🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[harmacist]

What are some good Josh drink combos I can bust out tonight that aren’t entirely horrendous and offensive to the taste buds?

Later im mixing cherry 7up with Tito’s for the boy. There are plenty of palatable combos you can make

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

The only reason you’re posting a worthless comment like this is to kick someone when they’re down, like a father who watched his 34 year old son literally drink himself to death. You posted this for your own amusement which says a lot about who you are

I'm not trying to be an asshole, It's just it's kinda ugly, all the situation, bruh, I feel that cobes didn't have nobody and that's kinda frustrating, die alone is like a horror story

 

[alphabetnigger]

Young age to die at. Makes me nervous about my own health and drinking habits.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Shit I may need to get some mt dew and root beer and try some of these

 

[Passacaille]

I've been following Cobes since his infamous birthday stream ("Drunk? I'll show you drunk!"), but learned about him quite some time before that from null's MATI Special on KingCobraJFS. I watched Cobra's stream live basically for the whole duration while working on something. I barely paid attention after a while, he was just repeating himself after all, but it was so nice to have in the background.

I used to have clips or streams of him a lot for a period, either while working, doing chores, falling asleep, etc. It was funny to pay attention to, but also not very distracting either. My favourite Cobra-content was his looping food reviews. It is regretful that those were always alcohol fuelled, but the journey through those loops always made me laugh after a dozen or so repeats of the same phrases.

I'm going to miss you, Cobes. Retards go to Heaven, Josh, whether you like it or not, so you better get used to mixing combos with Jesus. Sky-son brewed wine using only water, so I know you'll love him. Love him, and you'll love Sky-daddy too, just like you loved your daddy here on Earth. Sky-ghost will be working overtime down here, comforting the rest of us.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

I just hope we can learn to understand where Clint was coming from, maybe he could of done more but this is way to complicated for any of us to understand. It's easy to just say "group home!" or "just stop enabling him!" but that's something parents just do, no matter the cost. I pray Clint can find peace and just move on from this situation.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Yo, I remembered something, precisely I was the other day in FB lamenting about how Terry didn't have a chance and his mental illness was horrible, and a shit retard redhead with the face of soy came randomly to tell me how horrible was Terry Davis because MUH RACIST HE SAID THE N WORD, and he asked me if I was a racist too

I bet the fucking shit a-logs who poisoned Josh literally to death are exactly the same

Cheesy and gay as it may sound, some people can never look past the surface to see the beauty of the human soul. These people were tortured by their own lives, but they still had good in them.

Unlike so many other cows, the only people they ever truly hurt were themselves.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I brought myself to watch Clint’s video in full. I think if you are torn up about this situation it is important to do so. I understand the apprehension to the sadness it may cause but I believe it is what we owe Josh and his family at this time. Pull off the bandage of grief. I want to celebrate our fucking boy.

I was okay until the end sign off and then i started crying like a bitch. Clint loved Josh, he did his best in a no win situation. He was Josh’s biggest fan and supporter. I’m so devastated for him and it kills me that there will be undoubtably sick fucks that will reach out and harass Clint and cobras family to rub salt in the wound, and guilt trip them for what they perceive as causing cobras death or not doing more.

All memes and jokes aside Clint wasn’t a bad dad. And he shouldn’t and couldn’t have put Cobes in a group home.

 

[Drox]

Mostly a lurker but came here to say I hope he is at peace. Looking at his last video it seemed like he really needed help ASAP, sad that it was too late.

 

[Organized Derailment]

everybody's gotta junk up the thread with their two-cents.

Its a forum retard that's the whole point.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

RIP you will be missed.

 

[Meat Target]

The fundamental issue with redditors is that they're constantly swept up in this autistic moralistic fervor akin to the fucking chinese cultural revolution, where the top principle is "be a good heckin' person", and where "good person" means whatever the fuck they want.

Redditors are latter-day Pharisees who define "goodness" by their words and opinions, not by their actions.

 

[mixmaster]

2:49

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

I was okay until the end sign off and then i started crying like a bitch. Clint loved Josh, he did his best in a no win situation. He was Josh’s biggest fan and supporter. I’m so devastated for him and it kills me that there will be undoubtably sick fucks that will reach out and harass Clint and cobras family to rub salt in the wound, and guilt trip them for causing cobras death or not doing more.
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I guess I have to look his dad with more empathy...I guess you guys are right, TBH I imagine myself in the same situation and ... it's kinda hard take the best decisions specially if your special kid it's and adult and has horrible friends like Scraper Steve or couch Chris

 

[Joey42069666]

I have notebook LM I created with transcripts of all of Cobes yt videos (I'm happy to share this, or just share the transcripts)

What would Josh / King Cobra want fans to do in the event of his death?

