🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[City Slicker]

Genuinely tragic. TMDNWU

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Tomorrow is my birthday what a horrible gift what a horrible year

 

[Johnny Dang]

Oh damn, I just remembered Cobes "Ghost food" theory that after we eat something, it becomes available to ghosts to consume.

We all owe it to the King to pound some little squeezers, drink combos, and canned fish this weekend.

Do your part.

 

[Balkanized Butthole]

Here to pay my respects to the realest one to ever do it, getting wasted tonight in your honor dood

 

[FrogMinutes]

This is literally THE site that encourages behaviors,

at worst this site is a gossip website. at best it's a place to archive shit people do.
I can't think of anyone on here on Josh's thread ever wishing bad things on him.
reddit I can, those retards wanted him homeless. people here just want to see the man speak.

 

[lurkin]

this reeks of seething wannabe tradwife with a barren womb

Smells of putrid arbys roast beef flaps.
Everyone say HEY NAL! Cant wait to see your prison arc ya dumb clout chasing cunt.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Cobes is likely dead yet Foodie Beauty still lives, I hate this world right now.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Yet 'Raxx is still breathing. Smh

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I’m imagining his ghost phone blowing up in the afterlife.

One of his strange beliefs was that the living have to eat and drink to feed the dead. So we have to eat food hacks (after they have cooled down overnight) and imbibe drink combos to keep his ghost satisfied.

I am and will be in denial until further notice.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Cobes dying soon after Ozzy is like when a loyal dog dies soon after its master dies.

 

[DTPN!]

THAT WAS THE ONLY COBES I HAD DOOD
RIP little prince of darkness

 

[Meat Target]

You see a thread get moved to the Lolcows of History section and you generally get a feeling of "good riddance" or "it was only a matter of time."
This one will be a bit more like staring at the mound where you buried your childhood dog.

Rekieta gets to continue neglecting his children, Chantal gets to continue waddling around a PvP zone and treating it like a spa retreat, but the boy is being taken from us?

I don't want to believe that.

Cobes may have been a drunken, disgusting retard, but he never struck me as a bad guy deep down. RIP

 

[Soso]

Cobes is likely dead yet Foodie Beauty still lives, I hate this world right now.

Even worse Goonclown is somehow still alive. It's a shame the harmless cows die first.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I would say a Trysha Paytas giving birth joke, but Cobes was an OK guy who hurt no one. I might actually get drunk for him tonight in his honour.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Every time a lolcow dies I think "why couldn't it be Jack? Surely the devil has more effective tools."

 

[Windy Moors]

This is really sad.
RIP KingCobra.

 

[Ponzo]

Is this the "best" case scenario? A friend of cobra overdosed in his crib and cobes found him when he woke up?


also, if he is truly dead, how will his mother laurel react? Will she keep denying him?

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

at worst this site is a gossip website. at best it's a place to archive shit people do.
I can't think of anyone on here on Josh's thread ever wishing bad things on him.
reddit I can, those retards wanted him homeless. people here just want to see the man speak.

People will say we're the absolute worst but I've had way nicer interactions on here than I ever have on that shithole cesspool of a website that Reddit is

 

[semitooth]

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Bad news guys. When they say 377 called 10-79, that means a LEO on scene (377) issued the call for a coroner at the location. Fuck, this sucks. RIP Cobes, you'll be missed. This is MDNWU.

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no fucking way bros

 

[Bigideas McTucker]

He cooked better than Jack and drank twice what a better man could handle.

He's playing with Ozzy now.