🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

Clint must have done some of his picture editing. Kinda looks like Thanos snapped his finger at our boy
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Looks badass and gothic.

Does that mean his funeral won't be for almost another month or is he just doing the celebration of life event that late?

I'd imagine they probably had a private ceremony or are having one very shortly.

 

[ecrockedboston]

And at least one sicko already, from Discharge, Indiana, taken down following his passing. A sign of things to come. TMDWU.

What's the story behind that piece of shit, any way? Like, what his connection to Josh? He was an alog? Thought I read he was sending Josh Everclear?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

The whole month waiting time is good, plenty of time to filter the trolls and give a-logs a chance to latch on to a new host.

 

[DrNow]

What's the story behind that piece of shit, any way? Like, what his connection to Josh? He was an alog? Thought I read he was sending Josh Everclear?

Yeah, just another run of the mill retard who tried to make the cobraverse about him. Turned out he's a child molester. So he probably regrets drawing attention to himself now. By the looks of it he pissed himself and ran into hiding at the first sign of any scrutiny coming his way.

I'm choosing to take it as Cobes "I told you so" moment about sickos from beyond the grave.

 

[raticate]

chat gpt, make me an overly complicated mead recipe in the style of kingcobrajfs

 

[Hard R]

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chat gpt, make me an overly complicated mead recipe in the style of kingcobrajfs

the bot even added authentic misspellings

>oh look i did spell ingredients wrong GODDAMNIT

 

[Klaatu]

Going to get a tattoo today in memory of Cobes

 

[Rotogravure]

the bot even added authentic misspellings

>oh look i did spell ingredients wrong GODDAMNIT

Look completely legit like it's from Cobes own cookbook.

 

[Giant Machine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVff9IJ3v9M&t=455s

Put him on display with all his guitars.

Lenin/Mao commie mummy style somewhere in Casper.

Didn’t people in this thread claim Clint wanted to support autism speaks?

he was 34

That was the tactical soap guy. Not his fault, he's just an older dude who really doesn't know any better. I am in the same age group as the guy and I never heard of Autism Speaks either.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

https://chng.it/mvSB6yHVJh

 

[JaneThough]

i kind of hope when the time comes for clint to sort out the boys possessions he documents anything artistic he did. i.e. drawings and writings. but i feel evil and selfish for thinking that a man owes us any more of his son than weve already gotten. poor clint man. ik its already been said but josh at least gets to rest, clint has an uphill battle head of him though.

I’m happy to assist in the making of the KingCobraJFS catalogue raisonné

 

[ecrockedboston]

Yeah, just another run of the mill retard who tried to make the cobraverse about him. Turned out he's a child molester. So he probably regrets drawing attention to himself now. By the looks of it he pissed himself and ran into hiding at the first sign of any scrutiny coming his way.

I'm choosing to take it as Cobes "I told you so" moment about sickos from beyond the grave.

I imagine a lil' sippy-esque character, to borrow from the the Daniel Larson affair.

 

[Candover]

The only literary works of Cobes that I know of a are "A Special Blonde" and the "Demon Cobra" story.

There has been claims that he read self-written "erotic" (totally ridiculous) stories on a livestream one time.

This one. Also he has mentioned about a follow-up sequel or a continuation of A Special Blonde too.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

This one. Also he has mentioned about a follow-up sequel or a continuation of A Special Blonde too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9QscV65Ec4s

Too pure for this world. Fuck alcohol and tobacco (and duster).

 

[JaneThough]

Too pure for this world. Fuck alcohol and tobacco (and duster).

Fuck trolls too

 

[ecrockedboston]

Too pure for this world. Fuck alcohol and tobacco (and duster).

The obituary says heart attack was the cause of death. There's nothing that would have excellerated that more in a shorter period of time than duster. I feel like there's something criminal about sending a mentally deficient person duster with the intent of encouraging them to use it. All of that say; fuck duster especially!

 

[Candover]

The obituary says heart attack was the cause of death. There's nothing that would have excellerated that more in a shorter period of time than duster. I feel like there's something criminal about sending a mentally deficient person duster with the intent of encouraging them to use it. All of that say; fuck duster especially!

What baffles me is (possibly long) before the first duster package, someone sent him a box of those small N2O cartridges that you'd put in a whipped cream maker to huff, but he never used them and the box just sat on top of his microwave. I'm not sure why the duster was so intriguing to him over the N2O he already had access to. I'll see if I can find a screenshot of them. I think they were visible in one of his burrito cooking videos. iirc they were in a blue-ish box

edit: Meant N2O (Nitrous Oxide) my bad

 

[Ponzo]

Has anyone hit up CY Liquor, Frosties and Albertson’s to inform them the lifetime bans on him need to be lifted?

I don't know if this is old news, but the CY Liquor where Cobes got banned from closed shop and moved location in 2023. The old one is now for sale. The new location was closer to the Conquistadors.

 

[ecrockedboston]

What baffles me is (possibly long) before the first duster package, someone sent him a box of those small CO2 cartridges that you'd put in a whipped cream maker to huff, but he never used them and the box just sat on top of his microwave unopened. I'm not sure why the duster was so intriguing to him over the CO2 he already had access to.

Lets be honest, its the ease of access. I wouldnt be shocked if he had a few dab carts that never got used because he was the type to use an all-in-one (speculation on my part). I assume duster is way more toxic than CO2. Running all of that through my head made me think just how difficult it was to be the people who cared for him most ;(

 

[Candover]

Lets be honest, its the ease of access. I wouldnt be shocked if he had a few dab carts that never got used because he was the type to use an all-in-one (speculation on my part). I assume duster is way more toxic than CO2. Running all of that through my head made me think just how difficult it was to be the people who cared for him most ;(

Unfortunately most of the side effects of even N2O abuse are similar to alcohol, but especially balance, which he always seemed to have trouble with ever since the Conquistador's apartment. Huffing shaves literal years off your life. Don't ever do huffing, people. Not worth it.