In the event of his death, Josh, also known as King Cobra JFS, has not provided explicit, direct instructions for his fans. However, his recurring statements and philosophy on life, death, and remembrance throughout the sources offer significant insight into what he would likely want his fans to do:
• Reject Suicide and Cherish Life
◦ Josh is vehemently anti-suicide, frequently stating "Fuck suicide".
◦ He often cites his idol Danny Filth's advice that one should not kill oneself, as "You'll never know what you'll miss out on in life a warm winter's day or eating a hot dog".
◦ He believes that suicide causes immense pain and misery for "friends, family and my fans".
◦ His personal philosophy is to "appreciate what you have", to "enjoy all the time I have left" because "Every day I wake up is a blessing", and to "enjoy life to the fullest" as you "never know when your last moment happens". He sees "Life is beautiful" and believes there is "no reason to do it" if one is a decent person.
• Remember Him Respectfully and Continue His Creative Legacy
◦ Josh performs acts of remembrance for others who have passed, such as pouring drinks and smoking cigarettes in tribute. He would likely desire a similar respectful remembrance, focusing on his impact and creative output rather than negativity.
◦ He explicitly wants to be remembered for his "music and my crazy food hacks and food recipes and my wands".
◦ He often speaks of his unfulfilled creative projects, such as finishing his new album and his story "Dragon Cobra". He states he has "too much life to live" to complete these. This implies a desire for his creative legacy to endure, or perhaps even for fans to see these projects through or continue his style of content.
◦ He intends to "continue to make videos as long as I can" and states his fans are his "biggest motivators" for doing so. This suggests he would want his fans to continue to find inspiration and entertainment.
• Maintain His Community and Identity
◦ Josh places immense value on his fans, considering them "more important than the trolls" and referring to them as "family". He sees his supporters as his "Cobra Cult". It is implied he would wish for this community to continue supporting each other.
◦ While his public persona is King Cobra JFS, he frequently states a preference to be called "Josh" by his friends and fans. This indicates a desire for his authentic self, Josh, to be remembered over solely his stage name.
◦ He has also shown respect for his idols, such as Ozzy Osbourne, wishing for them to be left alone and respected, rather than harassed. It can be inferred he would wish for the same consideration for his own memory.

 

[Somewhat Spacey]

Later im mixing cherry 7up with Tito’s for the boy. There are plenty of palatable combos you can make

I did my own drink hack that I used to bust out when I was in college. Code Red Mtn Dew with Fireball Whiskey. It’s not my go to at all but felt dank enough to toast Cobes with.

 

[EnzoSantana]

Yo, I remembered something, precisely I was the other day in FB lamenting about how Terry didn't have a chance and his mental illness was horrible, and a shit retard redhead with the face of soy came randomly to tell me how horrible was Terry Davis because MUH RACIST HE SAID THE N WORD, and he asked me if I was a racist too

I bet the fucking shit a-logs who poisoned Josh literally to death are exactly the same

Terry had terrible schizophrenia , i doubt he was too aware of what came out of his mouth, he could only concentrate on programming and being a messiah or whatever he thought he was. plus statistics radicalized us all.

 

[AckAckAckAck]

logging in to pay respects

Cobes was one of those relatively innocent cows who attracted tons of projecting reddit tards and junkies who had seething detestation for some sperg making disgusting food, laughably bad music, and 3 hour long gender relations rants. RIP KingCobraJFS, hopefully that annoying Britbong can find another sperg he legitimately hates to grift off of.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

The idea that there were people sending bottles of everclear to an alcoholic is really infuriating for how straight up malicious that is.

Thats one of my main points of contention with redditors. Kiwifarms is supposed to be this big bad bully but the only times I see direct interactions with cows such as sending 180 proof liquor to a known alcoholic its almost always fucking redditors.

Let me honestly ask this, even before Cobe's passing, if some guy came into this thread bragging about sending Cobes everclear how would this thread react?

 

[Gorilla Milk]

I've seen people on Twitter being schizos and theorizing that he was murdered by the BogWitch.

Unlikely. He was clearly suffering from severe alcoholism and that lead to respiratory issues - the Cyanosis would explain the blue lips he had.

Cyanosis is caused by lack of oxygen in the blood. So it seems like Cobes suffocated to death.

Puff is waiting for you at the Rainbow bridge.

Rest in peace man.