exM9X

Darfliny awoke that long-dormant part of his memory in 2020 and it started a brain loop that lasted for the rest of his life.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

I rewatched The Brave Little Toaster for the first time since I was a child and I didn’t realize how sad some parts were. Hit me in the feels toobz.

Here we are, 2 weeks P.C. (Post-Cobra), and I still can’t go back and watch anything. It’s been a weird feeling just losing interest in anybody in this sort of eccentric person on the Internet space.

Is anyone else experiencing this?

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

thanks for the pics cobros, gallery updated.

https://kingcobrajfs.neocities.org/cobesgallery

This website is fucking awesome. Gonna throw in some pics here if you want 'em, no skin off my shoes either way. Man, I can't tell you how much I admire somebody that can make a single, simple request (whether it be cobra pics or a video archive) and then go actually finish what they set out to do.

Gonna share a story here that I think is relevant: when I started working on the (f)art contest website, I was really struggling with incorporating a voting system. I ran into a guy who apparently had experience coding websites, and after some discussion he assured me he could implement it. The next day I was baffled to be invited to some discord server he'd created that was named after the website; he was even bragging to me about wrangling Willo Davis into it (several years later I eventually learned who he was, until then the name had remained meaningless). It was inconceivable to me that before this guy had even done a crumb of work he was already making plans to lord over some gay server, and I wasn't having it. I immediately had him shut it down and then told him I would figure the website out on my own. lol I still remember angrily mowing my lawn that Saturday afternoon, I was pissed that I'd already wasted so much of the weekend when I really needed that time to finish the site.

The point of this story is that some people are more excited to fucking yap and exalt themselves than to actually work on something, they want to remain intolerable pissant time wasters that tickle people's balls with the whiff of some exciting project that will never, ever be completed. To see someone like you cleanly deliver something is incredibly refreshing and I'm glad you did it. Please enjoy these silly pictures of Cobra while I go settle my ass down. RIP king, we might laugh at these pictures but we love you

 

[Anonymous Pool Services]

>pic of Cobes with the carp lips fully distended, jerking off a bottle of girly drink vodka
my sides are in orbit

 

[Official Food Hack Tester]

im definitely going to need to scroll through his facebook again, i did the day after the news broke but i had to stop because he pretty frequently reposted ai shit and it was getting on my nerves. i gotta make peace with it though, because say what you want about ai but the line "long live ozzy, king of screams, hail king cobra midnight streams" has been bouncing around my skull for days now. way too catchy.

Urine Trouble Jessica from his suno is constantly in my head. Hilarious.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Wow, I did not expect a livestreamed funeral. Between that and the last minute decision to leave his channel/socials up, the grief is almost palpable. There’s nothing uncommon or remarkable about trying your best to honor the wishes of the decedent, even when going the extra mile at your own expense to cope with the grief. But to do it this way in Josh’s extraordinary case, knowing the inevitable tidal wave of trolling that’s coming, I can only imagine the grief he’s going through.

I’m really glad he knows a lot of us genuinely do love Josh at least. I haven’t seen any mention of what’s being done with Josh’s “estate”, he should really do an auction of his things. People were paying $400 for shoddy wands when he was alive, they could make a metric fuck ton for charity from one of his outfits alone.

 

[Jew York Aristocrat]

I feel so bad for this poor lil fella. Rest well sweet prince